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ORIGINAL: Imthe1guy78

Hi all. I officially have the lowest rated and smallest cock on ratemycock.com!

Should I be happy or sad? Don't know why but I get horny thinking about it.

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Requirements: Penis must be smaller than 4 inch when fully erect.

We also need you to prove that your photo is legit, so take a picture of your penis with a note that says "My Tiny Dick Future Star"

Send us your photo and if chosen you'll be hearing from us.

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ORIGINAL: JWriter

If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.

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ORIGINAL: BratAli19

me thinks the troll should go back to his bridge, theres a goat waiting for a riddle

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ORIGINAL: SailingBum

Im thinking self proclaimed smallest cock is well just horse shit... We need photos! Brings new meaning to grab the telescope and tweezers

BadOne

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: BratAli19

me thinks the troll should go back to his bridge, theres a goat waiting for a riddle

Goblins...around here we say goblins...we haz a resident Troll, FukinTroll, who we all want OUT from under his bridge......

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: JWriter

If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.

Welll....a lot of women exercise to maintain muscle tone, wear good bras, and keep up their breasts appearence....or they drop 3 to 8 grand and buy a pair.........

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: JWriter

If you like it, be proud! Why not? Women get all proud over their breasts, just as if they hand-selected the size, shape, and nipple circumference of them, instead of them just growing there naturally. So, be as proud of your cock as they are of their breasts.

Welll....a lot of women exercise to maintain muscle tone, wear good bras, and keep up their breasts appearence....or they drop 3 to 8 grand and buy a pair.........

Yup, actually I think the majority of women takes quite a bit of care of their breasts and makes sure they don't just "sag naturally", most of us like them on our chests and not down by our knees.

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

I'll have you know that we men take good care of our penises and pollish them frequently.   Most of us are hoping to have them sagging down by our knees.

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ORIGINAL: snappykappy

http://www.madblast.com/funny/16405_spider-wake-up-prank.html

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: snappykappy

http://www.madblast.com/funny/16405_spider-wake-up-prank.html

You gotta love a gal who, after having the curl scared straight, will still laugh and say "You got me!" and not yell.  Yeah.  Good on you!