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DarkSteven -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:52:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Only a master can create another master." This one touches on philosophy. If so, then how was the FIRST master created? Oh shesh DS. God's son came down and mated with the first ever slave, Mary, and then your tribe killed him. Keep up dude, you are not going to get to the top of the line being so slow. Now, where's that sammich ?? Nope. God came down and created a son with Mary. If you're a Mormon, it was done via mating. If not, it was immaculate. You need a Jew to teach you the fundamentals of Christianity? Men eat sammiches, wimmins make them. Get going.

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:55:30 AM)
since you were asking for profile critique, all i can say is "wanktastic!" good luck on collarme.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 5:59:55 AM)
quote: Men eat sammiches, wimmins make them. Get going. Do you want fries with that?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 6:01:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven "Only a master can create another master." This one touches on philosophy. If so, then how was the FIRST master created? Oh shesh DS. God's son came down and mated with the first ever slave, Mary, and then your tribe killed him. Keep up dude, you are not going to get to the top of the line being so slow. Now, where's that sammich ?? Nope. God came down and created a son with Mary. If you're a Mormon, it was done via mating. If not, it was immaculate. You need a Jew to teach you the fundamentals of Christianity? Men eat sammiches, wimmins make them. Get going. TSK! Wrong wrong wrong.... The Holy Ghost did that and then the Angel appeared and told her... So you're turn to make the sandwiches...

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 6:23:33 AM)
Hello yoda (he was a jedi master right) There are only a couple of things about your VERY creative profile that bother me. 1.."The master was born and raised to master himself and others, it is in his DNA." Shouldn't it, whatever it is, be in your midchlorians not your dna. I mean isn't that how the force works. Everything is controled by those little tiny micro bug things trys to look perplexed 2.."You will give ownership of your womb to the master. You will be barren until proven worthy to bear the master a son" this is a two part confusion thing. You are a grown man(sort of) and the only thing that ever "owns" a womans womb is whats inside it. You don't actually think you would fit in one do you. I mean we are talking human female not a taun taun. perflexed again second part of this is the bit about her being barren until she is worthy of etc etc etc. Do you know what the word actually means...and have you found out some way to make women barren and then reverse said doing (if you do I know a lot of docs that want to speak to you now) Oh and of course...Welcome to the forum side of collarme. Have fun, learn everything you can, best of luck in finding a reality that makes you happy. May the force help you out in any way it can. ETA- This has nothing to do with the op but I collect swords and a Master lance sounds like something deadly that I would want to own. AETA- I refuse to comment on Darth...I am not a starwars geek. I am not a starwars geek. I am not a starwars.....Lord of the rings on the other hand [:D] Ok I'll shut up now.

LanceHughes -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 7:35:50 AM)
jedi-master-true, jedi-true-master, master-true-jedi, master-jedi-true, true-master-jedi, true-jedi-master, (Pick one, they are interchangeable, you see.) Any-who..... He seems to have disappeared - and after we were so helpful! We truly were! Can't seem to find "cookies for all" smilie :{( or I'd have a row of them here. How 'bout: [image]http://momgiveaways.com/wp-content/uploads/130611/smiley-cookie2.jpg[/image] Just checked: He joined on the 20th, he was last on-line on the 21st, today is 22nd :::SIGH::: Stand down, folks. Not worth the keystrokes. LOL!

DarthVaderOfLove -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 8:57:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana "He is completely in control of his power, it can be whatever he wants it to be: overwhelming, cleverly disguised as charm, or undetectable through subtlety. He wields his power with skill that appears to others as ease. He laughs at other men who pretend to be masters." Dudes, you have fallen for the Jedi Masters undetectable subtlety. Suckers :-) (Edited to add that its awfully fun that DarthVaderoflove fits so neatly into the rhyming meter for Billy Idol's (Rock the)Cradle of Love...) Totally by design. You have been manipulated by by awesome subtlety.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 9:04:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Any-who..... He seems to have disappeared - and after we were so helpful! We truly were! Just checked: He joined on the 20th, he was last on-line on the 21st, today is 22nd :::SIGH::: Stand down, folks. Not worth the keystrokes. LOL! Wow, he folded quickly! Usually there is at least one protest entry about what a really nice guy he is before flouncing out.

