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SultryItalian -> Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:06:10 AM)

No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

If the people behind the curtain of CM would like concrete evidence of my gender, I will gladly send them hair sample, blood sample, urine sample, stool sample, and what the heck, I will even send in a tampon sample which will all prove that I do, in fact, have a vag and a pair of fun bags which cause back pain.

Seriously though, I have been on CM for several years, and this is definitely a first for me. I have never received any warning if someone has been reported when I click on their profile. I have also never been booted from this site for being reported for anything.

The person who sent me the message could be off their rocker, and/or was trying to get me on cam. You know, whatever. This caffeine-induced insomnia is messing with my left brain.





DeviantlyD -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:09:36 AM)

Unless it's a "golden" message (yellow border around the message itself), indicating it's from a moderator, I wouldn't worry about it. Just some tool.




M4S73R -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:12:20 AM)

Course you left out the screaming obvious solution on a BDSM web site. Post them fun bags!! LOL. sorry couldn't help myself




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:12:33 AM)

Left hemisphere.




SultryItalian -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:19:07 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Unless it's a "golden" message (yellow border around the message itself), indicating it's from a moderator, I wouldn't worry about it. Just some tool.


D'oh! I knew that, but I didn't think about it at the time--even though it's in big bold letters!




Muttling -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:22:58 AM)

I am the self designated gender inspector for females on Collar Me, I'll be happy to come by and provide a very thorough verification for you.




SultryItalian -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:27:32 AM)

Nice try.

Not really though.

Fun bags are having fun sleeping.




SultryItalian -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:29:42 AM)

Turn and cough, right?




SultryItalian -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:31:35 AM)

How interesting that the person's profile is no longer active!




Endivius -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:36:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian

No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

If the people behind the curtain of CM would like concrete evidence of my gender, I will gladly send them hair sample, blood sample, urine sample, stool sample, and what the heck, I will even send in a tampon sample which will all prove that I do, in fact, have a vag and a pair of fun bags which cause back pain.

Seriously though, I have been on CM for several years, and this is definitely a first for me. I have never received any warning if someone has been reported when I click on their profile. I have also never been booted from this site for being reported for anything.

The person who sent me the message could be off their rocker, and/or was trying to get me on cam. You know, whatever. This caffeine-induced insomnia is messing with my left brain.





Go ahead, Tell me how you really feel. Dr.E is in the house. Let's start with the back problems. Getting enough excersize? [;)]




PeonForHer -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:46:03 AM)

What about telling us your best jokes, SI? Assuming none of us laughs, we'll be happy to confirm that you're female.






Rule -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:47:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian
I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

[:-] Whatever for did you reply to that first message? Simply block, ignore and move on with your life. I advise you to also ignore this your own thread, which you never should have started.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 2:50:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

What about telling us your best jokes, SI? Assuming none of us laughs, we'll be happy to confirm that you're female.





10/10.  Take notes people.




DarkSteven -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 4:08:10 AM)

Sultry, I'm surprised you haven't had this stuff pulled on you before.  It's a standard line: In order to prove you're female, you need to cam for me.  Just ignore or point and laugh at the offender.




HeatherMcLeather -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 5:22:33 AM)

You'll be getting a few more, one from a guy who is a "BDSM club owner" in Florida who will be giving you a "friendly warning", and then a bunch from some brand new profiles who "just joined" and have been being told by "tons of people". Then you'll get a few more at random that get nastier.

The thing to keep in mind is that there is no way on CM to report a person for being one gender or another.

Just block/delete, they give up after a while.





SultryItalian -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 8:45:32 AM)

Ugh. Never mind. Some of you apparently didn't read nor comprehend the entire original post.




LaTigresse -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 8:46:47 AM)

Apparently it wasn't worth the bother...




tolovetolaugh -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/7/2011 3:16:27 PM)

I get that same man as woman sending me messages.
Just knick away at their self esteem, and you get some really funny ones back.

If your ever bored.




OsideGirl -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/8/2011 7:36:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian

No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.
They're hoping that you'll send revealing photos to prove that you're a woman.

I had one that said he was going to tell everyone on my friend list on F-Life (He apparently cross pollinates.) . Considering that every person on my friend list is someone I know in real life (including Master/Husband) I encouraged him to do so, I was sure my friends could have used the laugh.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! (9/8/2011 7:41:44 AM)

I was accused years ago on Yahoo that I had a dick.  7 yrs later, I'm still looking for the damn thing.  Still haven't found it. [:D]

ETA:  No one else has found it either.  [8D]




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