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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 12:36:41 AM   
M4S73R


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Status: offline 		you came with a fat joke? really? I may be fat, agreed. My son died when he was 6 months old from SIDS. my ass, recliner, pot, Doritos, and large amounts of mountain dew happened to me. But don't get it twisted dude, that was some time ago and 4 years in the gym has left me at the same weight minus body fat. And flipping your hair? Really? my 8 year old niece does that. But I digress. Don't want to make this post too long for you. Don't want you to get confused.

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 12:40:07 AM   
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That wouldn't fit. 

Like you and a doorway.

(Oh I'm not allowed my fun?)




Hmmm...how big of a doorway do you need chubs? :D

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 12:49:48 AM   
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you came with a fat joke? really?


It's so low compared to telling a guy who cares for himself that he is homosexual.  Hey, where's that guy with the Introduction To Psychology credit to give you his homophobia case study?

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My son died when he was 6 months old from SIDS.


Translation: "Feel sorry for me, damn you."

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my ass, recliner, pot, Doritos, and large amounts of mountain dew happened to me.


You could've just said, "World of Warcraft."  Don't lie - you smiled.

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that was some time ago and 4 years in the gym has left me at the same weight minus body fat.


NO WAY.

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And flipping your hair? Really? my 8 year old niece does that.


So did my ex-girlfriend.  Whoops, forgot!  I'm gay, right?

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Don't want to make this post too long for you. Don't want you to get confused.


This would make more sense if I didn't post something over a few paragraphs an hour ago.


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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:01:53 AM   
M4S73R


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Status: offline 		You misunderstand, I dont think your in the closet because your care for yourself. There were several other things that were a big indications.
Wasn't looking for pity, just an explanation
World of warcraft. ok i did lol. never played it, but it was funny
As for the gym, yeah it happened. I had to lose the weight because of my health. And i still have fat. but its good fat.
I have met several males that are gay, with a wife and kids. Having an exgf doesn't dismiss the possibility that your in the closet.
Don't make me quote your own shit concerning long paragraphs. if you forgot, check your profile.

All this aside, its like 3 am and you have kept me entertained for the last hour or so. Thanks!!

Looking forward to your response. Stop quoting me, I know what i said. you have already edited one of my post (which was unimaginative and kinda aids.) Don't hurt yourself.

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:03:43 AM   
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And flipping your hair? Really? my 8 year old niece does that.


Naw, he's just pissed that you have cool hair, too. Either that or he likes you. i heard he might be gay, you know?

pam

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:13:54 AM   
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What in the holy Hell do you learn from here anyways?  Hey, I have some news you may find interesting: 

I'm 22 (no, not the delusional "22" when I'm actually 50 but the real 22) and despite any gimmicky posts I may make, I don't actually know everything.  Do I have my curiosities?  Yes.  Do I ever ask them?  No.  Why?  Look how it is usually handled.  If I learn anything, it is to not actually ask anything at all.  At least anything that may have a hint of legitimacy.  If I dare ask I may be attacked for my inquisition and attempting to use a 40-year-old's sex life for my self-pleasuring moments. 

Then what if I get the referral to go buy a book?  That's nice, it really is, but if I wanted to buy the book I would have searched for a book or made a topic asking for a book.  But I won't.  Why?  Because that is the author's point-of-view and I would rather hear from a pool of different POVs.  Otherwise you have my last post where it is so brief and streamlined that you know there are many variables to be considered.

Now you're all going to dismiss this as, "Oh there's that NS stirring the pot" and you'd be right.  However, I'm stirring the pot to actually get some sort of change going here where the "General BDSM Discussion" sub-forum is a place to share/congregate experiences as opposed to, "is putting things up my anal cavity qualify me as a gay person?"  Really?

And save these long-winded/philosophical answers to anything that actually relates or asks for them.  I know there are people like me out there that really don't care to play a round of, "Confucius Say."  I notice there are a lot of people that pride themselves on their written ability.  Prove it by saying something in three sentences what would have usually taken you four paragraphs.

I'd expand my horizon if there weren't so many clouds.

I would take what I could gain, but the collection plate is always empty.

That's how I see it.  That's why I pretty much don't care what I post anyways.  It all turns into "Social Lounge #678" in the end.



Applauds loudly.  

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:19:57 AM   
NocturnalStalker


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Stop quoting me.


*Devilish grin to his mirror.*

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I dont think your in the closet because your care for yourself. There were several other things that were a big indications.


I demand a list. 

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Wasn't looking for pity, just an explanation


And, "a tragic event unfolded in my personal life" was not enough to tug at the heart-strings?

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World of warcraft. ok i did lol. never played it, but it was funny


You're still paying full admission for my comedy routine.

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As for the gym, yeah it happened. I had to lose the weight because of my health. And i still have fat. but its good fat.


I wouldn't know anything about having "good fat" or "bad fat." 

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I have met several males that are gay, with a wife and kids. Having an exgf doesn't dismiss the possibility that your in the closet.


I'm in the closet, all right... but it is definitely a "she" in there with me!  Boo-yah!

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Don't make me quote your own shit concerning long paragraphs. if you forgot, check your profile.


My profile should win an award but I'm much too humble to accept one.






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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:30:30 AM   
M4S73R


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Status: offline 		Still with the quoting. Its Aids.
You need a list? did you read your profile? Srsly, work on it.
Ive tried the Tragic thing before, people always ask me what happened, so I just put it out there.
I have payed nothing.
Everyone has fat. Yes even you. Even Arnold when he was 20.


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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:38:54 AM   
NocturnalStalker


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You need a list? did you read your profile? Srsly, work on it.


No, no, don't avoid it Sparky!  I want to know!  I'm keeping count too, so I better see seven reasons.

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Ive tried the Tragic thing before, people always ask me what happened, so I just put it out there.


Now you can say, "almost always" because I never inquired.  ;)




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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:46:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		Gee, I feel so left out. NS didn't respond to my question. *sniffs*

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:48:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:51:31 AM   
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I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.


Does that mean if I felt you up, I'd find boobs under your dress? :)

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:53:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		No but you would be living every woman's dream.

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 1:58:40 AM   
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No but you would be living every woman's dream.


And what would that be...finding you in a dress? *grin*

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:01:58 AM   
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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:06:58 AM   
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Nobody said women were sane.


Is that your new nick here? "Nobody"?

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:21:43 AM   
M4S73R


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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:30:37 AM   
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Nobody said women were sane.


Is that your new nick here? "Nobody"?


No, "Nobody" said he didn't say that. He said "Everybody" did.


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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:34:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD


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Nobody said women were sane.


Is that your new nick here? "Nobody"?


No, "Nobody" said he didn't say that. He said "Everybody" did.



Oh! You're NS's sock puppet? :)

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RE: Screw the Roses.... - 9/7/2011 2:37:51 AM   
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