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littlekitten1 -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (7/31/2011 11:33:39 PM)
Oh yes! This is a fantastic achievement! Next step should be having the smallest penis in the WORLD... And after that, conquer the universe with it.

BratAli19 -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (7/31/2011 11:42:35 PM)
me thinks the troll should go back to his bridge, theres a goat waiting for a riddle

LadyPact -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (7/31/2011 11:55:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: captnkurk If you're trying to be funny, it made me laugh..... Was that for the OP or Me? I figure trolls are good for exactly two things. Education opportunities or comedy. There really wasn't much of an educational opportunity here, so humor is all that's left. [8D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 1:29:51 AM)
Grats on the title and thank you for your post. We need as many tiny tally whacker threads as we can get. Is your little dick inverted? There are a lot of 'angry inches' on the forums and even a few with a -1 inch. Now that you posted the ratemycock.com link . . . you'll get some fresh competition I'm sure.

poise -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 6:41:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: peppermint If you insist that is worth being proud about then give the applause to those who deserve it, your biological mother and father. Is this where the phrase "Who's your daddy?!" came from? [:-]

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 7:49:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Imthe1guy78 Hi all. I officially have the lowest rated and smallest cock on ratemycock.com! Should I be happy or sad? You should definitely be happy. It's a well known fact that women prefer tiny cocks. The smaller the better. There was an article on the cover of Cosmo that stated that most women's favorite phrase during sex is "Is it in yet?" [:D]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 8:48:01 AM)
At least he won't hafta worry about women barfing in his lap from gagging as they deep throated him.

windchymes -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 9:09:38 AM)
Tiny penises rock! Yay tiny penises!!!!!

thishereboi -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 9:09:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterNeo1 I am not so much curious as to how you deemed this worthy of a thread. But rather; Why on earth does the thought of your own cock excite you?.. \ Actually I think it's more the idea of someone talking about it and dissing it that gets him turned on. Why else would you keep starting threads about it?

windchymes -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 9:11:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thishereboi quote: ORIGINAL: MasterNeo1 I am not so much curious as to how you deemed this worthy of a thread. But rather; Why on earth does the thought of your own cock excite you?.. \ Actually I think it's more the idea of someone talking about it and dissing it that gets him turned on. Why else would you keep starting threads about it? Yes, that's why we're cheering him on. We're giving him the opposite of what he wants so maybe he'll get bored with it all.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 9:28:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather what the fuck do you have to be proud of? it's not like you achieved this amazing result through vigorous penile reduction exercises. Why oh why do I imagine a guy with a big hammer hitting this penis and yell "crawl inside, I want an innie not an outie"

kalikshama -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 10:06:59 AM)
It's just cold. Grab a sauna.

Muttling -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 12:18:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: captnkurk If you're trying to be funny, it made me laugh..... Was that for the OP or Me? I figure trolls are good for exactly two things. Education opportunities or comedy. There really wasn't much of an educational opportunity here, so humor is all that's left. [8D] While you've never seen his cock (as least I presume you haven't), you're proclaiming that it is rather humorous. The OP has obviously earned this honor as his reputation precedes him. Heck, he might even be able to compete with gorillas for penis size.

SailingBum -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 12:45:48 PM)
Im thinking self proclaimed smallest cock is well just horse shit... We need photos! Brings new meaning to grab the telescope and tweezers BadOne

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 1:46:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Imthe1guy78 Don't know why but I get horny thinking about it. Prozac dosage may be in need of adjustment, maybe?!! [8D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 2:31:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SailingBum Im thinking self proclaimed smallest cock is well just horse shit... We need photos! Brings new meaning to grab the telescope and tweezers BadOne NO!! we definitely DO NOT NEED PICTURES.

Utopia48 -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 7:00:07 PM)
Umm...no comment...I think you are enticing me to go to that site but I refuse...whew!

MsLadySue -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 7:25:54 PM)
Sorry folks but this sleepy, inquiring mind is curious. I was chatting with a fellow from here earlier that says his is 1" soft and almost 3" hard. How do you measure up?

captnkurk -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 7:40:18 PM)
That was meant for the OP.....but you and everyone else is also cracking me up after reading on.......funny shit :) quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: captnkurk If you're trying to be funny, it made me laugh..... Was that for the OP or Me? I figure trolls are good for exactly two things. Education opportunities or comedy. There really wasn't much of an educational opportunity here, so humor is all that's left. [8D]

BurntKitty -> RE: Smallest cock in RMC! Should I be proud? (8/1/2011 8:02:37 PM)
Somehow I was reminded of this: [image]http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-pictures-gifs-cat-touch-self.gif[/image]

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