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TheShrew -> RE: why do Woman hate redheaded men (8/13/2011 12:09:04 PM)
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i am 24 years old <~ Aww, I remember 24. No aches, no pains, no worries.Party like a rock star all night, work like a rented mule all day. Lather. Rinse. repeat. ..*sighs@ 'the good ol days'*..
tall <~ Oh yeah? Damn, that must be nice. I always wanted to be tall, so I'd try to slip into these impossible stilettos .. but I get a nose bleed at 5'5". {Did you know most people with childhood liver/kidney disease never make it to five foot tall?}
slim <~ Nice! I just finished reading over a thread where the latest greatest uber poster to CM was schooling us on the repulsive factor attached to overweight people. So, you're one of the lucky people being that you weren't not saddled with hypothyroidism.
68k = 149.6 #'s <~ YAY! Wait.. didn't you address this on the last line?
athletic body <~ Getting a little braggy about the body, are we, Shaun??
kind <~ Kindness is a dying attribute in a selfish world, but I think you only get the warm fuzzies when others say this about you.
polite <~ Congrats .. so you're Canadian?
but Women despise me because i am a man with pale white skin, orange hair and freckles <~ I think "despise" may be pushing it a bit. Someone has to know you enough to take disliking you to the level of despising you. Unless, you're just that OmnipotentMactastic and know, literally, every woman on the planet. {Get it, playa'}
as soon as Women see me they just think "Ugly Ranga, i hope he dies!" <~ No way! Kind/polite, slim/athletic AND, you have ESP? You're a triple threat guy!!
Women hate me on sight <~ I haven't seen you but if I'm honest I'll admit that you are beginning to grate on my nerves a bit.
i know that i am ugly <~ Acceptance is half the battle, little buddy, this is where the healing begins .. and a lil nip/tuck never hurt anyone.
i am scrawny <~ Straddling the fence a bit here. You just said you were athletic and now scrawny? I'm getting miffed at the prospect of false advertising, Shaun. Stop jerking me around.
not very well endowed <~ This could be problematic. A well known comedian said "it isn't the size of the ship it's the motion of the ocean. But no one wants to get to England in a row boat." So, you'd better get proficient with the mouth/hand skill.
since i am a man with pale white skin that makes me the scum of the earth according to society. <~ Project much?
It really bothers me <~ My tingling spidey sense is telling me this is true.
that because my colours don't match with societys idea of beautiful <~ Untrue. That's because you're a lily livered lil chicken pants who sleeps on plastic sheets. {ty, DiNozzo!} Attend NY fashion week just 1 time, and you'll see that beauty comes in all color combinations.
that i will always be alone <~ You're beginning to sway my opinion here, Shaun. I mean, I'm fighting for you, champ, but you're wearing me down.
and i will never get to experience feeling desired or attractive in my entire life. <~ Well, that may have less to do with physical appearance and more to do with wallowing in a pool of self pity, self-loathing and defeatism.
I have to go through life completely alone <~ You "have" to? Damn, Shaun, why didn't you tell me it was a must? I'd not have bothered to batter my lil body against the evil bastion of doom that is your destiny in a feeble attempt to save you from your current plight. Well, if you're doomed, you're doomed. {Sorry, thems the rules. Best of luck}
constantly being made to feel worthless and ugly on a daily basis <~ I'd be happy to do it for you, because I'm a team player, but I can't get an insult in sideways because you're having all the fun.
while everybody else on the planet is free to find love and romance and have fun. <~ Is there any chance you need to lower your standards? I mean, let's face it .. if we're talking Quasimodo, you're not bagging Heidi Klum.
According to modern society because of my skin and hair i am just an ugly stupid worthless <~ It isn't your skin and hair so much as it is all that sand in your vagina. On the bright side, you can always pursue higher education to combat stupidity. Game point, Shaun! {Go you!}
redheaded scumbag loser <~ Loser? Wait, are you still in your parents house??
there's nothing i can do to change that. <~ Move the fuck out, Shaun. This is why you're getting no tail. {I am confident the moving out, coupled with the working out + education to alleviate the scrawniness + stupidity will benefit you in the "hot moogie action" department. Also, there are the options of shaving your head [bald is totally en vogue] or a dye job and a spray tan. Poof & voila, problems solved. This is gold, Shaun, pure gold!
It is heartbreaking. <~ Wait.. what? Shaun, don't flip on my now, pal. We were making such progress!
Why do Woman hate redheaded men with pale white skin and freckles? <~ Huh? No, Shaun, it isn't your revolting physical appearance, it's your revolting personality. Stay with me, scooter.
Should we all just ship off to mars or something and let all the beautiful people live in peace? <~ You're teasing me. I was working this out with you, and then you give me the option of living on a planet free from emotional vampirism? Oh, Shaun, you're making me tremble with visions of unicorns and glitter .. or gouging out my eye with a plastic spork. {I'm struggling to reconcile my opposing feelings. Is this the mindfuck portion of our bdsm relationship? Because I suspect we've reached the limit of my masochistic tendancies. I think you're a genius. It's practically magical! I think I love you.}
Should my parents have just drowned me at birth? <~ At this point .. I'm struggling to see the down side of what seems a viable preemptive strike against the sucking black hole vortex of death that is a conversation with you.
Should i just give up and stop even trying to find companionship and romance? <~ Yes, Shaun, in the name of all that is good and holy, YES!
I already know the answer, <~ No fucking way!
YES to these last questions <~ HolyHell.. you really DO have ESP.
i am just venting, getting it off my chest. <~ I understand. Now, be a stand up guy and get your emotional baggage off my chest. It's crushing my will to live.
If any of you read this then just thank your lucky starts that you weren't born with the Orangutang Disease like me! <~ You've a propensity to shit in your hand and lob it at innocent bystanders?? Well, fuck me Shaun, why didn't you say that in the first place? I think we've finally found your problem in attracting prospective females!!
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