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Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:06:10 AM   
SultryItalian


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Status: offline 		No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

If the people behind the curtain of CM would like concrete evidence of my gender, I will gladly send them hair sample, blood sample, urine sample, stool sample, and what the heck, I will even send in a tampon sample which will all prove that I do, in fact, have a vag and a pair of fun bags which cause back pain.

Seriously though, I have been on CM for several years, and this is definitely a first for me. I have never received any warning if someone has been reported when I click on their profile. I have also never been booted from this site for being reported for anything.

The person who sent me the message could be off their rocker, and/or was trying to get me on cam. You know, whatever. This caffeine-induced insomnia is messing with my left brain.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:09:36 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		Unless it's a "golden" message (yellow border around the message itself), indicating it's from a moderator, I wouldn't worry about it. Just some tool.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:12:20 AM   
M4S73R


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Status: offline 		Course you left out the screaming obvious solution on a BDSM web site. Post them fun bags!! LOL. sorry couldn't help myself

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:12:33 AM   
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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:19:07 AM   
SultryItalian


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Unless it's a "golden" message (yellow border around the message itself), indicating it's from a moderator, I wouldn't worry about it. Just some tool.


D'oh! I knew that, but I didn't think about it at the time--even though it's in big bold letters!

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:22:58 AM   
Muttling


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Status: offline 		I am the self designated gender inspector for females on Collar Me, I'll be happy to come by and provide a very thorough verification for you.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:27:32 AM   
SultryItalian


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Status: offline 		Nice try.

Not really though.

Fun bags are having fun sleeping.

< Message edited by SultryItalian -- 9/7/2011 2:28:07 AM >

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:29:42 AM   
SultryItalian


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Status: offline 		Turn and cough, right?

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:31:35 AM   
SultryItalian


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Status: offline 		How interesting that the person's profile is no longer active!

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:36:51 AM   
Endivius


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian

No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

If the people behind the curtain of CM would like concrete evidence of my gender, I will gladly send them hair sample, blood sample, urine sample, stool sample, and what the heck, I will even send in a tampon sample which will all prove that I do, in fact, have a vag and a pair of fun bags which cause back pain.

Seriously though, I have been on CM for several years, and this is definitely a first for me. I have never received any warning if someone has been reported when I click on their profile. I have also never been booted from this site for being reported for anything.

The person who sent me the message could be off their rocker, and/or was trying to get me on cam. You know, whatever. This caffeine-induced insomnia is messing with my left brain.





Go ahead, Tell me how you really feel. Dr.E is in the house. Let's start with the back problems. Getting enough excersize?

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:46:03 AM   
PeonForHer


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Status: offline 		What about telling us your best jokes, SI? Assuming none of us laughs, we'll be happy to confirm that you're female.




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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:47:30 AM   
Rule


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian
I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.

Whatever for did you reply to that first message? Simply block, ignore and move on with your life. I advise you to also ignore this your own thread, which you never should have started.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 2:50:36 AM   
NocturnalStalker


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quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

What about telling us your best jokes, SI? Assuming none of us laughs, we'll be happy to confirm that you're female.





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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 4:08:10 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		Sultry, I'm surprised you haven't had this stuff pulled on you before.  It's a standard line: In order to prove you're female, you need to cam for me.  Just ignore or point and laugh at the offender.


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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 5:22:33 AM   
HeatherMcLeather


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Status: offline 		You'll be getting a few more, one from a guy who is a "BDSM club owner" in Florida who will be giving you a "friendly warning", and then a bunch from some brand new profiles who "just joined" and have been being told by "tons of people". Then you'll get a few more at random that get nastier.

The thing to keep in mind is that there is no way on CM to report a person for being one gender or another.

Just block/delete, they give up after a while.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 8:45:32 AM   
SultryItalian


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Status: offline 		Ugh. Never mind. Some of you apparently didn't read nor comprehend the entire original post.

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 8:46:47 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Apparently it wasn't worth the bother...

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/7/2011 3:16:27 PM   
tolovetolaugh


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Status: offline 		I get that same man as woman sending me messages.
Just knick away at their self esteem, and you get some really funny ones back.

If your ever bored.


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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/8/2011 7:36:21 AM   
OsideGirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SultryItalian

No, I didn't grow a cock over night. However, I received a message from someone who claims that I am "...still being reported as a man". So, I messaged her back, and she said that she had received two warnings which stated I had been reported as being a man and not a woman in my profile.
They're hoping that you'll send revealing photos to prove that you're a woman.

I had one that said he was going to tell everyone on my friend list on F-Life (He apparently cross pollinates.) . Considering that every person on my friend list is someone I know in real life (including Master/Husband) I encouraged him to do so, I was sure my friends could have used the laugh.


< Message edited by OsideGirl -- 9/8/2011 7:40:41 AM >

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RE: Apparently, I'm a MAN?! WTF?! - 9/8/2011 7:41:44 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		I was accused years ago on Yahoo that I had a dick.  7 yrs later, I'm still looking for the damn thing.  Still haven't found it. 

ETA:  No one else has found it either. 


< Message edited by tiggerspoohbear -- 9/8/2011 7:42:26 AM >

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