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Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 8:54:31 AM)
quote: Bran, good old-fashioned regular humour. pD You've got a fat person eyeball.

myotherself -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 8:56:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys That's the exact line I use when I'm sitting on the toilet and can't go 2. I'm one of those old-fashioned mathematicians. When I struggle for a 2, I just work it out with a pencil [8\|]

Lucylastic -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 8:57:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popularDemand Freddy Star, seriously? pD Yeah big time, I was a kid tho, altho I did see him perform several times as a teen too with regard to police helmets, my dads favourite(to grandad who was a met cop) "take that tit off yer head and come in"

Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 8:59:14 AM)
I like the 3 stooges. I would race home after school each day just in time to catch the last 15 minutes of their 30 minute show and watched them over and over again as I got older. Just recently bought everything they've done. Nothing like silliness to get a chuckle outta me.

Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 9:01:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys That's the exact line I use when I'm sitting on the toilet and can't go 2. I'm one of those old-fashioned mathematicians. When I struggle for a 2, I just work it out with a pencil [8\|] To each his/her own. I'd hate to need a pencil in your house if you're digging out waste..[8\|] Come to think of it..If you'd lay off the fondue you might not have to resort to sticking pencils in your ass. Just saying...

myotherself -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 9:07:30 AM)
it's odd, but in my house people avoid chewing on the end of pencils...

Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 9:10:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself it's odd, but in my house people avoid chewing on the end of pencils... I bet they do.[:D]

LadyPact -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:00:39 AM)
I know I'm going to get hung out to dry on this one, but the latest round of trolls has had Me laughing My ass off. Nobody could possibly be as socially inept as our current troll triad. Ron White, especially the "you can't fix stupid" routine. This cracks Me up every time I see it. http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/5297466/ Click 'the meeting'.

LaTigresse -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:31:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Human behaviour including my own. Most lately....... a lot of people that profess to be 'good christian folk' that act anything but. I've had more mental flashbacks to the moments I see those fucktard 'What would Jesus do?' bumper stickers just in the last few days, than I can count. I think to myself......."Well fuck, if indeed the dude existed, and existed today, in this moment, he would be bitch slapping you into the next millenium." I probably laugh at myself the most. A cute little red dog with big ears runs a close second. Ya had to take it to a dark place didn't ya. Feel free to ignore my posts if they are too much for you. Thanks for the laugh.

mummyman321 -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:36:07 AM)
STAR TREK CONVENTIONS! Now I have to say this with a grain of salt. I am a scifi lover and a trekkie for life. But if you have not gone to a trekkie convention, do so. Its wonderful to see people so passionite about Star Trek. But seeing grow men and women in skin tight spandex suits, that are no longer slim and trim, is a sight to see. Now I am no spring chicken myself, I have a belly on me, so I am not making fun of overweight people. But I would not dress up in public in those spandex outfits. So go see and enjoy the world of SciFi and have some laughs!

Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:39:59 AM)
quote: Feel free to ignore my posts if they are too much for you. I felt free..that's why I commented.[:D] You could take your own advice.

LaTigresse -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:46:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys quote: Feel free to ignore my posts if they are too much for you. I felt free..that's why I commented.[:D] You could take your own advice. If my advice applied, I certainly would and often do. But.....I take the humour where ever I can find it. You are about a 50/50 provider.

catize -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 10:58:54 AM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

popularDemand -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 11:05:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys I like the 3 stooges. I would race home after school each day just in time to catch the last 15 minutes of their 30 minute show and watched them over and over again as I got older. Just recently bought everything they've done. Nothing like silliness to get a chuckle outta me. Yeah, that Iggy was hillarious with his slap-stick. pD

peachgirl -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:06:57 PM)
The scene in "Shrek" when Shrek and Donkey arrive in Duloc and the bobble-head man runs from Shrek, screaming, then bonks into the wall. Kills me every time.

juliaoceania -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:23:14 PM)
There was a sign to a place called "Heaven Lake" on a road my dad would take us on all of the time.. it had an arrow that pointed up to indicate it was straight ahead... for some reason that cracked me up every time we passed it.

sunshinemiss -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:24:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BonesFromAsh I forgot to add....this never fails to crack me up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6I1_o6vrY Life, in general, cracks me up. Why you taunt me like this you meanie?! I crack me up. :)

sunshinemiss -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:31:10 PM)
quote: O247: if i am on the non existant list for these reasons that is fine i object to being on non existant lists for being fake MNOT: Jesus, thats some pretty brash existentialism. That cracks me up every time....

Icarys -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:35:48 PM)
quote: I take the humour where ever I can find it. You are about a 50/50 provider. I feel the same way..That's one of the main reasons I enjoy this place. You and a few others provide much more than you'll ever know. So it's a mutual thing. Win Win. See though, I'm not the one telling someone to ignore my posts unless it's to mock that they use the same line. I could care less what the majority of you think about what I have to say..That should be evident by now, if you're not slow that is. Let's see how you play off of my words now. I've left you a few good lines. This should get interesting.

Arpig -> RE: What cracks you up? (6/18/2011 6:36:57 PM)
nm. myotherself beat me to it.

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