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HannahLynHeather -> RE: Hello from Vagina Land? WTF? (7/29/2011 2:11:47 PM)
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Actually yes, men *do* heathering whine about stinging if they've shaved or waxed, but it's not the fuzzy balls [which are the heathering equivalent to our outer fuzzy labia] which sting, it's the moist and internal parts [which on a man would be his heathering urethra], hence my heathering analogy.
Whew! Using extra gerunds is exhausting! ;-)
Douches are worse than useless, since the self-cleaning vagina is on all the time and no one needs them, PLUS they push stuff trying to get out right back up, PLUS they change the pH and make women more susceptible to infections. If they have to douche, they should use vinegar and water or plain live yoghurt, and if that doesn't work, see their doctor 'cuz some dude probably gave them trichomonas. Just don't give those f'ers on Madison Avenue any $$, and don't let them make you feel dirty.
And the difference being that aluminum salt anti-perspirants actually heathering WORK, and perspiration + bacteria = body odour really stinks.
When a shower-impaired woman walks past, especially on a packed subway where her groin is at nose-level, you likely never gag, thinking, 'Christ, her pussy reeks!', you'll reel back, thinking, 'Christ, her armpits [bacteria] made my eyes water!'. Her vagina is working perfectly! heathering? heathering? seriously? [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]
sweet virgin mother of zombies, you just have to love it when a fucking incompetent tries pull off counter-bitchery and fucks it up so utterly that they are the ones who look like the twat. maybe i'll start using tantriquish as a word. three guesses as to what it means. [:D]
you know i was originally going to reply to whatever the fuck it was you said, but fuck it, i'm not even going to bother reading the whole post. i do have a question for you though, does your health insurance cover the cost of the people who help you tie your fucking shoes?
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