RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best?

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crazyml -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 6:54:49 AM)
Yeah, don't ask for a dirty martini, whatever you do. [ED to add...] Berverages to avoid... Cum Punch Cappuccino Penis Colada

Iamsemisweet -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 7:54:08 AM)
Spermgria?

Iamsemisweet -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 10:06:13 AM)
Thought of another beverage to avoid, but too late to just edit it in. Slo gin jizz.

windchymes -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 10:59:55 AM)
And don't drink any Money Shots.

Iamsemisweet -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 11:35:48 AM)
If nothing else, we got a cocktail party theme from this thread.

NiceGuyNihilist -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 11:09:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist "I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!" I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that? Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? LOL I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade.

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/15/2011 11:26:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist "I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!" I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that? Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? LOL I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade. LOL OMG! But....I did ask....yikes! So...it was an orgasm, but without the uh....mess? :P

crazyml -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/16/2011 12:09:14 AM)
You too? That's a weight off my mind ;-)

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/16/2011 12:12:04 AM)
LOL Eww....TMI!!!! LOL :P

wandersalone -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/16/2011 7:37:05 AM)
FR just out of interest because errrr... cum has never lasted long enough to need to be frozen or anything around me ... ahem ... what happens to semen if it is just left outside in a container or in the fridge?

NiceGuyNihilist -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/16/2011 11:54:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist quote: ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: NiceGuyNihilist "I'm just a regular guy with a BIIIIIIG appetite!" I've only seen a couple of episodes of that particular show. Considering the size of the meals that were highlighted, all I can say is that the spin off had better be profitable. Can you just imagine how much whacking off one man would have to do to live up to that? Aside from that question, I can't help wonder how sore his dick would be. I also wonder if there would ever be a possibility of the pace of whacking off exceeding the rate of replenishment. In other words, could he get to a point of coming up (no pun intended) dry? LOL I give you my solemn assurance that such a thing is entirely possible. That was the only thing I learned during the summer between eighth and ninth grade. LOL OMG! But....I did ask....yikes! So...it was an orgasm, but without the uh....mess? :P Yep. Any teenage male who has not tossed air has yet to fully embrace his teenage maleness.

peachgirl -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/18/2011 11:03:26 PM)
I think nuking those poor little spermies is just plain mean.

SecretTrainer -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 2:31:01 AM)
Given all the interest in this thread I just had to pass this on, it's a real book, I've never figured out how serious the author is, but the OP might enjoy... http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 2:35:00 AM)
A "Natural Harvest"?? Bwaahahahahah! Oh my! Thanks for the laugh! Just the right way to end my evening. :D P.S. I found 9 and a half dolphins, does that count? ;)

SecretTrainer -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 2:40:56 AM)
Half a dolphin? I've heard some dark things on collarme, but that's just twisted. :P

DeviantlyD -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 2:50:25 AM)
But I can only see the tail! I can't make out the rest of it. :)

SecretTrainer -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 2:53:13 AM)
The really interesting thing with that picture is if you show it to kids (so the site said where I found it...) they only see the dolphins.

Syrox -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 4:07:09 AM)
All the comments that say this thread is just wank fodder. Um.... DUH!! He's go a whole tupperware container to fill! It does make me wonder something though. Is it possible to whip the cum to the consistency of soft serve ice cream, and then serve it in a cone?

SecretTrainer -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 4:31:07 AM)
The most remarkable thing I've seen done with sperm was a bukkake session where they actually had a 'chef' as part of the crew, who collected the semen, and then made it into an omelette. I have to say, in all my years of coming up with kinky shit, that had never crossed my mind. http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34561 - she's not impressed with the end product, I think they forgot salt...

HoustonMaster47 -> RE: Saving up dozens of ejaculations for her to play with - how to preserve best? (9/29/2011 10:32:29 AM)
Got a good laugh out of this one. Needed a good laugh. Some people have great but weird sense of humor. Kept a milk maid captive for a while. Froze it and used the double boiler method. Great on cereal. Naturally very sweet!

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