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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 12:28:48 PM

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Hmmm...I'm more of a dog person that a cat lover, so I thought I'd post this attempt at humour...!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Afghan: Light bulb! What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.
Italian Greyhound: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Poodle: Sorry, just had my nails done.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Malamute: Let him do it, you can pet me while he's busy.
Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Bernese Mountain Dog: No, don’t change it – if it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch.
Australian Cattle Dog: Zero! Cattle Dogs aren't afraid of the dark!Irish Wolfhound: Well of course I could reach it… but I'd have to get up!!

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 12:40:51 PM

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I can attest to the labrador part.

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 2:51:32 PM

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Yeh and I'll agree with the springer

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 2:54:02 PM

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LOL, I thought it was how many Dom's did it take!!!!

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 2:58:25 PM

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Shiat..Now I wanna do it doggy style...but I don't have a doggy

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 3:05:10 PM

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Oooohhhhhhh benjiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~points to fastlane~

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 3:07:54 PM

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LOL..yeah, WTF is Benji???????

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 3:21:08 PM

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I'll go with the labrador

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 3:24:40 PM

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me thinks you have not seen gooddogbenji running amok around the forums causing havoc, humping legs and other unmentionables, and engaging in general debauchery.....just to name a few.

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 4:41:17 PM

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Hmmm...dogs changing light bulbs, huh? ? ? Well, I'm gonna have to say zero. They, like Dommes, would have someone else to do it! ! !

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 5:15:14 PM

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Cats changing light bulbs~

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RE: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? - 5/21/2006 6:24:18 PM

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what would a German Shepard do?

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