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Lockit -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 2:38:04 PM)
The op could have said... I need a better way of heating up frozen cum, but no... he had to go into details of how, why, where and what all he does with it. Nothing but a wankfest attempt. A serious question and answers could be interesting for a few minutes... but its hard to do when the man has pulled off a gross out of something we might normally, even enjoy.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 2:39:31 PM)
Lance and ricken gave me a thought. Buy those little tupperware containers that you can use to make your own fruit juice popsicles, add a stick, freeze and presto.

BratAli19 -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 2:40:14 PM)
i ust woul dfeel bad for anyone coming over that got ice from the wrong ice tray in there drink.

Hisfreedom -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 3:18:13 PM)
What a way to end a Monday, I think I just threw up in my mouth[:'(] ETA YEP I did

stoni23 -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 3:27:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BratAli19 i ust woul dfeel bad for anyone coming over that got ice from the wrong ice tray in there drink. ROFL

CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/12/2011 11:01:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Lance and ricken gave me a thought. Buy those little tupperware containers that you can use to make your own fruit juice popsicles, add a stick, freeze and presto. [:'(] If I caught any man in my life doing something like that in MY refrigerator (or his), he would be walking funny. And the doctor would be asking, "How did this plastic popsicle handle get up your ass...?"

crazyml -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 12:25:40 AM)
Drop one of the cubes into a glass containing gin and dry vermouth and hey presto! Dirty Martini!

gungadin09 -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 12:32:34 AM)
Hey, can we vote for grossest thread of the year? pam

crazyml -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:04:07 AM)
Do you not like Gin? I could do you a dirty vodka martini if you prefer ;-)

ExoticInterests -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:04:49 AM)
Wow, everyone's usually so understanding of other kink...detailed, true, but lots of people have cum fetishes and this is really a post of practicality. If your partner loves cum and you are only one guy (which most guys are) then how can you give her a large volume to play with at once while still having it be as 'close to fresh' as possible. So, in answer to that, the double-boiler sounds like the best option but having never done it (no, really!) I would be worried that too much or little heat would change it. If this is not the case, it would probably be the best bet....sorry we couldn't be of help there. But, you two may find flax fun....if you need to conserve the real stuff but she likes the feel on her skin then the gel from boiled flax seeds can come quite close in feel. It also makes a great lubricant for anal sex. ...note, we're not doctors, just perverts so everything mentioned is personal comment and may or may not be safe for you. //*end gratuitous disclaimer

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:48:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself ahhhh...jaysus....I was eating [:'(] LMAO That'll learn ya to eat and surf collarchat at the same time. You should know better. spank, spank :D quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit You have a partner???? My god man, you are putting the cum in the wrong places at the wrong times! I don't believe you have a partner... nope... and you haven't had one for a long time, by the sounds of all that saving you are doing. But.. just in case you are really wanting to know how to warm it up... I recommend between your legs right under your balls. Give the wench time to run away. Oh man! snorts laughing quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I know this sounds a bit odd, but... I have no problem with cum at body temperature. Hell, being the slut I am it's not like I haven't had more than my fair share! [:D] So holding a mouthful of fresh stuff is no biggie. And it's kinda hot too... But frozen cum? Defrosting in your mouth? I'm actually retching at the thought [:'(] As with many non-meat edibles in nature, best served fresh! :D quote: ORIGINAL: Epytropos Why in the name of the Lord did I click this? WHY?! It's what I call the traffic accident effect that most people have. You really don't want to look, but you just couldn't help yourself, the title was so alluringly awful. giggles quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Okay this is some funny. True, your words, I can't stop laughing!!! quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes The Rubbermaid Corp. is breathing a sigh of relief for the bullet they just dodged..... Okay, so after LadyPact's helpful tips, I calmed down...because you know, her posts can be very practical and serious. But...now I'm cracking up again! LOL quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes AND, once frozen, they can go into a Zip-Lock bag, allowing more to be frozen without having dozens of half-filled trays taking up space. As to getting it HOT, well, your cubes will still melt up and get as warm as you want with double boiler methhod, just faster. Why do you make "melting your cubes" sound so...dirty. grin quote: ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear Prefer it fresh from the source. See??? Bear is backin' up my thoughts on this. (Now why does that sound dirty! LMAO) quote: ORIGINAL: BratAli19 i ust woul dfeel bad for anyone coming over that got ice from the wrong ice tray in there drink. I'm sorry. I have nothing to say here. I'm laughing too hard. :D quote: ORIGINAL: CynthiaWVirginia quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Lance and ricken gave me a thought. Buy those little tupperware containers that you can use to make your own fruit juice popsicles, add a stick, freeze and presto. [:'(] If I caught any man in my life doing something like that in MY refrigerator (or his), he would be walking funny. And the doctor would be asking, "How did this plastic popsicle handle get up your ass...?" That's one way to thaw them out!! LMAO

