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Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 4:27:01 AM   
DarkSteven


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He considers women to be goddesses to worship, and he's into scat.

Here's more on the catch:  http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_18343770

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 5:15:16 AM   
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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 5:23:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		Lol, kind of hard not to notice a guy coming out of a public toilet 'covered in feces' from hiding inside the toilet. Ugh.

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 2:40:28 PM   
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Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away.


Call me old fashioned, but I would expect a date to wear shoes and a shirt, and be clean... Obviously I've been out of the dating circuit for a while and things seem to have changed

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 4:14:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steven, how did you know? He's the man of my dreams!!!

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 4:17:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

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Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away.


Call me old fashioned, but I would expect a date to wear shoes and a shirt, and be clean... Obviously I've been out of the dating circuit for a while and things seem to have changed


Well not every guy is trained to your standard now




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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 4:23:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Killerangel

Lol, kind of hard not to notice a guy coming out of a public toilet 'covered in feces' from hiding inside the toilet. Ugh.

i can just see the cops trying to grab him. I guess he would be called a slippery little devil, especially the slippery part.

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/25/2011 4:28:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_18350238

He considers women to be goddesses to worship, and he's into scat.

Here's more on the catch:  http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_18343770

Yabbut.. dont serial rapists/killers start out as peeping toms?

Back when i was with my ex, we lived on the ground floor and when i went to bed on night, i was standing at the side of the window in the bedroom and noticed a couple of fingers opening the miniblind slats to look in. Well, it was just instinct but I took my hand and as hard as I possibly could, smashed it into the blind and the jerks face!!! Too bad i didnt have a good bat handy tho...

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/26/2011 7:40:36 AM   
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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/26/2011 9:46:39 AM   
LadyConstanze


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Status: offline 		I feel sorry for the cops who had to arrest him, that must have been a shitty job!

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/26/2011 8:15:54 PM   
Charles6682


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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 6/26/2011 8:18:11 PM   
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Security was waiting when the man came out of the toilet — shoeless, shirtless and covered in feces — but he was able to run away.


No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Feces optional.

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RE: Hey, ladies! Your dream man awaits! - 7/1/2011 7:58:34 PM   
scarletsubbie


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Status: offline 		Ok, I well remember what the yoga fest crowd looks like.
He's also into fuzzy women (not a bad kink, imo) without make-up.

Hope he can get a truly harmless habit.

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