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A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 8:47:23 AM

Fightdirecto

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Dear Tea Party Abby.

My husband is getting so fat. All he does is eat potato chips and sit on the couch. If he goes on this way, I'm worried that he'll have a heart attack before he turns 60!

Yours,

Worried.
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Dear Worried.

There are chemicals you can buy over the internet that will induce a heart attack in your husband. Once he's had the attack, he will be much more motivated to diet and exercise. Of course, he might not be up to much exercise for a while! But he will thank you in the end. Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance. If he refures to sign that pledge, leave him there dying while you go out and buy the cute little black dress for his funeral.

Yours,

Tea Party Abby

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:03:42 AM

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"Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance."

THAT,is fucking brilliance!

I`m jealous I didn`t think of that analogy myself.

Bravo sir.

I`m going to steal that for my vanilla massage board,it you don`t mind..,I promise to give you credit.

< Message edited by Owner59 -- 7/30/2011 9:04:07 AM >

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:10:30 AM

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The prospect of having your food stamps trimmed back a little really bothers you, doesnt it.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:11:27 AM

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awww, that hurt didn`t it.....

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:12:13 AM

Sanity

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

"Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance."

THAT,is fucking brilliance!

No, thats ironic...

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3787885

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:15:57 AM

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The prospect of having your food stamps trimmed back a little really bothers you, doesnt it.

oh look its channeling lockedaway
how cute

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:24:22 AM

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Dear Spendthrift Abby.

I may be in big trouble with my husband. I took out a bunch of credit cards and spent to their limit, and started getting calls from collection agencies. To stop the calls I stopped paying the mortgage then paid a couple of them off, and got them to increase the limits on those cards. Now Im about to max those out. If it goes on this way, I'm worried that the electric will be turned off and I wont be able to buy gas to get to work!

Yours,

Worried.
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Dear Worried.

Dont be worried, worried, this isnt really a problem . You have at least until Aug. 2 before foreclosure proceedings are started, and once they are you can take out some payday loans to pay off a couple of cards and increase their limit. You can keep playing this shell game with credit cards for at least another year. Eventually you will have to begin paying back your debts of course. In preparation for that I suggest that you get so deeply in debt that you have leverage over your lenders and it will be better for them to write off some of your debt rather than have you file bankruptcy and walk away from it all. This way your credit rating may drop a few points, but you'll still be able to get loans, although the interest rate will be in double digits. The worst mistake you can make is to rearrange your finances so that youll be able to repay your debts...it wont look good in a bankruptcy filing. And remember, the more you borrow the more you are supporting local businesses, even if you eventually default and the people who benefitted from your spending are left high and dry.
Yours,

Spendthrift Abby

< Message edited by willbeurdaddy -- 7/30/2011 9:25:33 AM >

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:28:02 AM

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Dear Spendthrift Abbey,

In your reply to worried you forgot to also tell her to cut back on her hours, so that she doesn't have any money coming in to service her debts.

Thats going to help greatly according to fuckwits.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:28:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sanity

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

"Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance."

THAT,is fucking brilliance!

No, thats ironic...

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3787885

Tell that so someone with no health care at all.

Some 50 million Americans, at this point and rising.

Don`t pretend that you care about that.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 9:32:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sanity

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

"Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance."

THAT,is fucking brilliance!

No, thats ironic...

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3787885

Tell that so someone with no health care at all.

Some 50 million Americans, at this point and rising.

Don`t pretend that you care about that.

50 million is a bullshit number to start with, and its those without health INSURANCE. Guess what, health insurance isnt health CARE. There is nobody who cant get needed health care, including about 15 million people who shouldnt.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 12:27:24 PM

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There is nobody who cant get needed health care, including about 15 million people who shouldnt.

Another nice conservative fantasy.

People can go to the emergency room and they have to be treated but they are not going to get care for long-term health conditions.

But the attitude astounds me, though coming from you it is expected.

I mean really, are you this lacking in concern for others that you believe 15 million people are undeserving of health care?

< Message edited by rulemylife -- 7/30/2011 12:33:18 PM >

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 12:41:12 PM

Anaxagoras

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Dear Tea Party Abby.

My husband is getting so fat. All he does is eat potato chips, spends his time giving out about Republicans on Collar Me and sit on the couch. If he goes on this way, I'm worried that he'll have a heart attack before he turns 60!

Yours,

Worried.
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Dear Worried.

Clearly he is suffering from liberalitis. An effective cure is to buy him a subscription to Fox News!

Yours,

Tea Party Abby

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 12:44:12 PM

Lucylastic

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thats asking for a divorce...or a requirement to keep one eye open for the rest of his /her life

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 12:52:56 PM

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The ER isn`t health care.

It`s not a clinic.

And it`s the least cost effective way to provide health care,like 4 or 5 times more costly than preventative care.

