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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:20:00 PM   
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i'm beginning to have the opinion that somebody hasn't had an epic fuck, or even a memorable one, and is just a little fucking jealous.

I wrote the Kama Sutra.

You know Sanscrit?

Actions speak louder than words... anyone can write something, but can they put it into practice?

Well now you know how I view this topic!  Just big words from small people!

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WOW!  The red passages above sure do sound like BDSM to me.  So, NS, DRH is calling you to relate an action.  And you continue to respond with action-less words.  Pot meet kettle.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:24:42 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:26:03 PM   
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I banged her doggie style, at night, in the middle of the woods during a thunderstorm.
That sounds like a real quest for fire sort of moment.


<skids into the thread> You called?


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:29:25 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:31:47 PM   
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I'm very thoughtful like that!
More like embarrassed and feeling inadequate.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:35:08 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:40:30 PM   
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If that were true I'd have boasted about my sex life.  


Or you could create a bunch of sockpuppet characters and live out your HNG fantasies online

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:41:52 PM   
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If that were true I'd have boasted about my sex life.  


Or you could create a bunch of sockpuppet characters and live out your HNG fantasies online


Yeah just what we need, a whole herd of NS's running around. Good God woman isn't ONE enough?


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:44:26 PM   
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If that were true I'd have boasted about my sex life.  


Or you could create a bunch of sockpuppet characters and live out your HNG fantasies online


Yeah just what we need, a whole herd of NS's running around. Good God woman isn't ONE enough?



Nah, he does just fine in his own incarnation, which I actually respect him for.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:44:30 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 1:58:36 PM   
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If that were true I'd have boasted about my sex life.  


Or you could create a bunch of sockpuppet characters and live out your HNG fantasies online


Yeah just what we need, a whole herd of NS's running around. Good God woman isn't ONE enough?



Nah, he does just fine in his own incarnation, which I actually respect him for.


I might too if he weren't such a hypocrite, telling people off for derailing in one thread while derailing another.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:06:30 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:09:04 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:15:35 PM   
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If that were true I'd have boasted about my sex life.
This statement assumes you have a) the imagination to make it up, and b) the experience upon which to base your fictions so they would be realistic. And we all know you have neither. It's OK NS we understand that you're just envious. We don't hold it against you, we understand why, and it is perfectly reasonable for you to feel that way.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:17:29 PM   
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This is coming from someone that talks trash about someone one page, then kisses their ass the next?  At least maintain some consistency.


That doesn't mean I can't post that I'm agreeing with their position on a particular thread.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:35:23 PM   
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That doesn't mean I can't post that I'm agreeing with their position on a particular thread.


I'm more referencing your 180 spin.  When that "goodbye" post was made we saw your true colours and when it appeared they were going nowhere, you began to backpedal. 


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:37:48 PM   
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I'm more referencing your 180 spin.  When that "goodbye" post was made we saw your true colours and when it appeared they were going nowhere, you began to backpedal. 


What goodbye post, I just left.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:41:47 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:42:23 PM   
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I am just maintaining the forums outlook of not satisfying obvious "wank fodder" for topics, right?  I would think you would be more skilled at keeping your lover there satisfied but I guess you're too young to be of much use yet. =)




Wank fodder is good to fall back on when you realize you're not winning the debate. At that time, it's usually acceptable...for some reason.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:42:53 PM   
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Hannah's.


It's called admitting I was wrong...which I was.


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