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GreedyTop -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:44:51 AM)

DAMN YOU!!! more maths!! 

*stones/kilos/pounds*


*eyes go glassy and brain fries*




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:44:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

50 kilograms 300 gram

110.89 pounds

7.92 stone


YOU SADIST! Why must you torture us with math this early in the morning?



Actually I'm a true SadoMaso, I tortured myself this fine afternoon by going on the scales and realizing I slipped over 50 kilos, that will be a long walk with the doggies this evening and nope, I won't even look at gummibears or wine gums!


Or I could help you burn it off with a good romp in the sack.




KnightofMists -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:44:54 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists


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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania
in my mind, anyone that dismisses people are "stupid" because they have a cosmological view is missing a great opportunity at understanding the human condition.


YES!





I think it's stupid to dimiss people that think other people are stupid!




mmmm I think just dimissed myself!!!!!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:46:03 AM)

You know, i just have to take a moment to say, to all the people of collarchatland, the transformations this thread has undergone have been bananas, and I want you to know that you're all appreciated. =p

fakes -- > intellectuals --> what do they do in britain? ---> heavy people




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:46:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

brain fries*


mmmm Brain fries tasty.





LillyBoPeep -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:47:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists


mmmm I think just dimissed myself!!!!!


say WHAAAAAAAAT?




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:48:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

You know, i just have to take a moment to say, to all the people of collarchatland, the transformations this thread has undergone have been bananas, and I want you to know that you're all appreciated. =p

fakes -- > intellectuals --> what do they do in britain? ---> heavy people



We are just a well versed and curious group of people who can talk on a wide range of subjects.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:49:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture


Or I could help you burn it off with a good romp in the sack.




Thanks for the kind and selfless offer, there's the problem of my other half, who's about twice my weight, used to play Rugby and is a black belt, he might mind somebody else doing his job [;)]




sexyred1 -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:50:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania


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ORIGINAL: IrishMist


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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

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You misunderstood my post in a manner that greatly changed the meaning and can be insulting to you. I do not desire that. The 'and' in my sentence was critical. I like a sub or slave or loves intellectual discourse. What I said is that if you have something like that 'and' something silly like astrology that is a warning. You can disagree or even insult me all you wish as it really has no meaning here, but I certainly never meant to demean intellectual discourse as an interest because that would be absurd. It was conflicting interests that were the issue.


I have an interest in astrology, and I can quite certainly assure you, I would wipe the floor with you in any sort of "intellectual discourse"[8|]

*nods*

Julia scares me when she goes into intellect mode.

Serious.

[:o]


Awww, am I that scary?


Yes, and you are even more intimidating because you have big tits. [:D]




KnightofMists -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:51:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture


Or I could help you burn it off with a good romp in the sack.




Thanks for the kind and selfless offer, there's the problem of my other half, who's about twice my weight, used to play Rugby and is a black belt, he might mind somebody else doing his job [;)]



we don't have to tell him!!!! just let him appreciate the results of your efforts to burn off those extra pounds!!!!




mnottertail -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:51:55 AM)

A good stone apiece, them MacGuffies of hers.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:52:06 AM)

Oh I can make it even more confusing, ha, on the Continent I'd be 100 pounds, in the UK I'm almost 110 pounds... I think I want to stick with the metrics...




GreedyTop -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:52:15 AM)

but we're fake if we have interests that dont match the "intellectual" side of things..

I find that amusing, since my Grandfather, who is STILL (despite the fact that he passed more than 20 yrs ago) the most intellectual human I have ever been graced to know,  the most open to things outside of his 'scientific' learnings.




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:53:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

we don't have to tell him!!!! just let him appreciate the results of your efforts to burn off those extra pounds!!!!


You mean let's hope he's so much of a maso that he'll enjoy being tackled by a guy?




mnottertail -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:54:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Oh I can make it even more confusing, ha, on the Continent I'd be 100 pounds, in the UK I'm almost 110 pounds... I think I want to stick with the metrics...


I gotta get over there and get my dick weighed......gnarley!!!!




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:56:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Oh I can make it even more confusing, ha, on the Continent I'd be 100 pounds, in the UK I'm almost 110 pounds... I think I want to stick with the metrics...


I gotta get over there and get my dick weighed......gnarley!!!!


Why don't you have letter scales?




Back2theFuture -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:56:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture


Or I could help you burn it off with a good romp in the sack.




Thanks for the kind and selfless offer, there's the problem of my other half, who's about twice my weight, used to play Rugby and is a black belt, he might mind somebody else doing his job [;)]


Who sad anything about me doing you? *wink*




GreedyTop -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:58:01 AM)

*snort*




LadyConstanze -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:59:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Back2theFuture


Who sad anything about me doing you? *wink*



Oh you want him? Well, he claims he's not even remotely bi-curious unless it's Johnny Depp dressed up as a pirate, he says he finds him "Disturbingly attractive as Jack Sparrow - must be the eyeliner..."




mnottertail -> RE: A Guide to Fakes: (6/17/2011 9:59:55 AM)

Yeah, but thats gonna give us cost to mail.  If my dick can weigh ten pounds more, I am gonna try and get that on my Curriculum  Vitae. Toot SWEET!!!!!




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