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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:17:44 AM

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Lance wants to bring this back on topic:

Gilda: What's this about Canada warning us not to buy 'fresh' seamen online?

Now, I've always thought that Craig's List was a pretty good place to find seamen. The main problem is that there are not too many seamen on the Colorado Craigs List, what with us being in the Rocky Mountains and all. The main body of water (which runs through Denver) is called the Platte River. HA! Coming from the Midwest, that's hardly a creek.

But to get back to the seamen, there's plenty of Air Force uniforms, especially when the AF Academy is on Spring Break, so there are some uniforms including the Navy and Marine recruiters that work downtown. Fun to sit near their offices and watch them at lunch time. Those Marines are quite the turn-on.

And if seamen advertise on Craig's List, well they don't "sell" themselves. Now that would be a man-whore (sorry, wolf2bear) and illegal. So, I'm not sure what Canada is worried about.... Fresh seamen here in Denver? Sure, bring them on!

Chevy, interrupting: Miss Litella, er... Emily.... That's spelled S-E-M-E-N, not S-E-A-M-E-N.

Gilda, to camera: Nevermind

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:19:11 AM

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dear god Lance I just snorted out loud

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:25:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Lance wants to bring this back on topic:

Gilda: What's this about Canada warning us not to buy 'fresh' seamen online?

Now, I've always thought that Craig's List was a pretty good place to find seamen. The main problem is that there are not too many seamen on the Colorado Craigs List, what with us being in the Rocky Mountains and all. The main body of water (which runs through Denver) is called the Platte River. HA! Coming from the Midwest, that's hardly a creek.

But to get back to the seamen, there's plenty of Air Force uniforms, especially when the AF Academy is on Spring Break, so there are some uniforms including the Navy and Marine recruiters that work downtown. Fun to sit near their offices and watch them at lunch time. Those Marines are quite the turn-on.

And if seamen advertise on Craig's List, well they don't "sell" themselves. Now that would be a man-whore (sorry, wolf2bear) and illegal. So, I'm not sure what Canada is worried about.... Fresh seamen here in Denver? Sure, bring them on!

Chevy, interrupting: Miss Litella, er... Emily.... That's spelled S-E-M-E-N, not S-E-A-M-E-N.

Gilda, to camera: Nevermind

You know ... you have to be a certain age to "get" this ^ ...

"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:36:03 AM

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"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

Firm

Likewise, I'm sure. Gilda died in 1989, so there you have it.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:44:49 AM

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LOL Lance's post reminded me of the whole Captain Pugwash Master Bates/Seamen Staines controversy years ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XIIO-fyUEw

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:50:07 AM

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SNortsssss, Im not taking the blame for that Firm..... I certainly didnt click on Anax link!!!!
while the link from the other thread is down to me... Im not responsible for what happened after
havin a good snortle over that:) passing you the eye bleach.

Click on it, it has Jack Black in it.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 10:56:06 AM

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now THAT I can get into
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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 11:02:49 AM

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Controversy? It was a crap joke by Jim Davison, not something that was in the cartoons...

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 11:07:53 AM

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Controversy? It was a crap joke by Jim Davison, not something that was in the cartoons...

There was a libel case when the Guardian and another paper printed an article about it twenty or so years ago...

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 11:11:12 AM

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"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

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Likewise, I'm sure. Gilda died in 1989, so there you have it.

I'm not sure what you mean about Gilda, but it was Jane Curtin in those skits.

2:26SNL Jane Curtin and Dan Akroyd - Point and Coun...

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 3:54:07 PM

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"Jane, you ignorant slut!"

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Likewise, I'm sure. Gilda died in 1989, so there you have it.

I'm not sure what you mean about Gilda, but it was Jane Curtin in those skits.

2:26SNL Jane Curtin and Dan Akroyd - Point and Coun...

I started with a Litella skit.... okay?

Firm said "You have to be a certain age" and ADDED "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Of course, those two tag lines were of the same "era." The question is "Of WHAT 'certain age' must one be?"

Radner's death in 1989 is a clear indication that someone born in say..... 1984, now being 27... is NOT "of a certain age."

Try and follow the conversation.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/1/2011 5:49:30 PM

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"Roger the cabin boy me hearties "

I bet you want the pool boy. It looks like you might have to fight Lance for him.

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RE: Canada warns not to buy 'fresh' semen online... - 9/2/2011 12:30:10 AM

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What does this topic have to do with Politics and Religion anyhow?

The NWO has no business interferring with private contracts between 2 people.

There is no "New World Order" in Canada. I suspect there isn't one anywhere except in the minds of conspiracy theorists.

This topic still has nothing to do with politics and religion. :)

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