MistressK2011
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Interesting responses. I changed my profile **yesterday** to reflect a bad mood.
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This is my usual profile:
What The Girl Wants
24/7 TPE O&P
Males (straight or gay)
25 and up
No smoking
No drugs (including marijuana)
No cross-dressing
In my province or willing to travel to meet a few times
If you understand the above terms, what they mean, and are committed to this, please drop me a line.
If you want to be owned by me in part or whole:
Approach things in a serious manner as though it is an application for the job of your lifetime - because it is.
If you want to be my friend:
Be the sort of friend you'd like to have.
All the rest you need to know is written in this profile.
I have been LIVING kink for a total of 13 years of my adult life. I have a large, shedding dog so if you are allergic, please keep moving. :-)
I'm Up For the Real Thing
If you want to show your dedication, be honest, available, and genuine.
I have my own business. I'm super-strict about privacy and discretion.
Sometimes I work weird hours but I love it. OH, and no more quick brown fox. The dog got tired of the implications of lazy and went on strike. Tell me your favourite flavour of ice cream then I will know you read this far.
We will chat. We will exchange pics. We will meet. If it goes well we will keep meeting.
My Future (What I'm Looking For)
I plan to eventually live the 24/7 lifestyle, or as close as I can get, honestly it depends on the person and the connection and dynamic. I don't want to miss out on something wonderful because of labels and names.
I am not into feminization of men or cross dressing. You can be plain or pretty (handsome), tall or short, thin or larger. I can accomodate most health issues if you are upfront about them.
My Domination Style
My philosophy is positive reinforcement, growth of mind and body, bettering one's self through service or domination. I believe in trust, honesty, respect and dignity. Positive reinforcement and gentle correction. Commuication is key.
If you are my slave, my lover, my friend, I will protect you through hell and back, if needed.
I am calm-assertive. You will be calm-submissive. Submitting not out of fear but out of loyalty and dedication. I will be guiding out of the same, not out of anger or lust for power. If I'm mad, I tell you. I expect the same. I never tolerate drama.
What Having a Male Slave Means to Me
My slave will be cherished and valued for his submission and obedience. I cut this short, but you can ask me for details. Having a male slave will be the fulfillment of a lifelong dream, one I had before I even knew what to call it. He will be my trusted counterpart, and I will always 'have his back' through the tough times. Slaves are, to me, the most special kind of creature.
My Kinks, and the Dark Passenger
I can back off things that are 'too much' for a situation. I can also be a cold and effective punisher who does not back off and expects nothing less than perfection. I have a dark passenger like Dexter, but I only let it out with careful thought.
I like confinement, bondage, mental bondage, shackles, TPE, and ownership. The rest of the stuff is in that list way down near the bottom. Sometimes I enjoy calling a slave 'it' That's just a kink. My favourite mental image is the naked male slave, kneeling or on all fours, standing proudly next to me, presenting itself (there goes my kink again), or moving around with arm and leg shackles doing my bidding.
The Stuff About Me When I'm Being K and Not MistressK
I have no kids, and I am single. Travel is pretty easy with my flexible schedule. I own one foot of the TransCanada trail. There's a box locked to a pole there so you can pay me 25 cents before continuing on. I am a member of the Time Travel Fund.
Though a deep thinker, I'm not a very complicated person, if you ask me what I'm thinking or feeling I will tell you - if there is a stumble or pause it is only because I am trying to word my honesty in politeness - telling it exactly like it is for me is my style. I enjoy reading, a lot of mystery. biography/autobiography of famous leaders living or dead, how to books, trivia and fun facts, a bit of general fiction too. Often, whatever someone hands me if we're book swapping. If a book is truly awful, I've been known to actually throw it in a dumpster.
I like pretty much all genres of movies, King's Speech, My Name is Khan, Stolen, to name a few. Lately I've watched indie, comedy/romance, crime thriller, and documentary.
I am ecclectic when it comes to music, I'm not sure there is anything I would not listen to.
Family nights can be board games, movies and popcorn, just hanging out in the same room.
I love travel - been to British Columbia, Washington, Idaho, Oregon, Montana, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, North Dakota, Saskatchewan and Manitoba, Ontario, and New York (state not city). I'd like to go pretty much anywhere else.
I love laughter. Tell me a joke I haven't heard, and we might just hit it off.
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"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really. Get busy living or get busy dying." (Shawshank Redemption)
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Which yes, gets a LOT of responses. But lately, and maybe it's the time of year, I've had the 'ooops I forgot I was married' set. First time actually, and only 3 of them. . .but honestly? For someone who WAS married and did everything you can imagine to try to keep that way (without compromising anything about who I was, but saying I really worked hard and so did he), it's the ooops I forgot I was married that just sets me off the deepest.
I guess I'll go back to the usual profile. I was just attempting, as I said, a little dark comedy. . .
What goes through those people's minds? "Oh my God! I woke up this morning beside some WOMAN! I had NO IDEA I was married! Well, I don't know her or like her that well anyway and since it's not going to work out, I think I'll go perv at some Dommes for a while. . ."
Or is it over breakfast when the fork handle clinks with the wedding band, and they scream as if they've been tagged like rare falcons? "Holy shit, when did THAT happen?"
There was one guy who had been married but 'living apart' for five years. I wanted to mention that you can actually pay off a car in five years, nevermind "I can't afford a divorce".
Are these the same guys who are sent to the store with a list because otherwise they'll forget what they went for? "Haircut, milk, eggs, get married, mow lawn. . ."
- K
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