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Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:10:54 PM

britcrucio

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I've just come out from a night out and bye eck it's all changed. The youth of today are rum uns. I've never seen so much shoved in to so little. There's nowt attractive about a lass wearing a mini frock 4 sizes too small.

Muffin tops with a stretched tattoo, when did that become the fashion?

Now i were one for gong out on the town when i were a young lad, many moons ago now, but i'll be buggered if i know what to say to lasses when i'm out now-a-days. I don't think i'd know where to start. For one the ruddy music...i can barely hear me sen speak. Let alone have intellectual discourse about worldly current affairs. And the lasses are so ruddy young. I have rule about em'. if they don't remember Take That the first time round they are too young.....and I must admit I've always liked the older lady. Only because they are filthier, it's alright having perky norks, but if their idea of kinky is going on top, I may as well stay at home and stunt tug.

So it got me thinking about how you meet folk of similar disposition and me conclusion were it has to be on thee tinterwebnet. Thee can't go up to a filly and say " Thou has some belting top bollocks a an arse like a Mongolian sherpa, what's the chance of me taking you back to my place and violating you? It just wouldn't work. Well it didn't, so i stopped after the third one....it's a numbers game i suppose. if you throw a hundred pieces of shit against a wall - one of em will stick. I didn't really say out to 'em. I be locked up if i had.

So tinterwebnet is not only good for looking at porn and clips of SuBo when your a bit drunk, but it's also the perfect tool for meeting kinky folk whilst avoiding prison.

So i suppose the next step for folk wanting to meet up with other folk to do stuff with that may be frowned upon is to get from cyber chat to some tupping.

Chatting is alright, in fact it cracking, but ya can't beat a good session.

Geography is a good place to start, unless your like John Travolto and have your own jet...and let's be honest he's too worried about tail touching and aliens to be on this site.....it's best to start in your own country .

eeeee, i've just realised the time, i'm off to bed, it's well past my bed time and i'm a bit drunk. I think i've babbled on enough for one night...I'll pick it up at geography next time...

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:20:00 PM

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I really don't give a damn about the subject, Your stuff is just so fun to read.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:21:25 PM

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I disagree and can do it in four words or less.

Go to a munch.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:35:56 PM

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I agree "Go to a munch" is four words. But i'm not too sure about the "or less" bit.

Go Munch...

Go to a....

Munch to a ...

Any 3 word or less combination just doesn't make sense.

Thou needs to stop taking tha sen so seriously.

DBAC

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:38:15 PM

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Big giggle. BIG. Do you do Glasga as well? LOVE that accent...

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:39:08 PM

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Well, I guess if you're looking for less than four words, try Attend a Munch.

~Hisprettybaby~

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:43:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: britcrucio

I agree "Go to a munch" is four words. But i'm not too sure about the "or less" bit.

Go Munch...

Go to a....

Munch to a ...

Any 3 word or less combination just doesn't make sense.

Thou needs to stop taking tha sen so seriously.

DBAC

Munch, Friday, ~~location~~
HA!!

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 7:45:41 PM

Kaliko

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"perky norks" and "stunt tug"

You are so much fun to read!

Can't help but wonder what phone sex would be like with you.

(Though I'd probably be so busy smiling that I wouldn't get anywhere.)

...perky norks. LOL

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 8:41:36 PM

HannahLynHeather

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that's fucking stupid, i hope you are joking.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 9:28:49 PM

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~FR~

keep writing like this, dude, I swear I'm going to be quoting you on my journal rather than writing my own comments!! LOL

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 11:08:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: britcrucio

So tinterwebnet is not only good for looking at porn and clips of SuBo when your a bit drunk, but it's also the perfect tool for meeting kinky folk whilst avoiding prison.

SuBo? SUBO????

Although...in a pair of jeggings and a sparkly t-shirt she might JUST pass after ten pints or so...

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/2/2011 11:35:08 PM

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Sounds to me like things got a little wonky, but you've set yourself straight. *grins*

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 1:02:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hisprettybaby

Well, I guess if you're looking for less than four words, try Attend a Munch.

~Hisprettybaby~

I wasn't.

And I have, several.

The last one I went to was horrific. If i wanted to sit in a room full of wanky old men, I'd take a porno round t' local old folks home.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 1:55:04 AM

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OMG .. you are hilarious!

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 2:16:38 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: britcrucio

Thou has some belting top bollocks a an arse like a Mongolian sherpa

I LoL'd

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 9:20:20 AM

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OMG .. you are hilarious!

Yeah so americans do get our sense of humour after all.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 3:29:55 PM

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Umm - subo? Who is s/he? ............... for the more uninformed among us - that is - ME!

and i do enjoy the OP's pithy style of writing. Much more fun than "fuck" every so often.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 5:09:14 PM

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quote:

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The last one I went to was horrific. If i wanted to sit in a room full of wanky old men, I'd take a porno round t' local old folks home.

Yer killin me.

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 6:36:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: britcrucio

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hisprettybaby

Well, I guess if you're looking for less than four words, try Attend a Munch.

~Hisprettybaby~

I wasn't.

And I have, several.

The last one I went to was horrific. If i wanted to sit in a room full of wanky old men, I'd take a porno round t' local old folks home.

A breath of the Norf......... I'm enjoying it.

There's right nice lasses doon souf yannos.:)

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RE: Meeting real folk - 9/3/2011 11:10:52 PM

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You're just so much fun to read Crucio. You make me laugh every time.

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