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:55:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExoticInterests Wow, everyone's usually so understanding of other kink...detailed, true, but lots of people have cum fetishes and this is really a post of practicality. If your partner loves cum and you are only one guy (which most guys are) then how can you give her a large volume to play with at once while still having it be as 'close to fresh' as possible. So, in answer to that, the double-boiler sounds like the best option but having never done it (no, really!) I would be worried that too much or little heat would change it. If this is not the case, it would probably be the best bet....sorry we couldn't be of help there. But, you two may find flax fun....if you need to conserve the real stuff but she likes the feel on her skin then the gel from boiled flax seeds can come quite close in feel. It also makes a great lubricant for anal sex. ...note, we're not doctors, just perverts so everything mentioned is personal comment and may or may not be safe for you. //end gratuitous disclaimer Oh ExoticInterests, you buzz-kill you. ;) Since semen has protein, too much heat will coagulate it. (Probably what happened with the microwaved stuff. You just need a much lower power setting.) Considering that, at most, you might* have a tablespoon of ejaculate (and much less if you are doing so on a regular basis), you would need to do an awful lot of it to fill up a container. Hence, I tend to side with those who are suspicious that your post is to generate wank fodder. Edited to correct a spelling error.

agirl -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 10:25:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: funman2eat Does anyone have any thoughts/ideas on a less cumbersome method for reheating? I think I'd defrost to room temperature, then place in a plastic food bag and pop it inside a jock-strap or "box". You'd be holding the sperm at body temperature and within arm's reach at a moment's notice.:-) agirl

ricken -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 10:48:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml Drop one of the cubes into a glass containing gin and dry vermouth and hey presto! Dirty Martini! Can't believe I am going to do this... New meaning to the word cocktails......Any other recipes?

JanahX -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 11:14:16 AM)
OP----> youre fucking lame.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:13:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExoticInterests Wow, everyone's usually so understanding of other kink...detailed, true, but lots of people have cum fetishes and this is really a post of practicality. If your partner loves cum and you are only one guy (which most guys are) then how can you give her a large volume to play with at once while still having it be as 'close to fresh' as possible. Frankly, I get the impression that the OP doesn't actually have a partner. I could be wrong, but I can't imagine a partner wanting to see that many erection, and that much cum, being wasted. Wouldn't a typical partner prefer to be PRESENT for all of those erections and orgasms? Sure, there are exceptions. But this sounds like the work of a serial masturbater. But having said that, my suggestion would be to simply allow the frozen semen to thaw at room temperature. Excessive heat (like a microwave generates) will change the consistency, and denature the protein. BTW, if the OP decides to try the ice tray suggestion, then you may want to use your frozen jiz as ice cubes in a glass of milk. Either you, or your partner, can drink the frosty, cum-filled beverage. Milk.....It does a body good. [:D]

ricken -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 1:35:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExoticInterests Wow, everyone's usually so understanding of other kink...detailed, true, but lots of people have cum fetishes and this is really a post of practicality. If your partner loves cum and you are only one guy (which most guys are) then how can you give her a large volume to play with at once while still having it be as 'close to fresh' as possible. Well Ok, I guess in the fairness of trying to find a reasonable answer to someone that might come looking for actuall information, I have a real question. Why freez jizz? Why not just store in the fridge ? It seems to me because it's frozen the issue of heating it to thaw becoms the problem, changing the protiens. If it's just cold then getting the temp rise closer to body temp would be less of an issue, and could be done with maybe a blow dryer to heat it up quickly and easily to body temp. If it's a matter of saving for longer periods of time then I would say to freez it in sheets, like in a baggie on it's side. If it's frozen in thin sheets it would have more surface area making it easier to thaw and re-heat as opposed to a larg cube. Also if it's in sheets as opposed to cubes, none of those unexpected surprises in a guests drink...[:'(]

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 2:12:43 PM)
I will, for a moment, give the op the benefit of the doubt because I know people that do this with blood and breast milk. I hope you are in the states because I don't know what other places they have these things in. What you need is an ice tray of sorts. Go out and find (if you can) a jello bean tray. They normally have them out in april or a few weeks before easter. You use them to make what they sound like...jelly beans out of jello. But they are also very good for freezing small amounts of "anything" you want frozen. The tiny amount they hold makes it a lot quicker when it comes to the thawing.

Kaliko -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 5:04:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD Considering that, at most, you might have a tablespoon of ejaculate (and much less if you are doing so on a regular basis), you would need to do an awful lot of it to fill up a container. Hence, I tend to side with those who are suspicious that your post is to generate wank fodder. Been there, done that. (Him, not me, obviously.) Got the container to prove it. It most definitely can be done.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/13/2011 10:34:50 PM)
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