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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 12:31:55 PM)

Exactly...what do you know. Some of us prefer the basics, the rest can be learned by chatting....otherwise known as the "getting to know you" phase. Personally novel-length profiles turn me off. They tend to be a bunch of blather that could be boiled down to a couple of paragraphs.



Buzzzz -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 12:35:52 PM)

I wasn't talking about "novel length " profiles. More of what he is into "lifestyle-wise" .



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 12:41:32 PM)

~shrugs~ Nothing wrong with a nice vanilla profile.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 3:06:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

I wasn't talking about "novel length " profiles. More of what he is into "lifestyle-wise" .



Buzz, you sure missed the bus here. Jim got it and fixed his profile. He has a good chance of making a real connection. The whole point is if you want to attract women here, DON'T put more lifestyle blather in your profile. And for God's sake...don't make every mistake in the book...which your profile does. You show us TWO picture of your ass, so we now have two reminders you're an ass. Pictures of disembodied female parts will not appeal to majority of women here. We will 1. be disgusted with you, thinking you are a douche with zero interest in women as people 2. We will worry you will do that with pictures of US 3. We will question your 'highly trained professionalism' when you can't spell 'illusion.'

On the other hand, just leave it the way it is. Makes it much easier to leave you in the dust with the rest of the dumbasses.



Endivius -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 5:54:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


You show us TWO picture of your ass, so we now have two reminders you're an ass.




LoL. Nice. Gave me a smile



Buzzzz -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/28/2011 5:54:28 PM)

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Buzz, you sure missed the bus here. Jim got it and fixed his profile. He has a good chance of making a real connection. The whole point is if you want to attract women here, DON'T put more lifestyle blather in your profile.




I am not looking for a woman, I am looking for a submissive woman (thus the bdsm info).

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You show us TWO picture of your ass, so we now have two reminders you're an ass

I didn't get the memo that "ass pics" were bad. Maybe you should also change you profile pic, as I see a naked leg on there.

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Pictures of disembodied female parts will not appeal to majority of women here


I ggogled the word "disembodied" and here is the result .http://www.thefreedictionary.com/disembodied and here http://www.yourdictionary.com/disembodied . I do not see what is so "disembodied" about those pics.

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We will worry you will do that with pictures of US
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The pics were okayed by those women. And , I never use face pics.

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We will question your 'highly trained professionalism' when you can't spell 'illusion.'


The "highly trained professional" is a joke. And I made a spelling mistake .OOOOooooooooooo



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 1:50:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

I am not looking for a woman, I am looking for a submissive woman (thus the bdsm info).

My point exactly. And who do you think these 'submissive women' are'? Women first, submissive second. It would be in your best interest to remember that exact order.

I didn't get the memo that "ass pics" were bad.

Memo to buzzz: ass pics are bad. Don't take my word for it; so sayeth many submissive (as well as dominant and switch) women here on CM...your intended audience, amigo...see links about what folks call 'Profile Ooopsies': http://www.collarchat.com/m_3722537/tm.htm and of course
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3822831/tm.htm

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Pictures of disembodied female parts will not appeal to majority of women here


I do not see what is so "disembodied" about those pics.

I know big words can be confusing for some, buzzzz. Let me dumb it down for you: pics of women's 'parts' on men's profiles are ill-received by women. For that matter, any pics of even entire women on men's profile who are not posting as couples are ill-received by women (OK, maybe if you're at Thanksgiving dinner and you're hugging your grandma, that might be OK...but do get grandma's permission to post her picture here, ok?. Re-read the above thread links.

The pics were okayed by those women. And , I never use face pics.
Okayed to take for your eyes only? Or okayed to distribute all over the net where any creepy f*ckwit with an internet connection can view it?


The "highly trained professional" is a joke.


Yup, it sure is.



You still have much to learn, grasshopper. If you have a full plate from your profile as it stands then carry on. If you would like to graduate to the big time, I suggest an experiment. Delete every picture...that's right...the boring and lame pictures that irritate women of ice dildos and other generic stuff and equipment that are plain ol' SOE we've all seen before, and seriously, the two identical pics of your butt (which I'm sorry to say is not all that). Next, post one or two clothed vanilla shots (preferably with your smiling face) of you doing something like hiking so we can see if you have more than one dimension. Last, do what you do...contact women for the next few weeks and hover over your inbox for signs of activity.

One of two things will happen. You will either get a better turnout of real responses that aren't scammers or money-suckers, or you will continue to get the same dust you're having now. Either way, nothin' to lose.

Jim, the OP, was smart and listened to what WOMEN said to him. You, on the other hand, not so much...



0ldhen -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 7:38:51 AM)



Grins...I just dropped by to perv the OP again....dayum that big bunch of water seperating us from him.....Long hair, beard, rides.......mmmm...mmmm..good!