Making people wait till their issues get emergency room bad is cruel and for the dummies,is more expensive.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 1:18:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sanity

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

"Make sure to force him to sign a pledge to reduce his weight before calling the ambulance."

THAT,is fucking brilliance!

No, thats ironic...

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3787885

Tell that so someone with no health care at all.

Some 50 million Americans, at this point and rising.

Don`t pretend that you care about that.

I am someone with no health care at all. And please don't tell me you care about me, my lack of health care or anyone else for that matter because you don't. You (and I mean you in the general sense not you specifically) walk by someone living on the street, destitute and what do you do? You, like most people, simply pretend not to see him/her and walk right on by.

You know what I find hilariously hypocritical? Most of the egaltarian minded, pro universal health care for all people...they're all for universal health care until it starts affecting their bottom line and pocket books. They start changing their tune real quickly when their wealth starts diminishing.

Take some typical leftist hollyweird celebrities like George Clooney, Rosanne Barr, Chris Rock (I'm simply using them because they have been vocal in their support of universal health care) and ask them why they haven't given all (or at least the vast majority) of their money to provide health care to the poor and under-privledged. You'll get the equivalent of crickets chirping.

Take most of these millionaire liberals: John Kerry, Al Gore, Bill/Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, et al and ask them if they so fervently believe in universal health care then why do they hide and shield their money from the very taxes they propose to have the rest of us pay to fund health care? Why is their money sheltered? Seems to me that if one truly believed in what one said that person would lead by example.

But no liberals are the kings/queens of do as I say not as I do.

At least republicans are mostly honest about being greedy and selfish. That certainly doesn't make it right but at least they're not complete hypocrites on the subject.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/30/2011 5:19:42 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59
The ER isn`t health care.

It`s not a clinic.

And it`s the least cost effective way to provide health care,like 4 or 5 times more costly than preventative care.

Making people wait till their issues get emergency room bad is cruel and for the dummies,is more expensive.

And who pays for those emergency room visits? The Government

These morons can't seem to wrap their tiny little brains around that. "We can't afford healthcare" is all you hear. Yet we are already footing the bill for all these emergency room visits for the people who they insist don't need health care.

It would be hysterical if not so fucking sad. They scream about Government spending and waste yet are happy to force people into medical situations that spend money in the least efficient and most wasteful way.

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/31/2011 2:11:03 PM

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Fast Reply -

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/31/2011 2:48:12 PM

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I am someone with no health care at all. And please don't tell me you care about me, my lack of health care or anyone else for that matter because you don't. You (and I mean you in the general sense not you specifically) walk by someone living on the street, destitute and what do you do? You, like most people, simply pretend not to see him/her and walk right on by.

You know what I find hilariously hypocritical? Most of the egaltarian minded, pro universal health care for all people...they're all for universal health care until it starts affecting their bottom line and pocket books. They start changing their tune real quickly when their wealth starts diminishing.

I have never heard so much utter poppycock as this
The rest I snipped, a) for brevity and b) cos I dont give a shit about the "elite liberals" and their greed
universal healthcare is not reviled anywhere but the US( at least in the civilised world)
and only by those who dont need it. and dont want anyone else to have it

Your assumptions are childlike in their simplicity to obfuscate, but they scream lies
Im sorry you cant see beyond your own self importance

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/31/2011 2:54:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

quote:

ORIGINAL: gaybottomslave

I am someone with no health care at all. And please don't tell me you care about me, my lack of health care or anyone else for that matter because you don't. You (and I mean you in the general sense not you specifically) walk by someone living on the street, destitute and what do you do? You, like most people, simply pretend not to see him/her and walk right on by.

You know what I find hilariously hypocritical? Most of the egaltarian minded, pro universal health care for all people...they're all for universal health care until it starts affecting their bottom line and pocket books. They start changing their tune real quickly when their wealth starts diminishing.

I have never heard so much utter poppycock as this
The rest I snipped, a) for brevity and b) cos I dont give a shit about the "elite liberals" and their greed
universal healthcare is not reviled anywhere but the US( at least in the civilised world)
and only by those who dont need it. and dont want anyone else to have it

Your assumptions are childlike in their simplicity to obfuscate, but they scream lies
Im sorry you cant see beyond your own self importance

I make no assumptions.

Show me one liberal, celebrity or political, who has donated all, or most, of their own money...

Or at the least they have pledged going forward to give upwards of 75% of their income on a yearly basis to provide health care to the poor and less fortunate.

Show me one...

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RE: A letter to "Dear Tea Party Abby" - 7/31/2011 3:00:33 PM

Lucylastic

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Didnt I say I wasnt talking about celebrities??
IM pretty sure I did
oh, look there it is, B)cos I dont give a shit about the "elite liberals" and their greed
sorry
try again?

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