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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 7:50:36 AM   
RavenMuse


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ORIGINAL: Vendaval
"I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!"


OK now I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that, caffine doesn't make for a great sinus wash!


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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 7:56:39 AM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 8:05:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? 

My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only.  You do have a wicked sense

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 8:10:09 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Okay, I just read the other thread about the jock rot.....

How about "Jock Rot looking for his Lady Talc?" 

Or, "I don't want to be rash, can you soothe my itch?"

Or "I'm a real fungi!" 



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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 8:15:22 AM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 8:17:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? 

My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only.  You do have a wicked sense


Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten?

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 8:37:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RavenMuse

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
"I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse!"


OK now I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that, caffine doesn't make for a great sinus wash!



Hmmm, unfortunately i wasn't as lucky...

My vote is for Vendaval's...it's a definate attention getter.  Of course i am probably not the one to ask...i updated my profile yesterday and have gone almost 24 hours with no new email.  Of course i consider that a good thing...saves on the gardening bill. 

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 10:26:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? 

My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only.  You do have a wicked sense


Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten?


What mess misoferin?  If what your referring to was the thread about (I can't name names) but note comparing between two nice ladies on opposite coast, that was a lesson learned, but really wasn't a mess at all. However, that's not what she is referring to.

Windchymes, "the one"  informed me that she has become engaged to another",
Fastlane chugs of ranting......I hate players!  
It seems that the one was using me as her ace in the hole, unbenownst to me, but it's cool. I know how people are and it's exactly what got me in trouble in the past, so I'll be the last one to point fingers and condemn here.
Fastlane, taps his long fingers across his desk, looking like the Grinch who stole Christmans as he thinks.......Surely there's another one out there....isn't there?
winks and lessons, Kevin

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 10:47:08 AM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		Oh Kevin!

That sucks to be played like that!  I am so sorry.  I agree with Bita about the picture with the b-ball being more flattering.  You seem like a great guy and I hope that you find your special One.

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 11:12:11 AM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		The chase is half the fun and I also believe everything happens for a reason, so this was probably a blessing in disguise.
I have no ill feelings what so ever for her, I only wish that she would have told me that I wasn't her only interest, as I thought that I was, but like I said, I've made that mistake myself.

Now, back to those Banners....I gotta admit I'm no Einstein but that one was the best so far!
How about "My luck isn't the only thing that's hard?"

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 11:54:02 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Forgive me if I missed another thread with information in it, but I thought you had met "the One" who lived on the other side of the country and had pretty much taken yourself off the market? 

My coffee's brewing, maybe this whole thread was intended to be for humor's sake only.  You do have a wicked sense


Maybe he was counting on all that mess being forgotten?


What mess misoferin?  If what your referring to was the thread about (I can't name names) but note comparing between two nice ladies on opposite coast, that was a lesson learned, but really wasn't a mess at all. However, that's not what she is referring to.

Windchymes, "the one"  informed me that she has become engaged to another",
Fastlane chugs of ranting......I hate players!  
It seems that the one was using me as her ace in the hole, unbenownst to me, but it's cool. I know how people are and it's exactly what got me in trouble in the past, so I'll be the last one to point fingers and condemn here.
Fastlane, taps his long fingers across his desk, looking like the Grinch who stole Christmans as he thinks.......Surely there's another one out there....isn't there?
winks and lessons, Kevin


Really sorry to hear, Kevin.  I've been down that road myself a couple times. 

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 11:59:18 AM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:19:04 PM   
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Be sure to have your most disgusting "look, I was drunk, and my roomates gave me 50 bucks to do it" picture on your profile if you use that one.

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:31:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO    I'll pass on that one....but very good!

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 12:59:53 PM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 1:02:36 PM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 1:53:10 PM   
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You'll understand when you meet me?

Be my slut.  I can't afford you to be my whore.

I dunno....

Yours,


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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 2:10:50 PM   
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 Be my slut.  I can't afford you to be my whore.  

 
 
I love it!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 2:25:53 PM   
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RE: I'm working on an opening line....help. - 5/19/2006 3:38:41 PM   
fastlane


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Status: offline 		Dayum...you all are rockin and have me cracking up here!   Isn't it interesting how much creativity kinky people like us have?
Keep um coming..they're great!

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