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Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 8:24:15 AM   
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LA Porn Studio Begins Construction On ‘Post-Apocalyptic’ Underground Bunker

LOS ANGELES (CBS) — A San Fernando Valley adult entertainment studio began construction this month on what it calls a “post-apocalyptic” underground bunker in anticipation of a global catastrophe rumored to take place in late 2012.

A spokesman for Van Nuys-based Pink Visual said the bunker will be “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave” with amenities such as multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and a sophisticated content production studio.

“Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury,” said Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, “whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”


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Spokesman Quentin Boyer tells the Weekly that 1,200 to 1,500 very important persons will be allowed into an "enormous underground bunker" beneath the studio on the night in question. It will include, according to the company's zany presser, "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio."

But from there, says Boyer, anything goes.

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Boyer adds that Pink Visual is still debating how to select the chosen few invitees. "It's probably going to be a combo of merit-based -- what sort of skill set can you bring down with you? -- and a lottery that favors our fans and members," he says.

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In addition to commonfolk, Pink Visual is working on recruiting professional talent. "We've talked to a couple people," says Boyer. ...

This is what I call a "target rich environment" for snarky, humorous and/or outrageous comments and observations.

Anyone wanna be first? 

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 8:44:21 AM   
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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 9:08:23 AM   
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Damn, I dont know where to start besides how does one get on that damn list.

Start by buying their product?

If you have the anatomy, a dick-pic might get them interested as well ...

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 9:11:25 AM   
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I think Hanners would be a shoe in if she were to submit a resume.

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 9:21:58 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Damn, I dont know where to start besides how does one get on that damn list.

Start by buying their product?

If you have the anatomy, a dick-pic might get them interested as well ...

Firm


Why buy their product when so much is available for free. As far as the anatomy. Isn't a 20' tall hard white cock enough for em?

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 10:13:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		ummm,.. i would be more interested in finding out about the construction of it, materials used, air filtration, water, sewer, etc.. for 1,500 people to live there even for one night... it must be a pretty big friggin bunker...

or is it just a PR stunt to get into the news for the next year or so? Ah well, any excuse to build a party house...

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 10:26:50 AM   
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Why buy their product when so much is available for free. As far as the anatomy. Isn't a 20' tall hard white cock enough for em?

I think the adjective "tall" may throw them off a bit.

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 3:25:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		~looks around~ Soooo who do I have to suck to get on the list? This sounds incredibly cool.

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 4:48:44 PM   
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~looks around~ Soooo who do I have to suck to get on the list? This sounds incredibly cool.


I think that you may want to change the phrasing to "how many" instead of "who(m)."

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 5:46:02 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

~looks around~ Soooo who do I have to suck to get on the list? This sounds incredibly cool.


I think that you may want to change the phrasing to "how many" instead of "who(m)."


NOW you tell me? Where were you when I could edit my post?


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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/17/2011 8:59:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

~looks around~ Soooo who do I have to suck to get on the list? This sounds incredibly cool.


I think that you may want to change the phrasing to "how many" instead of "who(m)."

This could be a hellva good John Ringo book ... 

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RE: Surviving The Apocalypse - Porn Style - 9/18/2011 2:33:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		I can see the reality TV show now... locked in a bomb shelter full of porn stars and alcohol

Now just for the snazzy/sleazy name...

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