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I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/2/2011 7:05:46 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		It suits me.

My schedule is somewhat flexible, I really don't have an alarm to set, and frankly, my gas tank is full and I don't have anywhere particular to go.

(And my jeans are {somewhat} clean).

(Socks are always clean).

My charges are nominal (and in fact, I typically offer 6 month terms, at usually ten year treasury...plus 3.75%...look up Bloomberg for the most recent rates).

I'm here for you.





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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/2/2011 7:09:58 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		You're a giver, JJ!!

(Or should that be "Bull for hire")

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/2/2011 7:11:48 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Yeah.  Like you weren't all ready planning on that............


Just as soon as somebody makes an offer. 


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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/2/2011 11:51:49 PM   
KnightofAris


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Status: offline 		In this economy thats whats wrong. If the US was more open like Europe and the idea of the red light district. Free medical testing. I can't even get a fast food job because the market is so bad. I would give serious thought to the idea. I would even become a switch if it meant having a roof over my head , food to eat, and other basics just to survive. I am looking into all options before taking a path that leads to something or somewhere I wouldn't want to be.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 12:13:45 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Come here, JJ... I have something to show you. 

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 12:18:13 AM   
subinchico


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Status: offline 		I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 12:20:40 AM   
TheDarkSaint


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Status: offline 		How did you arrive at your fee?

Fannie Mae (To BIG to fail) ??   Hmmmm??  *grins*

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 12:59:36 AM   
Epytropos


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ORIGINAL: subinchico

I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice?


Take deep breaths and suppress the gag reflex.


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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 1:10:21 AM   
pyroaquatic


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Status: offline 		Honestly Lookums how much I pay is how much you squirm.

I thought about becoming one and shuddered. Too bad my Pimpette cares not. Often there is a joke which involves an auction and a smirk.

At least I think it is a joke.

:P


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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 1:36:09 AM   
Kajmir101


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Status: offline 		Maybe it's my mood at this point in time but..

Ignorance is not biss and stupidity is certainly in spades with this topic.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 2:31:31 AM   
Adorah


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Status: offline 		What do you want? A cookie?

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 7:44:08 AM   
xssve


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Status: offline 		The financial Domina's are gonna be shittin' bricks.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 7:51:34 AM   
HannahLynHeather


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quote:

ORIGINAL: subinchico

I'd love to become a whore too! I'm male and have no knowledge or support on becoming one. I've never even met a male whore. Any advice?
i see you're straight, so it's women you would be catering to. now think this fucker through.

you are talking about women who can't get laid without paying for it.   shudder

now do you see why you've never met a male whore?


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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 9:09:54 AM   
SailingBum


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

It suits me.

My schedule is somewhat flexible, I really don't have an alarm to set, and frankly, my gas tank is full and I don't have anywhere particular to go.

(And my jeans are {somewhat} clean).

(Socks are always clean).

My charges are nominal (and in fact, I typically offer 6 month terms, at usually ten year treasury...plus 3.75%...look up Bloomberg for the most recent rates).

I'm here for you.







Ya know I was all set to dial yer ass up ...then I peaked DAMN your the WRONG sex for me to do the nasty with

If there are any smoking HOT bitches that wanna hook up with a manly man <yes I was jst called that in a email> look me up. some of the bitches on here that have caught my eye are sunny delight dirty deeds done dirt cheep... lally you hot slut...kaliko brb gotta get my whip... goddess teaze wherever you are plus a few others Im sure ive missed .. No strings just looking for some in yer face fucking

BadOne


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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 9:34:23 AM   
tj444


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Status: offline 		hmmm you becoming a whore..

so... you have decided to go into politics then???

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 11:26:25 AM   
mummyman321


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Status: offline 		Now....if you are going to do it right you need to use the correct terminology. Gigolo !
Using the word gigolo, you can charge more money LOL!

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 2:06:05 PM   
Phoenixpower


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ORIGINAL: xssve

The financial Domina's are gonna be shittin' bricks.


really? who is pregnant this time

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 2:17:11 PM   
Endivius


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Status: offline 		so basically your clients will be Ugos and geriatrics. Enjoy.

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 2:47:35 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather
i see you're straight, so it's women you would be catering to. now think this fucker through.

you are talking about women who can't get laid without paying for it.   shudder

now do you see why you've never met a male whore?


Thanks Hannah.....it's gonna be weeks before I can get that image out of my nightmares.....

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RE: I've decided I'm going to become a whore. - 9/3/2011 3:27:28 PM   
LinnaeaBorealis


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From: Insanity & beyond
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Endivius

so basically your clients will be Ugos and geriatrics. Enjoy.



Please can you elaborate on what is wrong with the geriatric crowd? Because I'm reading this as sarcasm. Y'all should be thrilled to have an old lady, IMNSHO.

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