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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 7:02:34 PM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 7:03:24 PM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 7:32:51 PM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 8:06:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Pringles, Big Ben (Just needs 2 hands and a face on it), Pint Glass....

But really, no, I haven't named it...  I would, but I'll leave the smashing a bottle of champagne on it to someone else.

Yours,


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From this point on mine is called Pringles...

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 8:14:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Azk

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Pringles, Big Ben (Just needs 2 hands and a face on it), Pint Glass....

But really, no, I haven't named it...  I would, but I'll leave the smashing a bottle of champagne on it to someone else.

Yours,


benji


From this point on mine is called Pringles...



This is why I shouldn't share my ideas.

IT'S MY NAME!  BUY IT OFF ME!  I NEED MONEY!

I should really become a Prodomme, no?

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/19/2006 9:15:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Moloch

Lets see if old school head bangers will get this.   "Cuthulu's Cuddle Fish"


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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/20/2006 11:46:32 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

Peach named him El Presidente.


oh gawd Lam, I just spewed green tea on the screen on that one--and does she salute when "he" stands up?

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/20/2006 4:08:31 PM   
Lordandmaster


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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/20/2006 4:21:21 PM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/20/2006 4:41:01 PM   
michaelGA2


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Status: offline 		i've always thought it was stupid that men would name "it". makes no sense to me whatsoever. of course, there's alot of things men do i will never understand.


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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/21/2006 11:20:27 AM   
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I needed something to cheer my up after reading your posts, Mikey.  Can I call you Mikey?

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/25/2006 12:18:14 PM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/25/2006 5:49:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Moloch

Lets see if old school head bangers will get this.   "Cuthulu's Cuddle Fish"



I wrapped my suckered tentacles
'round that ol' Conspiracy,
squeezed until the beastie squealed
and moaned delioriously.
I feasted on its famished soul
'til dry and wraithy it flopped
about my mighty tentacles,
and then I went and fropped.
What life I left it it did not know,
gibbering it went to and fro.
And I laughed to see such glee
as the soulless Conspiracy.
I wrapped my suckered tentacles
'round Zoogz Rift's guitar,
and squeezed until the beastie squealed.
Yet surprised was I by far
when Zoogz Rift's guitar
Tapped into my eldritch prong
and shocked the ghee out of it
all night long.


Now i feel really old, thanks Moloch!


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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/25/2006 5:52:43 PM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Mistoferin, cheekysmile and i call ScooterTrash's "Oh my God".

There are few others lucky ones who also know it affectionately by this name but they are noy on the boards.

I just call mine sore.

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/25/2006 6:08:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		I was at a play party last night, and a Domme I was with had sore feet.  So I took off her boots and massaged them.

After a few minutes of such sweet heaven as massaging her foot, I proclaimed that "I have a foot."

To which she replied "I know.  I've seen it."

Just thought y'all wanted to hear that.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/26/2006 4:17:39 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		Lol, now you are officially named BIG DOG BENJI. Care to join Scooter in the "oh my God winners circle" ?

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/26/2006 5:14:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I was at a play party last night, and a Domme I was with had sore feet.  So I took off her boots and massaged them.

After a few minutes of such sweet heaven as massaging her foot, I proclaimed that "I have a foot."

To which she replied "I know.  I've seen it."

Just thought y'all wanted to hear that.

Yours,


benji


You go boy!

Personally, I like  trouser snake, one eyed-spitting cobra, and of course the "Oh My freakin' God" ones. Then there's, Is Daddy gonna put his "big cock" in babygirl? You either love or hate the Daddy/babygirl scene.  That's my favorite role play scene. It's the protection thing--No one messes with Big Daddy's Girl 

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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/26/2006 5:54:57 AM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/26/2006 6:00:57 AM   
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RE: Do You Name Your C**k? - 5/29/2006 4:52:46 PM   
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