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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 6:23:14 AM   
cheekysmile


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him indoors calls his persy....dunno why, i call it dilly winkle, ~blushes~ ohhh but he sure knows how to use it.....
 
i have one tool called the hummer, it was my very first vibrator, lol i even asked if it had instuctions....~blushes even more~
 
always cheeky

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 6:26:16 AM   
cheekysmile


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

LOL at erin. Hmmm, no, can't say I, or we actually, name any of our toys. I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before, but can't seem to recall what the object was (rolls eyes & chuckles).


ROFLMAO, Master mine, you are not home, Mistress is laughing to hard to stop me so........

I remember the first time i said those words to you; It was the first time i saw you naked and, ummm...., hmmmmm......., "ready" about an hour after you picked me up at the airport.

And i must say that effect has never worn off........

You beautiful, overly, ummmm........., gifted God of my universe. 

(Now who is volunteering to hide me out for a few days? Help? Anybody.....)   


ohh sister of mine....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg) i have a spare bed for ya (weg and a wink) but its offered for more than a couple of days LOL may be a week or two or three LOL

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 6:32:53 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: cheekysmile 
him indoors calls his persy....dunno why, i call it dilly winkle, ~blushes~ ohhh but he sure knows how to use it..... 


Cheeky, now if indeed we ever have the opportunity to be at the House of Phoenix Risen at the same time....how on earth am I supposed to suppress the giggles after this????? Priceless!!!

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 7:02:07 AM   
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...most of the drama is gone...depressing stress causers...




Watch it.


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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 7:06:50 AM   
Phoenixandnika


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*laughs*
 
I know some men who would catagorize their penis as a toy or tool.
 
But, no I don't name my toys.
 


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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 10:08:08 AM   
Slipstreme


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That would be my shower head and his name is Murphy.


Be careful naming something Murphy. Trust me, I've been haunted by that ghost for months!  (Murphy's Law)

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   I have heard the immortal words "oh my god" before


I've found them to be "Oh God yes!!" in my limited experience.

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 11:35:45 AM   
twicehappy


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ORIGINAL: cheekysmile

ohh sister of mine....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg) i have a spare bed for ya (weg and a wink) but its offered for more than a couple of days LOL may be a week or two or three LOL


Thank you so much cheeky, one ticket to jolly old England for me please, and soon Master gets off at 5 o'clock.

Cool then you can take me for a ride in that new car of yours too.

< Message edited by twicehappy -- 5/19/2006 11:36:32 AM >

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 3:50:07 PM   
denika


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ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

My Lord has named two of his toys that I know about (well, 4 if you count me and alandra).  He has two crops that he calls Bert and Ernie.  It is definitely a love/hate relationship I have with those two.  I hate them but they can get me in a real primal headspace and I just love going there.

Knight's kyra



The evil Bert and Ernie.... I made the mistake of grabbing them from Him once while playing the 'Which is Bert,Which is Ernie' game... That was so not a good idea. lol.

denika

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 3:56:54 PM   
primeslave


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Status: offline 		absolutely i name my toys.  especially my favorite ones.

its really fun to say something like "oh, 'husband' is coming out of the closet tonight!"



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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 3:58:20 PM   
LadiesBladewing


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Status: offline 		I named my Honda Metropolitan scooter... I named her Brieze. *grins* Now that's power between your legs. She's not a Gold Wing, but she's nimble and subtle -- except for the paint job, which is strictly exhibitionist.

Lady Zephyr

< Message edited by LadiesBladewing -- 5/19/2006 4:01:40 PM >

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 3:59:46 PM   
LadiesBladewing


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I named my Honda Metropolitan scooter... I named her Brieze. *grins* Now -that-'s power between your legs! *chuckles* She's not a Gold Wing, but she's nimble and subtle -- except for the paint job, which is strictly exhibitionist.

Lady Zephyr


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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 5:58:56 PM   
MistressSassy66


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Status: offline 		No I dont name them. More often than not the submissive is tied up and blindfiolded so I get My
own toys....I will tell them what it is such as the heavy flogger,the one I made or the little one.

Its more fun when you have several simliar feeling things.

I have a long shoe horn,which kinda feels like the paint stick,which sorta feels like the spank stick.

Then there is the different leather straps the feel similiar but have subtle differences.

Then I have 3 different types of feathers those I call by color.

I often have them try to guess what one I'm using...I love it when they are wrong....LOL


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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 6:06:09 PM   
ScooterTrash


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin
....Oh No, I am not touching this one!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: cheekysmile
....now ya gone an dunnit......(weg)

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy
Mistress is laughing too hard to stop me...)   

I think I could take those comments and start a book...lmao.
OK..I have to go name something........

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 7:21:16 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash
OK..I have to go name something........


Well, I think you can safely rule out Waldo as a name.....we all know he's too hard to find....and um....er......well......you don't have that problem do ya????

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 7:25:53 PM   
Phoenixandnika


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over the years, I've had some partners call my penis Mr. Friendly.  So it's kind of become an adopted nickname for 'it'. 


< Message edited by Phoenixandnika -- 5/19/2006 7:46:14 PM >

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/19/2006 10:00:23 PM   
shyfem


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Status: offline 		I have never had the habit of naming toys, except to refer to any current vibe that I own as B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend )

But, Fastlane, you truly cracked me up with this one.

~shy

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ORIGINAL: fastlane

Butter....that's what I call butt plugs....I don't like saying "get ready for your butt plug? However when I say get ready for some butter, the imagery is so much better. Rich, warm, creamy Butter.....hmmmmm bend over and spread em!"
"I can't believe it's not butter!", Kevin

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/20/2006 4:48:12 AM   
twicehappy


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ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

OK..I have to go name something........


Help, where is that ticket to England? I think he is about to name me sorry......

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 ORIGINAL: mistoferin


Well, I think you can safely rule out Waldo as a name.....we all know he's too hard to find....and um....er......well......you don't have that problem do ya????


ROFLMFAO.............

Well once he was ummm........, very glad to see me and when he pulled me close he grinned and  asked me "is that a coke bottle in my pocket or am i just glad to see you?"

So we could name it coke or two litre or something. Though calling it "Oh my god" works for me, votes?

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/20/2006 4:52:23 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy
Well once he was ummm........, very glad to see me and when he pulled me close he grinned and  asked me "is that a coke bottle in my pocket or am i just glad to see you?"

So we could name it coke or two litre or something. Though calling it "Oh my god" works for me, votes?


You need to borrow my shovel for this hole we been digging?.....lol.....I am soooo glad I live this far away right now!

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When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/20/2006 5:17:56 AM   
twicehappy


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin


You need to borrow my shovel for this hole we been digging?.....lol.....I am soooo glad I live this far away right now!


I am supposed to tell you that #1, i seem to be doing fine digging and #2 Scooter remembers how to get to your house and he is keeping notes! (Remind me to clean his desk this week)

Did we tell you Jewel and i bought him a custom made signal tail, 4 foot long, 16 plait, double fill, for Valentine's Day?

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RE: Do you name your........ - 5/20/2006 5:21:35 AM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

I am supposed to tell you that #1, i seem to be doing fine digging and #2 Scooter remembers how to get to your house and he is keeping notes! (Remind me to clean his desk this week)

Did we tell you Jewel and i bought him a custom made signal tail, 4 foot long, 16 plait, double fill, for Valentine's Day?


Thanks for the warning...did I mention that I will be out of town for an indefinite period at an undisclosed location?

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~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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