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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:42:54 AM

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Yeah... that.

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you mean this....
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Doesnt make your mouth water???
strange man!!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:48:58 AM

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then I guess sharing an actual recipe would be just a little too much:)
I can resist most anything but temptation!!
but I am resisting for my own good:)
LMAO

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:50:54 AM

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Gross!

As far as I'm concerned semen belongs in only one of three places: my testicles, a female orifice... or my little blue towel I keep under the bed.

you guys make me chuckle:)

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 7:58:43 AM

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or my little blue towel I keep under the bed.

That's where the smell is coming from

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 8:19:46 AM

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That's where the smell is coming from

Hell no! I put it in the laundry at least once a week... the smell is probably coming from my socks.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 9:13:21 AM

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FR - Jeez, has nobody else here eaten semen and cream cheese on a bagel? Or in your coffee stirred with cream?.......oh....or is it just me?

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 12:40:27 PM

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FR - Jeez, has nobody else here eaten semen and cream cheese on a bagel? Or in your coffee stirred with cream?.......oh....or is it just me?

It's just you.

One more thing... if you ever invite me to your house for a cup of coffee... I will respectfully decline.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 6:08:31 PM

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That's where the smell is coming from

Hell no! I put it in the laundry at least once a week... the smell is probably coming from my socks.

Hey, I think I just saw that towel walking over to the hamper, under its own power!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 6:28:34 PM

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Well, I think a leetle compassion is called for. Some poor hubbie is told he's sterile, and it'll cost $18,000 Canadian [$19,000 US] for infertility treatment. The same demons who put melamine in baby's milk figure, 'woohoo, a fast buck! I'll set up a fake 'fertility clinic', wank off and say it's Ryan Reynolds' spunk for a low, low price of $10,000 gayronteed.'
So, that's not the sad part.
It's that it's the SECOND WARNING! !! since they'd sent it out last Christmas.

And even sadderer is that it's defeating Spencer's principle of the survival of the non-stupidest. 'Hey, honey, this fresh frozen jizz from a complete stranger says it's certified HIIV and hipititis free, and it's all natural! It MUST be safe! Let's make a baby!'

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 6:55:02 PM

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There may be other reasons for buying sperm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMz8vBJDWqA - warning nausea alert!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 8:53:50 PM

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FR:

Fuck!

Eye bleach!

Why, oh, why did I allow Lucy's link to bring me to this damn thread?

I frigging knew better ....

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 8/31/2011 9:01:13 PM

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FR:

Fuck!

Eye bleach!

Why, oh, why did I allow Lucy's link to bring me to this damn thread?

I frigging knew better ....

Firm

It wasn't her link. It was her avatar. Don't worry, I won't tell treasure.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 2:03:11 AM

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What does this topic have to do with Politics and Religion anyhow?

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 7:13:55 AM

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SNortsssss, Im not taking the blame for that Firm..... I certainly didnt click on Anax link!!!!
while the link from the other thread is down to me... Im not responsible for what happened after
havin a good snortle over that:) passing you the eye bleach.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 7:33:11 AM

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What does this topic have to do with Politics and Religion anyhow?

The NWO has no business interferring with private contracts between 2 people.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 7:39:41 AM

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Mods, I wonder if you have thought of having a section called ludicrous bullshit..you could make hunky the mod!!!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 7:45:42 AM

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Mods, I wonder if you have thought of having a section called ludicrous bullshit..you could make hunky the mod!!!

I want Marcs socks!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 8:20:27 AM

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FR:

Fuck!

Eye bleach!

Why, oh, why did I allow Lucy's link to bring me to this damn thread?

I frigging knew better ....

Firm

It wasn't her link. It was her avatar. Don't worry, I won't tell treasure.

Too late. She's already asked me about it ...

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 9:39:05 AM

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SNortsssss, Im not taking the blame for that Firm..... I certainly didnt click on Anax link!!!!
while the link from the other thread is down to me... Im not responsible for what happened after
havin a good snortle over that:) passing you the eye bleach.

Pity I thought you would be one of the few to like it after your earlier post... and in my defence to Firm I did warn people that it wouldn't be pretty!

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 9:42:38 AM

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yeah I was doing that to tease Sanity, I really dont need anything more than text. thanks for the thought tho
lol

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