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HeatherMcLeather -> Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:05:12 PM)

Sparked by the "Guide to fakes" thread, and the terribly insightful criteria the OP listed for spotting a fake, I got to thinking of the reasons Hanners, myself, and my girlfriend have been given for being fake. I think it would be very useful if we would all share these pearls of wisdom, so we could correct our profiles so as to avoid being seen as fakes.

To start things off, here are three.

1. If a girl is listed as a lesbian and does not want to have sex with men, she's really a fake. - The only actual females who list as lesbians are straight girls looking for men, who do so to deter fake Doms from contacting them. Real and True Doms understand this and therefore are expected to contact these women and demand sexual submission (or at least some naked pictures). It is, after all, what the women are really hoping will happen.

2. If a girl's profile states she is a submissive who is already in a commited relationship, then she's a fake. - This is because, as we all know, submissive women's brains shut off and they cease to have any desire to communicate with others or participate in the social aspects of an internet forum the instant they get into a relationship.

3. If a Domme/fem sub couple is not seeking a male Dom to own them, they are a fake. - As has already been established (see point 1) lesbians are really straight and want to serve a man, so a lesbian couple is doubly so. The fact that one identifies as a Dominant woman is really code for "We want to be owned by only the truest and mightiest of  Dominates."



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:07:31 PM)

yes...



gungadin09 -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:08:00 PM)

You forgot: anyone who claims not to be a fake, is a fake.

pam



sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:08:59 PM)

Well darling, you can be fake with me. I'm evidently a metric using, mistake making faker. And I live in another country - not Europe, not North America....

Evidently I'm a domme also (but perhaps that's another thread).



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:10:51 PM)

I am IMAGINARY, and made entirely of candfloss. Therefore, not fake. :)



TaskMistressAZ -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:10:54 PM)

I haven't read the thread, but, I'm absolutely sure I'm a fake, because, I don't wear pointy-toed high heeled thigh boots, starve myself, quake in fear that people might see me without make up on, or beg men to let me do those things to them that they want done and do on their own, without me. Sure signs of weakness on my part, as I am continually assured. And, since, if I was really dominant, everyone else's opinion would always count for at least twice as much as mine, it must be so. Tsk tsk! on me.



LaTigresse -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:10:58 PM)

I have heard I am a fake because I won't use my precious paid days off to travel and meet people I barely know rather than using them to spend time with people I love and never seem to get to spend enough time with.

I am a fake because even though I share my life with a man, I am not hunting for a woman to 'share' with him.

I am a fake because I don't have a 'hot' photo.

I am a fake because I won't give just anyone, my yahoo information or let anyone I don't feel I know very VERY well onto my Facebook which is populated by 90% family.

I am a fake because I tend to not give a damn what most people I only know via the net think.[:D]

Oh, I am sure I am a fake because I am sitting here in an old faded t-shirt dress with my feet up on the coffee table, a belly full of salad and ice cream, a little red headed diva in her blankey beside me, my toes have some nasty frosty coral polish peeling off them and I am happy as can be. Just me and the dogs with HGTV on the tube.



KMsAngel -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:11:06 PM)

apparently, though i meet none of your criteria



sunshinemiss -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:14:44 PM)

You're a fake angel. You can't decide which dang accent to have.



TaskMistressAZ -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:15:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I have heard I am a fake because I won't use my precious paid days off to travel and meet people I barely know rather than using them to spend time with people I love and never seem to get to spend enough time with.

I am a fake because even though I share my life with a man, I am not hunting for a woman to 'share' with him.

I am a fake because I don't have a 'hot' photo.

I am a fake because I won't give just anyone, my yahoo information or let anyone I don't feel I know very VERY well onto my Facebook which is populated by 90% family.

I am a fake because I tend to not give a damn what most people I only know via the net think.[:D]


Shockingly weak-kneed, lily-livered, bad form, dear!

I'll let people meet me on Facebook, if I like them at all, and, if they don't behave, I shall immediately block them. My family will tear them apart, if they misstep, too. Well, not literally, physically, but .. yeah. Of course, I grew up saying "Slavery is illegal? Why? I need slaves!" so, they are fairly used to my weirdness.



lizi -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:18:52 PM)

Any submissive/slave woman who dares have standards to be met by a Dom or any demands at all is fake.
Any woman that has an opinion that is contrary to the Dom checking her out is fake, everyone knows subs/slaves have no opinions.
Any woman who does not immediately bow down to the Domly powers that be is faking her submission.
Any submissive/slave that dares ask for a picture is fake because they are just supposed to take whoever wants her.
Any submissive/slave that has an age limit is a fake because well...she's supposed to take whoever will have her.
Any woman that dares question anything at all about a Dom in any way or on any subject IS A FAKE!



LadyPact -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:18:57 PM)

I'm fake because I refuse to get on cam to "prove" who I am, won't hold up silly little signs on My pictures upon demand, or 'take time to talk' on the other side with every person who decides to send Me an email. 


Can a person literally puke on sarcasm?



LaTigresse -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:19:06 PM)

I am the oldest of six kids. My siblings have young impressionable kids and some of them are allowed to have Facebook accounts. I've been lambasted by family enough for my cussing and politics, not to mention my....less than conventional....... views on religioun. If I want to spend time with the nieces and nephews in this lifetime I better not be seen as exposing their delicate sensibilities to the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllll things.

And I have got to say that I just LOVED that sentence.

"Shockingly weak kneed, lily livered, bad form, dear!"

Just love it!



Daddysredhead -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:20:14 PM)

I am fake. I have never really met any of the other fakes here either. The photos that I have posted in the past of bruises on a big bootyious maximus are from online profiles that I have hacked. I also declare that Geoff is fake, too... because I said so.



LaTigresse -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:23:47 PM)

I bet all the people I have met from the other side, talked to on the phone..........I bet they are fake too.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:27:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I bet all the people I have met from the other side, talked to on the phone..........I bet they are fake too.


They totally are... [;)]



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:29:49 PM)

I'm fake because I won't jump into bed with people at the drop of a hat.

I'm also apparently fake because I don't find "gangsta" guys appealing.





juliaoceania -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:30:13 PM)

I like astrology and intellectual discourse, so I am obviously "fake"



LaTigresse -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:30:53 PM)

I am probably TOTALLY fake because there are quite a few people on here, I am damned glad I do not have to meet![:D]



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Are you a fake? (6/17/2011 6:31:24 PM)

I am fake because I won't send nekkid pics of myself to various and assorted douchecanoes and asshats.

I am fake because I will make fun of silly little men who believe they're Doms, but are instead dingdong doms.  I should know, I've met a whole bunch of em.

I am fake because I won't go on cam nekkid or with risque clothing for people who tell me I'm a fake.  I know enough to look down my top, see the size of my  boobs and think, nope, not fake or they wouldn't sag to either side of me.

I am fake because I'm not into being a 3rd wheel, don't want anything to do with married men, am not interested in Poly, Gor or swinging.  My life, my rules.

I am fake because I've finally decided after 30 damn years that I don't have to take shit from any guy who claims to be a Dom, I'm my own woman, been on my own since the age of 18 and managed to grow up fairly well all on my little lonesome.  Don't need a man to tell me how to act in public, I do have manners.

And last but not least, I am fake because I don't want to  be someone's play partner or fuck buddy.  If I wanted to get laid that badly I could do so every night and I'm just not into that anymore. 



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