BurntKitty -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 12:16:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Any-who..... He seems to have disappeared - and after we were so helpful! We truly were! Just checked: He joined on the 20th, he was last on-line on the 21st, today is 22nd :::SIGH::: Stand down, folks. Not worth the keystrokes. LOL! Wow, he folded quickly! Usually there is at least one protest entry about what a really nice guy he is before flouncing out. He didn't flounce. He was "forced" out. (Lookin' for my Leia bikini.....)

LanceHughes -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 7:52:55 PM)
AHEM!! [image]http://www.legendaryhalloween.com/image-files/princess-leia-costume-metal-bikini.jpg[/image]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 8:18:19 PM)
Welcome to CM and the boards. It's all been said in the previous posts. And the one I had in mind, well, not in the mood to receive a golden ticket. [8D]

JanahX -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 8:24:44 PM)
LUKE .....I AM YOUR FATHER

JanahX -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/22/2011 8:32:22 PM)
aHEM .... [image]local://upfiles/1059980/520BC316074F4235B439E9E17B404705.jpg[/image]

mrsexxychocolate -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 12:14:23 AM)
I feel like i need to work on my profile now.. But I'm hoping to find someone that is willing to realize I'm new to the bdsm world and learning everyday. I'm still finding most of the messages I get from women turn out they aren't real. I'll keep poking at it til I get it right. Still nothing like the real world to find a real woman. May the force be with you all!!! haha and hehe

DarthVaderOfLove -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 12:25:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes AHEM!! [image]http://www.legendaryhalloween.com/image-files/princess-leia-costume-metal-bikini.jpg[/image] Oooooooooooooooooooh....MAMA!!

DarthVaderOfLove -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 12:29:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX aHEM .... [image]local://upfiles/1059980/520BC316074F4235B439E9E17B404705.jpg[/image] No...no...She' still Princess Leia!!! puts fingers in ears la-la-la-la-la-la-la!! Can't hear you! CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

LadyPact -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 1:00:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mrsexxychocolate I feel like i need to work on my profile now.. But I'm hoping to find someone that is willing to realize I'm new to the bdsm world and learning everyday. I'm still finding most of the messages I get from women turn out they aren't real. I'll keep poking at it til I get it right. Still nothing like the real world to find a real woman. May the force be with you all!!! haha and hehe Don't worry. Some of us remember you from your own introduction thread and are quite well aware of your level of knowledge regarding BDSM. Seems to Me it went something like this thread, without the Star Wars panache. Oh, but you did add the flounce, which this OP couldn't quite muster. Starting to understand now what happened then, aren't you?

dragonluvr05 -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 6:00:11 AM)
WoW!! I'm glad I'm not like him. I know my profile could use some work, but when I read his the only thing that came to my mind was "he could write a really good fiction book!" OP, don't take yourself so seriously. Even Yoda is still learning how to use the force. Learning in life is never ending, the day you stop learning they put you in a box and throw dirt on top of you.

mrsexxychocolate -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 8:36:49 AM)
Nah I don't understand alot of what's happening here actually. One of my worse qualities would be lack of patience. Quickly learning that it's needed to weed out the not so real people that are online. Something tells me to hang around and see what is happening here so here I am. Love the humor though so it will keep me interested for awhile quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: mrsexxychocolate I feel like i need to work on my profile now.. But I'm hoping to find someone that is willing to realize I'm new to the bdsm world and learning everyday. I'm still finding most of the messages I get from women turn out they aren't real. I'll keep poking at it til I get it right. Still nothing like the real world to find a real woman. May the force be with you all!!! haha and hehe Don't worry. Some of us remember you from your own introduction thread and are quite well aware of your level of knowledge regarding BDSM. Seems to Me it went something like this thread, without the Star Wars panache. Oh, but you did add the flounce, which this OP couldn't quite muster. Starting to understand now what happened then, aren't you?

DarkSteven -> RE: Master seeks slave for TPE (7/23/2011 8:44:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dragonluvr05 when I read his the only thing that came to my mind was "he could write a really good fiction book!" I thought it sounded like a really bad one myself. quote: ORIGINAL: mrsexxychocolate Nah I don't understand alot of what's happening here actually. One of my worse qualities would be lack of patience. Quickly learning that it's needed to weed out the not so real people that are online. Something tells me to hang around and see what is happening here so here I am. Love the humor though so it will keep me interested for awhile One of the keys to women is that if you talk with them, and make it clear that you're enjoying the talk, they're putty in your hands.

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