tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Say no to bare coochies!! (7/12/2011 12:11:10 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I seriously don't have a thing for brillo pads) and tell him it looks so much bigger, they keep on shaving it then... I once dated an older guy who was completely bald, except for a small goatee beard. I found that very sexy...particularly when he took his shirt off and he had just minimal chest hair. Then he took off his pants. And his pubes looked like an explosion in a badly-stuffed horsehair mattress. HIS PUBES WERE LONGER THAN HIS DICK!!!! I made my excuses and left. EEEWWWW!!! [:'(] This reminds me of ResidentSadist saying if a woman was particularly pungent, he's lead her to the shower before the fetivities. Did you think about helping him "manscape"? Maybe, just maybe he was hoping the pubes would eventually migrate to his head? [:D] Think Bob "This 70's Show".
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