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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:05:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Greetings Master Jedi, First, if it pleases You, an offer to You of warmest regard and a heart-felt welcome to the Collarme forums. Your profile is amazing and there is much of trembling flesh about as these words are typed to You. You have yet to hear from a slave on this issue and with all due respect to the dominants who have already responded it is quite obvious They are jealous of Your supreme magnificent self. It is with regret and most unfortunate that such lowly flesh as responds now to Your posting has been taken by a lessor dominant but were this useless object, worthy only of contempt and scorn .. were it free, Yours is the sort of profile which would attract this vile meat if only these unworthy hands could type to You the words required to give everything into Your most exalted care. With humble regard, zero without You [sm=bowdown.gif] Bita, you do realize you just encouraged him, don't you? The OP's already living in la-la land...I fear he'll think you're serious.[8\|]

SweetShySubgirl -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:07:22 PM)
It's sorta like a train wreck, I want to see this profile and I know once I do I'm *really* gonna regret it. What's a girl to do? But anyways, welcome OP. Hopefully you'll take some of the profile advice to heart. I mean really, really, really, really, really think about taking some of the advice offered.

GreedyTop -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:08:12 PM)
go... read.. laugh...

DarthVaderOfLove -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:08:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: DarthVaderOfLove I have a silly Star Wars name, but had a lot of fun earning it from a charming young geekette a few years back. And in defense of Star Wars nerds, I'd like to say that I personally think those Princess Leia metal bikinis are freakin' pretty cool. However any Star Wars geek worth his salt would have taken a Sith or Imperial name, Jedi typical don't go around using that mind trick thing to impregnate people. I'm too inexperienced to fully grasp how dumb this is, in the BDSM community, but I can tell you that the Star Wars geek community would likely have his head on a pole, out front, as a warning to those who may follow. ::jumps in front of Master Jedi in an act of surpreme self-sacrifice:: Ack!! The Dark Side!! Stay away from the Chosen One you vile arbiter of evil! Back off, man. Me and that guy are bringing balance to the galaxy.

SweetShySubgirl -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:17:15 PM)
I had no idea that the galaxy wasn't in balance. Hmmm, the things you learn.... And the profile: major swoonage. I hope he picks my CMail from the hundreds of CMails in his inbox (it's only been a day, so it can't be thousands yet...maybe tomorrow it will be, good thing I got mine in early). [sm=hearts.gif] Seriously, heed the advice of Lance and Steven. They know their shit. Accept the advice gratefully and USE IT!

BitaTruble -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:26:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt Bita, you do realize you just encouraged him, don't you? The OP's already living in la-la land...I fear he'll think you're serious.[8\|] I am serious! Changing his profile is the last thing which should be encouraged. He has put forth himself, his truth as he sees it. Berating him or belittling his profile or words to that effect may cause him to rethink his ways and present, instead something less than authentic, perhaps to fool some unsuspecting newbie into getting into a situation far beyond her ability to handle. Better it remains untouched for all to see his truth and then folks can make a sound decision on whether or not such a person appeals to them and if they do.. and they find their bliss together, more power to them. Besides.. I scared Lance.. that was an unexpected perk and one that no one can ever take away from me.. that's gotta be worth at least a cookie!

LadyPact -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:44:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop go... read.. laugh... Just put your beverage wayyyyyy across the room when you do. Snorts are fun, but not when it's like diet pepsi through the nose.

myotherself -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:48:49 PM)
To be honest, I thought his profile was a piss-take. I totally believed that it was a forum regular making a sock account to mock the weal and twue uber-domly-ones. I'm stunned to find that it's real. That inside someone's head, this stuff ACTUALLY makes sense. You live and you learn, eh?

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:57:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I am serious! Changing his profile is the last thing which should be encouraged. He has put forth himself, his truth as he sees it. Berating him or belittling his profile or words to that effect may cause him to rethink his ways and present, instead something less than authentic, perhaps to fool some unsuspecting newbie into getting into a situation far beyond her ability to handle. Better it remains untouched for all to see his truth and then folks can make a sound decision on whether or not such a person appeals to them and if they do.. and they find their bliss together, more power to them. Naaaah...pre-emptive strike here. If he isn't sorted out early on he'll be taking up bandwidth down the road in Ask A Master or General BDSM whining that he can't understand why no one but scammers reply to his profile.

