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I heard a good one.... - 7/11/2011 2:25:44 PM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		This one works much better when spoken aloud, with accents.....

There's a guy working in an employment agency in Cape Breton and this guy comes in....
Employment Counselor: What's your name?
Applicant #1: McCoy.
EC: And your work experience?
A#1: I'm a cork sucker.
EC: What? I beg your pardon?
A#1: A cork sucker. You know, I make corks for wine bottles. You take a big sheet of cork, and I have a vacuum tube thing and I punch it in and suck out the corks.
EC: Oh, OK.

A little later a second guy comes in....
EC: And what's your name?
A#2: McCoy
EC: And your work experience?
A#2: I'm a sock tucker.
EC: Excuse me?
A#2: A sock tucker, I take the newly made socks and tuck them together into those neat little bundles.
EC: Oh, OK.

By and by a third applicant comes in....
EC: And what's your name?
A#3: (Use an effeminate voice) McCoy......I'm the real McCoy.

Sooooooo tell me a good one.


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RE: I heard a good one.... - 7/11/2011 5:33:42 PM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

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RE: I heard a good one.... - 7/11/2011 6:12:46 PM   
Arpig


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Status: offline 		Sandy McGregor one day....
He comes home and he's covered from head to toe in cow shit.
His wife says to him: "Sandy lad, whatever has become of ye?
Sandy answered: "Well, I was over at Angus' for a wee drappie or too, and I took a shortcut through the pasture. A big wind come up and blew off me tam. I tried 39 others before I found me own."



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Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?

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