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I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 6:19:50 PM

fastlane

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The one's on a profile that grab you, because I need attention!
I'm attracted to the females that have openings like "Hotter then summer, but need a companion to truly simmer with."
or "Just come fuck me, I'm waiting."
However, as a guy, that would tend to scare a woman off, so I am told....Fastlane did remove "hung like a cat but bucks like a mule." at the suggestion of many friends.
My question is this, what should a single male Dominant put up as his banner, to atleast draw some attention?
I'm currently thinking about "Fast in the lane but slow in the back alley?"
or "The man in me says let me take you, the gentleman in me says "May I take you?"
Hell, I dunno WTF to say, or else I wouldn't be posting this to the world...Advice is appreciated, but play nice!
Ooooh, oooh, ooooh, I got it. "I'll play nice if you play nice, but if you get out of line, I'll play with your sister?"
See, I suck at banners....Help!

Fastlane in the ditch....smiles Kevin

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 6:53:58 PM

NastyDaddy

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''I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?''

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 6:56:03 PM

mixielicous

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licker in the front, poker in the rear.

i dont even know thats just the first thing i thought of lol

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 6:57:24 PM

cuddleheart50

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"The man in me says let me take you, the gentleman in me says "May I take you?"

Personally, I like that one.

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 7:00:21 PM

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kev those are not called banners, they are called cheesy pick up lines and there are many websites devoted to them.

my serious favorite though is 'On your knees bitch' though L&M owns it :)

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 8:22:16 PM

BitaTruble

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It depends on what you are hoping to attract, Kev. You want something to attract a fun lovin' cheerleader type or perhaps a mature, well seasoned woman or maybe someone with dark passions who smolders with sensuality.. let your first line reflect that and that's who you'll attract.

Celeste - would be happy to help if I knew what you were seeking..

P.S. I like the basketball picture much more than the beach picture, but it's just a personal preference. ;)

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/18/2006 11:03:50 PM

Vendaval

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(Pauses to adjust demon horns)

I suggest using the wisdom of pop-culture-bumper-stickers
in your quest for Your Lady Fair, Kevin.

"Got dick?"

and

"I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!"

Tongue firmly in cheek, behind the fangs,

Vendaval

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:04:52 AM

LaMalinche

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There are many who would take my time. I shun them.
There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.
There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.

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I've always been timid. I wait for the mating signal, yet I want to show my interest, but I'm too goddamn bashful to go for it! I have no sympathy for wolves. Why can't a man wait and see if there is any interest in them? Every woman wants to be pursued, it's a courting dance, a mating game and it should be that way, played out. The world is full of creeps.

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Now I'm afraid that there's going to have to be a certain amount of violence. But at least we know it's all in a good cause, don't we?

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You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

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I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age.

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Now, I may be packing the kind of tackle that you'd normally expect to find swinging about between the hind legs of a grand national winner, but I'm not totally stupid.

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Best,

LaMalinche

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:19:54 AM

Kedikat

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So if someone gives you a great opening line........who are the women actually attracted to?
Better put a lot more info in the profile to back it up, if it actually fits you.

If My name was Cyrano I might make a contribution.

< Message edited by Kedikat -- 5/19/2006 12:20:36 AM >

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:40:32 AM

talibahh

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

"I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!"

Vendaval

lmao...

... but Fastlane... don't use this one... in my humble opinion anyway...

tali

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:43:51 AM

talibahh

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

There are many who would take my time. I shun them.
There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.
There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.

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Best,

LaMalinche

This i really like... it would get my attention

tali

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 1:09:49 AM

talibahh

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if i may Fastlane, from what i have seen in the posts You have a great and wicked sense of humour and You are genuine. i agree with BitaTruble, that it does depend, to a degree, on who/what You are seeking. i believe there is nothing wrong with being honest and letting Who You are show through. i would also be happy to help, if i can.

But after reading through Your profile, how about something like this...

"Peter Pan seeks His wendy to have fun in Never-Never Land with..." ...

too corny... right! i can only speak for me, but a catch phrase doesn't grab my attention... it's honesty and genuiness that does...

she goes away thinking of possiblities

tali

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 1:46:16 AM

LaMalinche

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quote:

ORIGINAL: talibahh

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

There are many who would take my time. I shun them.
There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.
There are precious few who contribute to my time. I cherish them.

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Best,

LaMalinche

This i really like... it would get my attention

tali

Ya gotta love good ol' Uncle Anton. . .

Best,

LaMalinche

The term "sadist" in popular usage describes one who obtains pleasure from indiscriminate brutality. Actually, though, a true sadist is selective. He carefully chooses from the vast reserve of appropriate victims, and takes great delight in giving those who thrive on misery the fulfillment of their desires. The "well-adjusted" sadist is epicurean in selecting those on whom his energies will be well-spent!

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 4:47:24 AM

fastlane

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Thank all of you for your thoughts and suggestions. Obviously, those that know me here, understand my need to contribute to a thread with humor. It's a damn addiction that I'm trying to kick. However, I have had many of you now tell me that I truly do need to be more serious with my profile, if I truly am seeking a submissive to begin a serious relationship with?
I agree with you, I do and I shall work on that this weekend. However, I will add as a sidebar to this conversation that I believe subconsciously I am actually afraid that someone will come along and make mince meat of my heart, so in a perverse way I constantly make fun, hoping that I'm not taken seriously. Does that make any sense at all?

Fastlane digresses back to his banners
I'm really not FAST, but neither am I SLOW....I'm Half-Fast.....

Kevin

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 5:33:12 AM

keme

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*giggles and waves* Oh Fastlane you need no banner... here I am... *smiles... nods... and shows cleavage*

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 5:39:46 AM

Phoenixandnika

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morning Kevin,

I only know you from your posts, however; you remind me of a friend of mine. He is very serious once you get to know him until things get intimate or the risk of getting intimate then he becomes a jokester. He uses it as defense mechonism of sorts. It turns many women off and saves him from the risk of being hurt.

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 5:50:51 AM

mistoferin

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An opening line......

How about "I'm not picky...you shouldn't be either."

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 6:08:46 AM

Lashra

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Millionaire Dom, handsome, sauve, cultured with a twisted sense of humor seeks female sub to dominate, control and spoil.

Trust me you will get more replies than you can handle.

~Lashra

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 6:14:12 AM

fastlane

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lashra

Millionaire Dom, handsome, sauve, cultured with a twisted sense of humor seeks female sub to dominate, control and spoil. Trust me you will get more replies than you can handle.

~Lashra

LOL.....Well, if you take away my millions.........I got nuttin!
and who sez you can't buy happiness? Obviously some one broke as hell!
A million in one shot is better then no shot!........winks, Kevin

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 6:31:39 AM

LaMalinche

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How about. . .

I like to cuddle.

Just a thought. . . I see so many posts where that seems to be important.

Best,

LaMalinche

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