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tweakabelle -> RE: Starting a cult (7/13/2011 4:20:17 AM)
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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle
Isn't it all about setting up a loop ... or a treadmill?
guilt/insecurity -> offer a solution -> make sure it's forever hovering just beyond their reach -> the reason why they can't attain it is because of their failing -> which you'll forgive if they try harder -> (and give me all your $) -> which brings us back to guilt/insecurity.
A little bit of charisma and mysticism works a treat, absolute self belief is a must, as is a thorough understanding of semantics. Oh ... and a good smile too!
Now, where do I sign? [:D]
For understanding the concept of my cult so well, I make you an acolyte, surely you understand that to show yourself worthy of the honour bestowed on you, my dear child, you have to show your commitment and devotion. I shall send you all my bank details so you can deposit the terrible money that ties you to the wrong spiritual plane into it, out of the goodness of my heart I am willing to take that burden off of you so that the mammon will not pollute your soul anymore.... Btw best get a 2nd job as well, because you might find some obstacles in your path to spiritual freedom and salvation, and while we officially shun money surely you understand that we can't offer salvation for free... You might also want to buy some of our holy candles (IKEA actually but since I bought them they are holy now) for the special friendship price of $1000 a piece, their light will help you to concentrate much better on ways to make my life easier and how to make me considerably richer.
You are indeed blessed my child, do not throw away this chance for happiness and salvation, it may never come again, show me that you are worthy!
The cheque is in the mail, Ma'am ! [:D]
Oh! Did I mention that a foreign accent ...something exotic say French or Italian not gutteral like German or the Nordic languages - works wonders too! Great excuse if you slip up too - put it down to a mis-translation! You can always fake one if you're not actually French or Italian ....it's the look and the effect that counts, who cares about authenticity? And Benny Hinn's TV Show is a master class - check out his body language - superb!
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