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LadyHibiscus -> Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:23:00 AM)

Yeah, I spend too much time on Fetl. Which is where I was directed to this gem of the interwebs, a dude who modded his Useful Bits with many, many silicone injections.

http://cdn.videosift.com/static/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS/index.html?1315589929

If anyone has intel on what he is doing NOW, please let me know. I want to know his whole life history!! And of course, do bad things to him.



GreedyTop -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:31:32 AM)

EEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:44:10 AM)

I know right!!



Lucylastic -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:44:50 AM)

Im afraid I like "normal" sized and shaped peniii to be enthusiastic, but yeah I agree with Lady Hib, Id wanna know him.



GreedyTop -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:45:35 AM)

did ya see tha cavy link I posted for ya?


WHY would someone want to do that to themselves, is all I wanna know.. and I noticed he didnt answer if he could still orgasm...



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:46:29 AM)

He must use what, CUCUMBERS for sounds?



GreedyTop -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:47:03 AM)

at least!!



tolovetolaugh -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 7:50:41 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzncl8oOYTM&feature=related

I want to see him try it!



Tantriqu -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 8:08:07 AM)

Lol and ew! but he inspired me: sung to the tune of G&S's 'Modern Major General'

He is the very model of a modern major narcissist,
his penis doesn't function and he can't stand or sit to take a piss
He resembles tropic blokes with wheelbarrow scrotum from elephantiasis*.
Just like any bimbo breast-implanting or injecting botulism
Imagine if he put that time and money into volunteerism!
his junk's pumped full of minerals and now looks like a vegetable,
he is the very model of a modern major dick-dribbler!


*
http://tmcr.usuhs.mil/tmcr/chapter26/clinical1.htm

Edited to add the asssterix



Lucylastic -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 8:11:01 AM)

sweet heavens, LMFAO im gonna be singing that all day now, and with images of the chap in my head



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 8:14:04 AM)

~snerk~ I love G & S!

Yanno... the stuff he was injecting was more than likely NOT human surgical grade. And remember back in the 60's when injection was used for breast augmentation? That is some seriously unsafe shit.



LaTigresse -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 11:07:34 AM)

Sheesh.......whatever he suffers because of it I won't feel an ounce of sympathy. As someone said once.....stupid is as stupid does. I only hope the tax payers don't get stuck with his medical bills.

I prescribe a big strong rubber band around the base of the mess!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 11:16:24 AM)

In researching, I found an article from the UK...I gather that there is some backalley business in doing silicone "enlargements". A guy had to have three surgeries on his scrotum to remove the migrated, hardened gook, and nearly lost his testicles into the bargain.

HIRE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, PEOPLE!!



myotherself -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 11:22:36 AM)

It said he couldn't receive oral sex.

I bet this guy could help [:D]



Lucylastic -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 12:08:06 PM)

ok that reminds me of the duminant who thought he could teach his sub to deep throat using a coke can
shudders, has he got snakes jaws?



myotherself -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 12:10:23 PM)

It's not right, but I now have a pic in my head of him shoving ol' silicon-dick's todger in his mouth...*snickers*



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 1:01:10 PM)

For once I read the replies before I clicked or replied.  Thank goodness.  I am gonna make the decision to not even look!Just reading about it made me shudder-lol.



myotherself -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 1:01:51 PM)

*wuss*



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 1:02:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

*wuss*


You rang?



Kaliko -> RE: Don't Try This At Home! (9/10/2011 1:20:38 PM)

Actually, it wasn't as shudder-worthy as I thought it was going to be. But .... he said he's trying to challenge people's perceptions on what a penis should look like and how a penis should function. Um....why? I didn't think that kind of stuff was subject to interpretation, past the circumcision issue.



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