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HannahLynHeather -> one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:07:43 PM)

on the best ever thread, it was suggested that it should have been about sex. well since this is at least in theory a sex site i figured why the fuck not.

so what was the best sex you ever had in whatever category.

here's some of mine.
best pussy eater: heather, no, not this heather, but a previous heather i lived with out west when i was 22. motherfucker did her tongue know its way around a cunt. she played me like she was garcia and i was the wolf.  [:)]

best fuck: i don't even remember his name, but it was this middle aged guy who gave me a ride out of sudbury. we put up for the night in a little roadside motel and he fucked my brains out. the bastard just didn't quit, i was walking funny the next morning on the way out to the car. [:D]

best s&m: this little old chinese guy in vancouver. he didn't use any whips or shit, just his fucking hands. and it was fucking excruciating, un-fucking-real levels of pain.

best tasting pussy: heather, yes, this heather. i've sucked a lot of cunts in my day but i have honestly never come across one as yummy. that's one sweet piece of pussy she has on her.



DeviantlyD -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:13:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

on the best ever thread, it was suggested that it should have been about sex.


Yeah, and it was you that suggested it. [:D]



TheHeretic -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:15:36 PM)

I posted it on the other thread, but I'll repeat it here:

The wife of a friend I was completely fed up with, showing up at my door, looking for revenge sex.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:35:34 PM)

quote:

Yeah, and it was you that suggested it.
incorrect.

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3876311

a little learning before typing is a fucking good thing. [:D]



HannahLynHeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:37:00 PM)

yea i can see how that would be fucking hot.



DeviantlyD -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:44:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

quote:

Yeah, and it was you that suggested it.
incorrect.

http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3876311

a little learning before typing is a fucking good thing. [:D]



It is. Because she didn't suggest it. She said "I thought this thread was going to be about sex". That doesn't mean she's suggesting anyone start one, she's simply expressing her disappointment. [:D]



gungadin09 -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:46:19 PM)

Regretably, i have never had an epic fuck.

pam



HannahLynHeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:52:41 PM)

yes miss semantico, whatever the fuck you say. but then again, if you want to get technical, which it seems you do, neither the fuck did i.

nya nya nya![sm=stickineye.gif]



Lucylastic -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:56:24 PM)

Its gonnna take some time to go thru headings:) but my god im enjoying the memories:)
SO far, the most epic...My hubby the night I met him. that has had repurcussions for 26 years
I will be back but I need some alone time withthe thoughts:)



Endivius -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 9:59:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

so what was the best sex you ever had in whatever category.



I got off the plane at RAFB in Germany. Walked over to the call board and called a woman out of the blue. After 4 years of celabacy, it was the best sex I've ever had. She was overweight, short, and had a scar on her top lip. I fucked her for four hours before I finally came.

During my deployment on the U.S.S. Eisenhower's final tour, we pulled into port in Australia and I got mangled by a 22 year old fox I met on the beach. Four hours into my rest I got up to pee and was molested by her mother, a 45ish brunette that never told me her name.

Best blow job I ever had was in College at A&M, this girl had a magic throat, with the silkiest lips and knew how to use her teeth.

Best masochist I ever had was Brooke. She will be missed, She had the best pussy I have ever had.



HannahLynHeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:03:02 PM)

don't forget this

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Lucylastic -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:05:34 PM)

I prefer this......http://www.eroscillator.com/buy_online/default.aspx
peeel me off the ceiling , neeed moses to part the water! yeah, two legs up!!



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:15:37 PM)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's good to be a girl!

[image]local://upfiles/1214164/9DFEE6A18AE147AD9892920F918DE57F.gif[/image]



LafayetteLady -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:18:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

Regretably, i have never had an epic fuck.

pam


Pam, I'm so sorry to hear that!



HeatherMcLeather -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:19:45 PM)

I guess I should answer, but its going to be predictable: Hanners.



gungadin09 -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:20:14 PM)

Thanks. i've mostly come to terms with it.

pam



LafayetteLady -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:24:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09

Thanks. i've mostly come to terms with it.

pam


You ain't dead yet, are ya? When you least expect it....



MissImmortalPain -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:41:37 PM)


best cock: His name was Bill. I was 17 and he was 34. All you need to know is I have measured a lot of other men by him

best pussy eater: That would be the livein, Joel. He comes very close to making me pass out EVERY time.

best fuck: Sam, the ladies that know him call him Sampson.

best tasting pussy: Fuck I hate girls...her name was Ami.

best hands: That would be James. Epicly named after James Dean. Very cute looked very much like his namesake....but that was about the only thing he was reallly good for.

best s&m: Well this one is really easy..Me. I'm the best I know. The best I have ever had. And seeing as at least a few others agree with me I'm sticking with this as my answer.

I could add a few things to this list, but it would likely go on for awhile , so I will just stop here.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:49:41 PM)

Well, THAT'S a drag, Pam.

I don't think I can pick just one. A couple really intense fisting episodes come to mind. A couple really hot extended assfucking sessions with this tiny pervy chick in Texas come to mind too. Then there was Carol in Richmond VA with her spread-eagled, and me with an eggplant... same city, a really foxy Playmate=type blond picked me up in a diner near VCU and her first act was to rim me...

Met a size-queen here in ATL a few years back I almost got both hands into. Then there's a couple bathhouse scenes from the 70s, pre-AIDS, in the pool, in the eucalyptus steam room, in the orgy room... the two sisters giving me head... the 3 chicks in Dallas GA tying me to the bed one morning and teasing me all morning (with breakfast in bed to keep my strength up).

Really, it's not possible to pick just one. A lot of my scenes were with poppers, and sometimes some weed. I think booze is good for loosening inhibitions, but not for really hot sex.



NocturnalStalker -> RE: one epic fuck! (10/8/2011 10:56:45 PM)

I don't kiss and tell. 



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