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Limits - 9/19/2011 6:55:43 PM

Aylee

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one tells the bartender he wants a beer.

The second one says he wants half a beer.

The third one says he wants a fourth of a beer.

The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says “You guys need to learn your limits.”

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RE: Limits - 9/19/2011 8:03:20 PM

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“Is that your beer Dr. Heisenberg?”

“I’m not sure.”

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RE: Limits - 9/20/2011 6:34:56 PM

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Physicist gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No,” says the physicist, “but I know where I am.”

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