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RE: hi - 7/5/2011 8:28:23 PM   
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Haplodiploidy
A haplodiploid species is one in which one of the sexes has haploid cells and the other has diploid cells. Most commonly, the male is haploid and the female is diploid. In such species, the male develops from unfertilized eggs, a process called arrhenotokous parthenogenesis or simply arrhenotoky, while the female develops from fertilized eggs: the sperm provides a second set of chromosomes when it fertilizes the egg.

Haplodiploidy is found in many species of insects from the order Hymenoptera, particularly ants, bees, and wasps. One consequence of haplodiploidy is that the relatedness of sisters to each other is higher than in diplodocus dinosaurs; this has been advanced as an explanation for the eusociality common in this order of insects as it increases the power of kin selection. This argument has been disputed on the grounds that haplodiploidy also reduces the relatedness of brothers to sisters, theoretically balancing the above effect. In some Hymenopteran species, worker insects are also able to produce diploid (and therefore female) fertile offspring, which develop as normal queens. The second set of chromosomes comes not from sperm, but from one of the three polar bodies during anaphase II of meiosis. This process is called thelytokous parthenogenesis or simply thelytoky.

There's a joke hidden in there...it's not just random foolishness, the piece was chosen specifically to make the joke.

Or am I just saying that to make you read it?


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RE: hi - 7/5/2011 8:50:34 PM   
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I have a winkle.


And I have a wrinkle. More than one, actually, but less than many.

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RE: hi - 7/5/2011 9:06:25 PM   
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PeonForHer:
I have a winkle.

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And I have a wrinkle. More than one, actually, but less than many.


I have a gray hair (my first), but I won't say where it is.  My winkle still works fine though. :-)

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RE: hi - 7/5/2011 11:48:30 PM   
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There's a joke hidden in there
Oh dear! That really wasn't worth the effort you know.

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RE: hi - 7/6/2011 8:27:37 AM   
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People who think that kink is a substitute for human relationships are unlikely to succeed at either. D/s is a fabulous *addition* to a human relationship, and it can even be the essential core and the central focus of the thing. But it is still a human relationship, and as such, the human stuff like getting to know people really matters. Ignore this at your own risk.


This just plain deserves to be quoted.




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RE: hi - 7/6/2011 9:56:32 AM   
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LadyNTrainer:
People who think that kink is a substitute for human relationships are unlikely to succeed at either. D/s is a fabulous *addition* to a human relationship, and it can even be the essential core and the central focus of the thing. But it is still a human relationship, and as such, the human stuff like getting to know people really matters. Ignore this at your own risk.

Canaille:
This just plain deserves to be quoted.


+1

I quoted it again for extra emphasis. :-)

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RE: hi - 7/6/2011 2:33:50 PM   
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Oh dear! That really wasn't worth the effort you know.
Ha! I knew YOU wouldn't be able to resist looking for it. How many times did you have to read through it before you spotted it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdliszbZFs0


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RE: hi - 7/6/2011 11:30:46 PM   
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WIN! We just got home from painting at the new house. Our doggie is still at the hospital post amputation...............reading CM to wind down to sleep...........and belly laughing at this pic. Thank you, LNT!!

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This is a bunny with a pancake on its head.





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RE: hi - 7/6/2011 11:34:49 PM   
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hello i need a slave to own and train badly


May I recommend something inflatable?







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RE: hi - 7/7/2011 4:06:50 AM   
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WIN! We just got home from painting at the new house. Our doggie is still at the hospital post amputation...............reading CM to wind down to sleep...........and belly laughing at this pic. Thank you, LNT!!



How's the doggie doing? Any news about the prognosis?

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RE: hi - 7/7/2011 4:50:25 AM   
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DAMMIT Otter!! 

my cats just ran away from me, because I was laughing too hard!

I hope the pup is doing ok?

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RE: hi - 7/7/2011 7:17:43 AM   
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So our Forest had the surgery on Tuesday and we decided to let the hospital host him for another night last night because the wound from the amputation was still seeping enough to warrant changing the bandage every few hours.  They said that he was on his feet and learning to use just three legs and was actually sort of rejecting the harness thing that they use to stabilize them for the first few days - was getting along pretty good without it.

We pick him up this morning and progress from there.  It is our hope that the herbal called Arteminisinin will be killing all of the microscopic cancer that the bone cancer will have spread through his system.  Thus far, he is clear of any other spots. 

He could live for 3-months, or to a ripe old age...we just don't know how things are going to work, but we have done all that we can to remove the primary source of his sickness, ease the pain it caused, and we will continue fighting it through nutrition and herbs...


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RE: hi - 7/7/2011 7:20:18 AM   
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*hugs*

many prayers and well wishes for you all

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RE: hi - 7/8/2011 10:54:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyNTrainer
There are no fucking shortcuts.
Can I nominate this for quote of the YEAR?!      M

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RE: hi - 7/8/2011 11:30:28 PM   
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You might first want to have a viewable profile so anyone interested would be able to find you.

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