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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/5/2011 8:59:31 PM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		Strange anus.....hmmmmmmmm.....

Well it was one of those assholes, larger than life
Where you just want to stay for dinner
Move in and stay the night
And you need to clean out the whole rectum
You lick everything in sight
Head down, ass up in the living room
And you licked all night
Strange anus - winking back at me
Odd structures - they're haunting me
This looks nothing like what I thought I would see

(With apologies to Laurie Anderson)

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/6/2011 2:41:07 PM   
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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/8/2011 6:25:17 AM   
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Status: offline 		My anus has a bump on it. kinda "not good looking ".. Always been like that and doctor says that it is the way it is.. Maybe why I don't like my ass played with?

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/8/2011 9:09:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		I actualy know someone that has a little ''door'' of skin covering his.....
I always wonder if it has anything to do with the prison time he served


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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/8/2011 2:20:34 PM   
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Don't take any notice of these tittering nincompoops, tsuta. I know plenty of keen female anus-lickers. There's nothing odd about you. And as a malesub, I'm an enthusiastic licker of girly-butts myself and I may say that they always seem tiny, feeble and weedy to me. Quite weird and unnatural. So there ya go!


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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/8/2011 4:47:06 PM   
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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/9/2011 10:16:23 PM   
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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/9/2011 10:34:23 PM   
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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/10/2011 2:57:22 PM   
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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/10/2011 8:12:19 PM   
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Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS  (click at your own risk)
 


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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/10/2011 9:51:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

 
Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS  (click at your own risk)
 




Holy crap, what the f!!??

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/10/2011 9:58:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KeriB


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Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS  (click at your own risk)
 




Holy crap, what the f!!??


Hey... I fuckin' warned you?!!



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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/10/2011 10:20:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA

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ORIGINAL: KeriB


quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA


Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS  (click at your own risk)
 




Holy crap, what the f!!??


Hey... I fuckin' warned you?!!





Oh I take full responsibility for my curiosity getting the better of me

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/11/2011 6:00:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Crikeys. It's now considered "ghey" to like making a slave slut lick your ass?

Fuck, I'm in trouble. My straight card is now officially in jeopardy.



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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 12:20:07 PM   
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Here you go ---> STRANGE ANUS  (click at your own risk)
 



Ok, prolapsed rectum...
I've seen that shot before.
But, never an explanation to how it happned as in "disease", heavy blow to the abdomen (yes, it happens.. ever wonder what happens if you get pinned between to heavy logs... the pressure goes somewhere), or was a case of too much fisting.

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 7:26:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kana

Crikeys. It's now considered "ghey" to like making a slave slut lick your ass?

Fuck, I'm in trouble. My straight card is now officially in jeopardy.




Totally nothing homosexual about a girl doing ANYTHING with your ass, as long as she is a biological female.

PS Your straight card is not in any danger, trust me I have said and done far worse and still have mine. Turns out you can keep the Gay away by buying big trucks and lots of guns.

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 7:51:31 PM   
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as long as she is a biological female.
so if a fully transistioned post-op transsexual shoves her tongue up your fucking asshole you'd consider that gay?

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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 7:56:24 PM   
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as long as she is a biological female.
so if a fully transistioned post-op transsexual shoves her tongue up your fucking asshole you'd consider that gay?


Yeah its a side effect of spending all my school years learning instead of fucking. My brain just can't be fooled because it knows too many facts.


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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 8:07:52 PM   
HannahLynHeather


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jesus, mary and joseph on toast! how can otherwise seemingly sensible people be so royally fucked in the head?


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RE: Strange anus.. - 7/12/2011 8:09:35 PM   
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