SweetShySubgirl -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/21/2011 11:59:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I am serious! Changing his profile is the last thing which should be encouraged. He has put forth himself, his truth as he sees it. Berating him or belittling his profile or words to that effect may cause him to rethink his ways and present, instead something less than authentic, perhaps to fool some unsuspecting newbie into getting into a situation far beyond her ability to handle. Better it remains untouched for all to see his truth and then folks can make a sound decision on whether or not such a person appeals to them and if they do.. and they find their bliss together, more power to them. Besides.. I scared Lance.. that was an unexpected perk and one that no one can ever take away from me.. that's gotta be worth at least a cookie! Okay that makes sense. And, all I've got is rice cakes to offer, no cookies. [:(]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 4:35:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetShySubgirl It's sorta like a train wreck, I want to see this profile and I know once I do I'm *really* gonna regret it. What's a girl to do? But anyways, welcome OP. Hopefully you'll take some of the profile advice to heart. I mean really, really, really, really, really think about taking some of the advice offered. I looked at it and had to run to the toilet, I almost didn't make it and nearly peed my pants! And I only got this far quote: Only one who has mastered himself can master another. Your master is called a Jedi by others because he stands part from normal men. Which part would that be? A master made of spare parts, how cool is that? I'm frightened to go back and read more, I don't have Jedi bladder control.... If that was a piss take it's superb, if it's real, I can't wait to see more postings, this is going to be even more amusing!

kalikshama -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:01:41 AM)
quote: Basically you've written THE classic "porn profile." Oh, porn for YOU! Includes the "breed me a son" bit. :::SIGH::: Is the "breed me a son" part of classic porn? I was finding the profile very silly until I stumbled across that bit. Not sure why I find it so disturbing.

DarkSteven -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:06:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama quote: Basically you've written THE classic "porn profile." Oh, porn for YOU! Includes the "breed me a son" bit. :::SIGH::: Is the "breed me a son" part of classic porn? I was finding the profile very silly until I stumbled across that bit. Not sure why I find it so disturbing. It actually made me think of European royalty a few hundred years ago.

Buzzzz -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:10:15 AM)
You guys are making fun of the master jedi title. But you also forgot about the "true " in front of it.. Because there are also tons of "fakemasterjedi" here on CM. Take note, inferior humans!!

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:17:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble Greetings Master Jedi, First, if it pleases You, an offer to You of warmest regard and a heart-felt welcome to the Collarme forums. Your profile is amazing and there is much of trembling flesh about as these words are typed to You. You have yet to hear from a slave on this issue and with all due respect to the dominants who have already responded it is quite obvious They are jealous of Your supreme magnificent self. It is with regret and most unfortunate that such lowly flesh as responds now to Your posting has been taken by a lessor dominant but were this useless object, worthy only of contempt and scorn .. were it free, Yours is the sort of profile which would attract this vile meat if only these unworthy hands could type to You the words required to give everything into Your most exalted care. With humble regard, zero without You [sm=bowdown.gif] Nothing you said here is real and true b/c you failed to nadu while you said it !! What kind of real true groveling slave are you? You don't deserve him. He's MINE !!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:22:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven It actually made me think of European royalty a few hundred years ago. Henry VIII, breeding the old goat a daughter had rather drastic results....

DarkSteven -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:37:10 AM)
"Only a master can create another master." This one touches on philosophy. If so, then how was the FIRST master created?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:40:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Only a master can create another master." This one touches on philosophy. If so, then how was the FIRST master created? A lot of masturbation and hoping the seed took root somewhere?

Kana -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:44:45 AM)
"He is completely in control of his power, it can be whatever he wants it to be: overwhelming, cleverly disguised as charm, or undetectable through subtlety. He wields his power with skill that appears to others as ease. He laughs at other men who pretend to be masters." Dudes, you have fallen for the Jedi Masters undetectable subtlety. Suckers :-) (Edited to add that its awfully fun that DarthVaderoflove fits so neatly into the rhyming meter for Billy Idol's (Rock the)Cradle of Love...)

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:50:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Only a master can create another master." This one touches on philosophy. If so, then how was the FIRST master created? Oh shesh DS. God's son came down and mated with the first ever slave, Mary, and then your tribe killed him. Keep up dude, you are not going to get to the top of the line being so slow. Now, where's that sammich ??

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