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tsuta -> Strange anus.. (7/4/2011 9:40:24 PM)

Sorry if i am not posting this in the right forum.

Now i suppose that i'll look a bit stupid for asking this but i've been wondering about it for a while...

One of my big turn-ons is to rim and finger guys. I just love pleasing a guy in this way [:)]  ..not that i got
to do it to a ton of guys, not a lot are into it unfortunately... so i only have a limited experience to draw conclusions
from, i'm aware of that.

But a big portion, i'd even say almost all the guys i've rimmed and/or fingered had.. a strange anus.

You know... you poke your tongue around.. you think you got the actual hole but then you get yourself in a "dead end",
then you feel around with your finger, get your tongue back in, there's a bump in the way... what in the world?

If i touch my own anus, i can feel that the hole is a direct "passageway" inside, there's no freaking maze lol.

Is this common with guys? Is it normal? Is it indicative of disease??? o.O  isnt pooping hard for those guys???

Sorry if i'm starting to sound silly and immature haha. But seriously, i am wondering... i suppose everyone has a different anus? Is it hemorrhoids? what is that exactly, anyway?

Anyway thank you for any help  :P  i'd appreciate not been ridiculed if possible lol. Thank you.




LadyPact -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/4/2011 9:57:50 PM)

Honey, you are female.  That means you don't have a prostate.  The males that you are fingering their anus all come with one as standard equipment.




tsuta -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/4/2011 10:05:02 PM)

I didnt think about that, true. But, my knowledge of anatomy being rather basic i guess i assumed the prostate was far inside enough to not make bumps practically on the outside?  ...also, i've had a few (like 1 or 2) guys who had what i'd call a "simple, straightforward (haha)" anus..

oh well either way i still enjoy it, it justs makes it a bit more complicated to finger/tongue-fuck 'em [;)]




MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/4/2011 10:05:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Honey, you are female.  That means you don't have a prostate.  The males that you are fingering their anus all come with one as standard equipment.



[sm=rofl.gif]lol





windchymes -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 7:12:34 AM)

Could be a hemorrhoid you're hitting.

Also, we all have an internal sphincter muscle as well as the external one you're familiar with. If they're clamping down out of nervousness or rejection of the invasion, that internal sphincter can close up pretty tight.




chiaThePet -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 8:02:41 AM)


Beef, It's What's For Dinner.

What?

chia* (the pet)




windchymes -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 8:06:44 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU [:D]




angelikaJ -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 8:27:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Could be a hemorrhoid you're hitting.

Also, we all have an internal sphincter muscle as well as the external one you're familiar with. If they're clamping down out of nervousness or rejection of the invasion, that internal sphincter can close up pretty tight.


This.

And some men may have enlarged prostates; the normal prostate gland is supposed to be about the size of a walnut.

An excellent book to read is Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin




PeonForHer -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 9:07:46 AM)

FR
I'd be surprised if it's the prostate - that's further in. Or haemorrhoids - they'd be painful and I think most men wouldn't want her near that area if they had them. My bet is that it's down to another variation of the usual difference between males' and females' musculatures. Men's arm muscles, for instance, can bunch up when they're contracted, while womens' generally remain a lot smoother. I could imagine mens' anuses would do something similar.

Incidentally, OP, you're in good company having an interest in anuses: Leonardo Da Vinci was, too. He was intrigued as to how they worked. (From his sketches, he wasn't all that accurate in his conclusions, either.)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 9:09:22 AM)

Men are just STRANGE~ [8D]

Sorry, had to say that! The other ladies hit the highlights... and I am surprised that so few men are into rimming, but there is that whole ITS GHEY thing for them to get around, even if a chick is playing with them.




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 9:10:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


Beef, It's What's For Dinner.

What?


Quality :)

Thank god I hadn't opened the wine when I read that, else you'd owe me a new keyboard.

PS: Does anyone else think “Strange Anus” sounds like a great name for a band?




Canaille -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 10:02:23 AM)

quote:

PS: Does anyone else think “Strange Anus” sounds like a great name for a band?


I would buy every album, even if they were awful, just to have that name in my CD rack.




RapierFugue -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 10:13:54 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Canaille

quote:

PS: Does anyone else think “Strange Anus” sounds like a great name for a band?


I would buy every album, even if they were awful, just to have that name in my CD rack.


Exactly ... I'm pretty sure some DJs would go for it too ...

"And today I'll be playing the latest release from Strange Anus' new album; "Shudda Used Lube" ... entitled “My Chalfonts Own You, Bitch, So Go Easy On Em”".

Word.




BurntKitty -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 10:16:28 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Canaille

quote:

PS: Does anyone else think “Strange Anus” sounds like a great name for a band?


I would buy every album, even if they were awful, just to have that name in my CD rack.



As would I, while I'm LMFAO




tsuta -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 12:18:22 PM)

Anyway im just relieved it seems to be normal lol. And Strange Anus. Yes, awesome band name xD hahaha




Wolf2Bear -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 4:52:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Men are just STRANGE~ [8D]

Sorry, had to say that! The other ladies hit the highlights... and I am surprised that so few men are into rimming, but there is that whole ITS GHEY thing for them to get around, even if a chick is playing with them.


Aww come on Lady Hib...you can say Gay  ROFL.

Yeah many of us have that same problem.




PeonForHer -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 5:48:10 PM)

Don't take any notice of these tittering nincompoops, tsuta. I know plenty of keen female anus-lickers. There's nothing odd about you. And as a malesub, I'm an enthusiastic licker of girly-butts myself and I may say that they always seem tiny, feeble and weedy to me. Quite weird and unnatural. So there ya go!




ashjor911 -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 6:19:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tsuta
But a big portion, i'd even say almost all the guys i've rimmed and/or fingered had.. a strange anus.



I would say: strange finger....

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Honey, you are female. That means you don't have a prostate. The males that you are fingering their anus all come with one as standard equipment.

that was classic....




Hisprettybaby -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 6:34:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Honey, you are female.  That means you don't have a prostate.  The males that you are fingering their anus all come with one as standard equipment.

[sm=yourock.gif]

~Hisprettybaby~




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Strange anus.. (7/5/2011 6:38:30 PM)

Well cripes, Bearbear, I should have said IT'S SO TAKEI! [:D]




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