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surfingsub -> am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:17:41 PM)

I have been craving cock lately. I want to be collared.by a woman. But can't stop thinking of penis. I'm not attracted to men at all. Just love Dick. Am I gay? What's my problem? I don't want to do.anything other then plY with Dick. Big cock makes me horny and I love them bigger than mine.



Aynne88 -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:20:00 PM)

Uh...well, you are bi-sexual at the least honey. If dick trips your trigger, I'd go with that. 



HannahLynHeather -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:23:29 PM)

yes clearly you are gay, i mean just look at that impish grin. if that's not a gay happy go lucky person then i don't fucking know what is.



surfingsub -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:33:57 PM)

Thank you for your responses, I wE.hoping for something deeper.but thanks.



surfingsub -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:37:21 PM)

I hear of.men with like 9 in plus. Is this like finding a.chupacabra? I haven't seen one bigger than mine yet. I'm sorry to.be so.curious about.Dick.but... Damn



HannahLynHeather -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:44:33 PM)

quote:

Thank you for your responses, I wE.hoping for something deeper.but thanks.

hey, you ask a stupid fucking question...[sm=dunno.gif]

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I hear of.men with like 9 in plus. Is this like finding a.chupacabra? I haven't seen one bigger than mine yet. I'm sorry to.be so.curious about.Dick.but... Damn
9" plus is not only not uncommon, it's the fucking norm. the average dick in the u.s. is about 5' 10" if i recall correctly. though jims and bills tend to be around 5'11" for some fucking unexplained reason.



hangemhigh1953 -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:44:50 PM)

Quit trying to slap labels on yourself. You want to be collared by a woman. You enjoy cock. That's a good description, don't you think? Do you really need to fit into some predefined label?



JanahX -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:48:44 PM)

Hows this for deeper? Why dont you just go watch some gay porn on XHampster===> key word: HUGE COCK, jerk off and call it a night.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 8:53:28 PM)

Sounds like gay to me. In the end (see what I did there?) only you can answer that.

Here's the thing: it _seems_ to me that you are probably gay and you are looking for a woman only to give you an excuse to be gay because she "forces" you into it. The excuse is all in your head. I want to repeat: "it seems" that way. I don't know you, so I can't say anything for certain.

Yes, there are men larger than 9". All it requires is a specially marked ruler to be that large. :-)
If your question was serious: it takes a _lot_ of blood to fill up a plus sized penis to the point where it's useful to anyone. This may sound like bragging, but it really sucks: if I don't get the right images in my head than it's a half-filled balloon. Stick to small ones; especially if you are new to the whole gay thing.



surfingsub -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:04:30 PM)

I bet I could get it filled up... How jig?



BKSir -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:04:45 PM)

Jesus christ... What? Are you 8 years old or something? Fuck... *headdesk*



domiguy -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:06:08 PM)

An absolute three dollar bill! I have seen some homos in my day, but you take the flaming cake.

Your love of 9 inch cock is only surpassed by your infinite knowledge of show tunes.

You make Liberace look like Chuck Norris.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:07:02 PM)

Were you responding directly to me or to the OP?

Sorry, still learning how the software here works.



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:10:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: surfingsub

I bet I could get it filled up... How jig?


I doubt it. Your breasts aren't big enough (I assume.) Plus, can you dance a waltz in a pair of heels?

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels."



BKSir -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:13:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

Were you responding directly to me or to the OP?

Sorry, still learning how the software here works.


The OP, not you, sorry. That was a quick reply. :)



RaspberryLemon -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:23:09 PM)

You like women (or so you say--are you attracted to females sexually?) but you are sexually aroused by the male genitalia. By my definition, that makes you bisexual at least. If, however, you're sexually attracted to the male part and not sexually attracted to womenly parts as well, you are homosexual. It's pretty simple.



coookie -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:30:00 PM)

I love dick and I'm not gay ....

I'm just saying =p



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:32:24 PM)

No biggy.

I am used to message boards with threading built in from the base code. Sometimes it's a little bit tricky to know who is talking to whom on this site. As you can imagine, if this is tricky for me - I frelling HATE FaceBook.

Actually now that I've worked myself up, someone hand me my lightsaber. I'm going to go pay Mark Zuckerberg a visit. And then maybe Jeff Bezos.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:34:50 PM)

Oh for the love of....NO you aren't gay, but your question is. Stop trying to impress dommes by saying you will swing that way. And if that isn't what you are trying to do, and you really are slow enough that you need help with this, than answer a question. Do you really want to play with a cock attached to a guy or would you be more than happy taking it from  a "cock" strapped to a woman.



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: am i gay? (8/29/2011 9:38:25 PM)

quote:

I love dick and I'm not gay ....
I hate dick and I AM gay



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