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Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability to ... - 6/25/2011 8:55:35 AM   
Icarys


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If you don't eat meat how do you deal with sucking on it? Do you pinch your nose? Blow in short intervals? Turn down the man bologna in general?

Does the idea of riding a righteous man steed orally offend you emotionally?

WTF is up with all the Veggies...I wanna know...I'm just saaaaaaaaying.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 8:58:49 AM   
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I just refuse to swallow. It solves the problem.

Of course, I refuse to swallow on the grounds that by swallowing, I am consuming living beings. No problems with eating meat, it's with eating my meat while it's still alive that bothers me.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:01:17 AM   
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haha what?
methinks this belongs in P&RS

that said, i'm a veggie and i ♥ blow jobs.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:01:30 AM   
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I just refuse to swallow.

That was my next post.

Lactose intolerant-Refusal of Man Milk.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:02:11 AM   
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What if you're a catholic vegetarian?
Doomed if you do, damned if you don't...

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:02:17 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Icarys

If you don't eat meat how do you deal with sucking on it? Do you pinch your nose? Blow in short intervals? Turn down the man bologna in general?

Does the idea of riding a righteous man steed orally offend you emotionally?

WTF is up with all the Veggies...I wanna know...I'm just saaaaaaaaying.


Hahahahahaha...right? Do they really use that excuse?


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:02:48 AM   
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Only suck men that could be considered vegetables?

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:03:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

haha what?
methinks this belongs in P&RS

that said, i'm a veggie and i ♥ blow jobs.


*Grins individually to all of those.


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:03:55 AM   
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i've never met a veggie girl who used that as an excuse, Aynne. =p 

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:03:58 AM   
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Only suck men that could be considered vegetables?

Reminds me of that old joke:
"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:04:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

What if you're a catholic vegetarian?
Doomed if you do, damned if you don't...

Lol..good one!


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:05:12 AM   
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i've never met a veggie girl who used that as an excuse, Aynne. =p 


Perhaps not, but it's a bit more tactful than saying "Fuck right off, I don't want that in my mouth," isn't it?

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:10:09 AM   
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Hahahahahaha...right? Do they really use that excuse?

I've never dated a Veggie, always meat eaters. Thank goodness I was never in danger of finding out.

You can't do what!?!?!?! Oh no you don't!!!!!!


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:12:44 AM   
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mines a tofu like product.  its a dessert topping, its a floorwax, good to go for all the girls. 

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 9:36:04 AM   
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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:06:46 AM   
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You could always paint it green and convince her it's a zucchini.

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:08:11 AM   
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You could always paint it green and convince her it's a zucchini.


or a cucumber


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:14:22 AM   
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You could always paint it green and convince her it's a zucchini.

Outta-the-Box thinking..I like that!

Do you like zucchini, BTW?


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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:20:28 AM   
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A colleague's J.A.P. wife wouldn't swallow, using her constant dieting as an excuse.
I said brightly, 'It's only 5 calories, like a couple of TicTacs': she's hated me ever since :-D

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RE: Does being a Vegetarian interfere with your ability... - 6/25/2011 10:21:58 AM   
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That situation is hawt.

Go ahead my dear, it is not pork, it will not choke you.........




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