GreedyTop -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 8:03:52 AM)

inoright?



0ldhen -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 8:07:58 AM)


Seriously!

Damn water!



Buzzzz -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 11:15:38 AM)

I read mistress dasrkart's profile (well,more like a lilttle of it ) and it keeps going and going .. pages and pages, journal about electric play .. Maybe you should make yours a little shorter and practice what you preach (same goes with the male sub naked pics). [:D]



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:09:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

I read mistress dasrkart's profile (well,more like a lilttle of it ) and it keeps going and going .. pages and pages, journal about electric play .. Maybe you should make yours a little shorter and practice what you preach (same goes with the male sub naked pics). [:D]


Completely different audience, my boy. Behooves us to understand who we are playing to. Try to keep up here. Like it or not, there are certain differences in how men and women are hard-wired. In summation: generally, many men are visual and don't necessarily attach any emotional element to the photos. They prefer to imagine themselves as the object in the picture...simply said, it's more likely to go right to their libido. Women, as widely discussed here a million times before, are more likely to find graphic images of what some random, faceless (your vertical smile does not count as a face) dude is doing to other women's disconnected vaginas and breasts off-putting. Why? Because the picture-proof of impersonal objectification from some guy they never met goes straight to their heart and gut...eliciting the 'ewwww, douche alert' response, completely bypassing any libidinous element.

Case in point: Hen in the post above is contemplating how to cross the Atlantic ocean to get to our OP, Jim. Why? 'Cause Jim demonstrated he is willing to learn to respond to women's needs and she finds his 'bike' lifestyle as well as his appearance appealing. Note she does not say one single word about his 'lifestyle' proclivities.

Thus endeth the lesson. If you try the experiment I mentioned above and six months from now you have more play partners than you have time for, don't forget to thank me. If on the other hand you leave it as is and the dust bunnies continue to collect in your in-box, can't say I didn't try to help you, muffin.



Masterdewolf -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:12:12 PM)

aaww thankyou oldhen x



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:21:54 PM)

Hey Jim, Hen isn't the only one. I ride too, and love your long hair and willingness to learn. Whaddya say, Hen and Jim? Either of you wanna come to the beautiful Central Ca. Coast this fall? We'll rent Jim a bike or pack him on the back of ours and we can all do the 'Then Came Bronson' thing up Highyway 1 through Big Sur.

Woohoo Jim, that's two count 'em two CollarMe ladies who want to see you in person!



GreedyTop -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:26:06 PM)

HEY~~ count me in too~~ (ok, driver, bitch... 2 in a sidecar?)
I'd rather drive myself, though... even better!! 1 guy, 3 chicks, all scootin along!!



Buzzzz -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:43:48 PM)

you not knowing me, I do not think it is respectful to call me "my boy" or "muffin". I am not "your boy" nor "your muffin" or " a muffin".

I also do not believe that I need your help to find play partners, unless I am looking for some online , which I don't do.

I am on cm mostly for the message board and do not care who contacts me on "the other side" . I play and am active in my local community and I use fet for keeping up with it.



GreedyTop -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:49:53 PM)

I realize that your last post was afast reply, but it would be nice if you would INDICATE as such.
Dude, seriously, it IS a message board... I could call you ScootiePatootieButterbuns, and call myself Jesus... and there aint squat you can (or should) do but ignore it.

seriously.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:50:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

HEY~~ count me in too~~ (ok, driver, bitch... 2 in a sidecar?)
I'd rather drive myself, though... even better!! 1 guy, 3 chicks, all scootin along!!


Yeah, Ma'am! Let's go! Hen and I drive our own, too...so Jim can have his pick who he packs with (or we can just rotate him so we all have a chance to enjoy!) Whaddya say, Jim? THREE CM ladies, and all from your OP!



MistressDarkArt -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 12:58:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

you not knowing me, I do not think it is respectful to call me "my boy" or "muffin". I am not "your boy" nor "your muffin" or " a muffin".

I also do not believe that I need your help to find play partners, unless I am looking for some online , which I don't do.

I am on cm mostly for the message board and do not care who contacts me on "the other side" . I play and am active in my local community and I use fet for keeping up with it.


Would you prefer Douchecanoe? Twatwaffle? Maybe Peniswrinkle?

For someone not looking online for play partners, you sure have a long list of requirements in your profile.

But...carry on Mr. HappyPants...our mission here has been accomplished, which was to help Jim (who IS looking online) figure out why he was not connecting, and look...he got three invitations to a biker social without even breaking a sweat.



Buzzzz -> RE: whats going on ?? (8/29/2011 1:20:53 PM)

great. let's move on then.



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