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nachos - 5/24/2006 9:26:24 AM

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hmmmm...i think there must be something on my mind - i just went to get a snack, opened the cupboard and saw a nachos kit which said on the side of the box:

contains nachos topping

is it worrying that i found this funny?!

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RE: nachos - 5/24/2006 1:25:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: siouxie

hmmmm...i think there must be something on my mind - i just went to get a snack, opened the cupboard and saw a nachos kit which said on the side of the box:

contains nachos topping

is it worrying that i found this funny?!

No, that's not alarming.

I personally get a kick out of the label I saw some years ago, "Chile Con Carne, with meat."

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RE: nachos - 5/24/2006 3:34:04 PM

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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.

Bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm - For more fun (and quirky) warnings.

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RE: nachos - 5/24/2006 3:50:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

http://www.dumb.com/productwarnings.htm - For more fun (and quirky) warnings.

and so much more - yaay, another site to distract myself from reality with, thank you!

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RE: nachos - 5/24/2006 5:03:24 PM

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I bought a waterproof disposable camera once. In big letters on the bottom there was a warning about "Caution; Not a floatation device"

I must wonder how many people have been consumed by an angry sea while they cursed their disposable camera for it's lack of buoyancy.

Perhaps they need a memorial.

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RE: nachos - 5/24/2006 5:06:03 PM

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quote:

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contains nachos topping

is it worrying that i found this funny?!

maybe i am the only one who found it funny (for the bdsm implication) - i just seem to have bdsm on the mind!

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RE: nachos - 5/25/2006 1:51:14 PM

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OK, in the same vein as the story about the "WARNING: CONTAINS HOT LIQUID" label on the side of fast food coffee cups, has anyone here ever heard of the events leading to Sears putting the label "This appliance only for the cleaning of clothing and cloth items."?

Some woman but her kids in a washing machine and sued Sears Roebuck when they died, because there wasn't a warning against it. She won.

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RE: nachos - 5/25/2006 2:01:30 PM

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Hmm, mental notel; reproduce. Insert baby in somthing dangerous (industrial strength dish washer?). Sue.

Is it just me or does anyone else want to go shoot lawyers right now?

<edit> Okay, maybe not shoot all lawyers, but it is sad to me that the legal profession is able to carry out legal actions on behalf of stupid people.

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RE: nachos - 5/25/2006 2:22:26 PM

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If they didn't, they would have an extreme shortage of clients, doncha know.

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RE: nachos - 5/25/2006 3:54:48 PM

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I think we all laught at references made innocently but incorporate the words top, bottom, dominate...etc.
I laughed the other day, when I went to pick up my cat at the vet and the carrier I borrowed said, bend knees when lifting....Top heavy.
Hell she ain't heavy and she sure in the hell ain't no top...the lil bitch...she's my pussy.