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Icarys -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 1:14:06 PM)
quote: Yeah right! Like you never heard of Penal Colonies!! [:D]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 1:47:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: calamitysandra quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 That is what men don't get. If someone does not swallow or do anything else you ask, they are NOT into you. Speak only for yourself. This Oh and some guys can have "banana" tattooed on them, they're not going to insert it anyway, their words are too often are stronger than any vegetarian or animalistic instinct a girl can have, we're just so not into them.

hlen5 -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 1:53:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse. I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D That's hilarious. I've been on weight watchers but have been reluctant to ask "How many points in a mouthful?" Doesn't stop me from indulging [;)] I've heard a full tablespoon full is 36 calories.

Edwynn -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 2:26:30 PM)
To dispel some common notions or assumptions on the issue of vegetarianism: Sorry, but the OP is just plain silly, though I suspect that was the intent, so let's just have fun with it here. Unless an arrow or bullet was shot through it, or its head was clubbed with a sledge hammer or chopped off, we cannot compare the two different situations of consumption of a slaughtered husbanded or wild animal vs. the human non-slaughtered male 'member.' Some avoid meat for humanitarian reasons, some for pure health reasons, and some involve both considerations into the issue. BTW, you never asked about male vegetarians and their sexual dietary habits and whatever imagined conundrums from that. In any case, plants are every bit as live as animals, at least before we sacrifice them to our own furtherance of life. Life can only be sustained by other life, however we go about it. If we kiss at all, anywhere on the body, some few bacteria might be consumed in the process. Oh, what is a vegetarian to do!?

Buzzzz -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 2:59:40 PM)
quote: mines a tofu like product. its a dessert topping, its a floorwax, good to go for all the girls. I found that quote very , very funny.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 3:34:01 PM)
I'm a meat eater, is all senses of the phrase. There is nothing quite like a big juicy red slab of beefsteak. Just saying.

scarletsubbie -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 6:51:29 PM)
The issue with vegetarianism/veganism is that the creatures are sentient but cannot agree to becoming a meal. So, if a guy is brain dead or a volunteer, hey, all good.[8\|]

Darktra151 -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 7:36:32 PM)
My guess is the veggie girls or guys dont have the energy to suck like a champ. Its hard to do that when you are anemic. ( Just kidding). I am a faithful meat eater and I love my guys stuff just as much as I love my steak. Yummm steak. I am going to go eat some steak and a cucumber.

twistedwillow -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 8:02:22 PM)
Had to stop reading to reply to this ... 9 times out of 10 you would be right sexyred, but i don't care how 'into' a guy i am, i'm not doing Ass to Mouth for him, regardless of how many times he asks ... so there is always an exception to the rule. quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse. I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D That is a total lie about J.A.P.'s. Believe me, Jewish girls do all sorts of nasty things but only do it with men they are hot for. That is what men don't get. If someone does not swallow or do anything else you ask, they are NOT into you.

Kaliko -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 8:32:51 PM)
I am a vegetarian but I miss meat. I've never considered this before, but your deep and meaningful post has got me thinking....I do give fairly good blowjobs (I'm told) but more than that.... can do it for hours....lounging down there, making it a multi-orgasmic event that he can watch a movie during the middle of and I will still be content. Perhaps it's my mouth making up for the lack of meat it gets to gnaw on.

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 8:53:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower quote: ORIGINAL: poise You could always paint it green and convince her it's a zucchini. [8D] or a cucumber [:'(][:'(][:'(] You mean Cornichon, right? [8D]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 8:55:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail That situation is hawt. Go ahead my dear, it is not pork, it will not choke you......... No, Vienna Sausages are all beef. [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 9:01:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes I just tell myself it's a big rutabaga. Maybe someday you'll meet a man who isn't deformed. Rutabaga: [image]local://upfiles/521089/412BEFD7185F4918888AECF8D67E30C0.jpg[/image]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 9:07:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt I'm a meat eater, is all senses of the phrase. There is nothing quite like a big juicy red slab of beefsteak. Just saying. Well, ya know, there's London Broil, and there's Filet Mignon... [8D] Arf! Woof!

Tantriqu -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/25/2011 10:59:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': I've heard a full tablespoon full is 36 calories. Converting into Yankee units: an average ejaculate for a man who comes 3-7 times/week is 3-7 mls. A level tablespoon is 15 mls, so you can calculate for your own dude. A tsp or half Tbsp doesn't sound like much, but to help visualise, put that amount of ketchup in a condom [although less visible, for verisimilitude, content and calories are most similar to an egg white; one large eggwhite is 17 calories]. SCIENCE!

NuevaVida -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/26/2011 12:09:50 AM)
Well, I calculate my food intake not by calories, but by fiber, fat, carbs and protein. Anyone got those counts? [8D]

Hippiekinkster -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/26/2011 12:18:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida Well, I calculate my food intake not by calories, but by fiber, fat, carbs and protein. Anyone got those counts? [8D] Really high fiber. They don't call it a WOODY for nothin'... BaDaBoom!

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/26/2011 12:29:18 AM)
I have a feeling they're coming up with that excuse, because, well... You know how they always say, "it isn't you." M

MsKittyValentine -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/26/2011 9:38:40 AM)
No, certainly not. I love giving my sweetheart a blow job and I haven't eaten meat or fish for about 25 years. As I am a Domme though, and you can't blame this on me being veggie, I like to tease but not let him come. So, he gets blow jobs but not the happy ending. I don't have to eat hot fish yoghurt.

tj444 -> RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to give a good blowjob? (6/26/2011 9:48:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Icarys If you don't eat meat how do you deal with sucking on it? Do you pinch your nose? Blow in short intervals? Turn down the man bologna in general? Does the idea of riding a righteous man steed orally offend you emotionally? WTF is up with all the Veggies...I wanna know...I'm just saaaaaaaaying. Me thinks you are taking the term "meat" a little too literally. A girl that likes to please and enjoys sucking will suck and suck well no matter what kinda foodie she is. [:)] A girl that doesnt want to please and isnt into oral, dont matter much what food shes into.

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