Masta808
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ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote:
It should be done in America ?? As in, to Americans ??? I was just making a point but I wouldn't go that far. Maybe you were just kidding. Yup why not? because Americans have their "rights" as given to them by their nanny state. Well I got news for them, if your not doing anything wrong then you dont have to worry about being enhanced interrogated. If its good for terrorist, its good for criminals. But what happens when they accidentally pick up and torture a Tea Partier? It's plausible... Like say you're in up state new york cruising down the thru-way, when you suddenly gotta take a piss...you're already few too many moonshines to the wind after being out in the hot sun waving around an Obama Picture depicting him half naked with tribal gear on... which incidentally, you're left in the back window of your Big Ole fucking Eddie Bauer Edition SUV. When you come back from relieving yourself and go to dig out that gallon jug of ethanol and maybe grab two of those 5mg blue El Rushbo's (Oxycontin) to sharpen that republican wits and Make Jay Severin sound almost like a naked woman. But Woah! as you get to the back there's the scrawny little dude that looks like a bad caricature of Khalil Gibran looking in the back window with an (ick) obvious hard-on. You address the guy and he indicates his name is Marcel or something and that your Obama poster got him all hot and bothered and intimates he wants to blow you. Course you have the same reaction ANY RED BLOODED REPUBLICAN MALE WOULD HAVE... Ya look around realize there's too many people around and you chicken out and tell him to fuck off, jumping into your SUV and speeding away. Well you think you're in the clear but SUDDENLY you're being overtaken by a Yugo covered with those "REAL MEN LET WOMEN PISS ON EM" stickers. He pulls up along side you screaming something at you through his permanently rolled down passenger window... After a while you figure out he's saying "give me that honker or I'll call the police you bigot"! But you keep driving and after a while you bump him over to the side of the road like he deserves. Last thing you see is him holding up his little CB mic.... Moments later Blue lights come on and the next thing you know, you're staring at the business end of a badly cracked glass strap-on attached to a beautiful amazon. And while you're gettin a good going over, Khalil is sitting there giving you his pusillanimous gotchya speech.... Still a fan of ' enhanced interrogation'? It Can Happen To You That is some good fiction. That will never happen in Tea Party America, because we say it will never happen. Believe us.
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