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I believe that...


Old folks are morons
  3% (4)
Young folks are morons
  6% (8)
All folks are morons
  11% (14)
There are only two people who post on this site, with 1000's of names
  4% (6)
I am always right
  9% (12)
You are always wrong
  7% (9)
We should fire up a doobie and forget about this dumbass poll
  13% (17)
Granny bloomers are groovy
  4% (5)
Thongs are where it is at
  5% (7)
Just hand me a LI tea and no one gets hurt
  8% (10)
Janis has the greatest voice ever
  4% (6)
The hokey pokey IS what it's all about
  6% (8)
I'll have another beer
  9% (12)
I want a margarita dammit!
  5% (7)
This entire thing was a bad idea.
  0% (0)


Total Votes : 125
(last vote on : 10/8/2012 7:19:48 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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HannahLynn -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 2:36:25 AM)

quote:

I am the cool one.
christ on a cupcake, the world's in a bad fucking way if that's the case.




xxblushesxx -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 4:03:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

all folks are morons, hokey pokey is awesome, and i want my long island ice tea! 
Don't listen to old bitty blushes....I am the cool one.

:::::hands Lilly a LI tea in a mason jar::::::::::



You are the guiding light!!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 4:07:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

all folks are morons, hokey pokey is awesome, and i want my long island ice tea! 
Don't listen to old bitty blushes....I am the cool one.

:::::hands Lilly a LI tea in a mason jar::::::::::



whoo hoo!
i had my first long island iced tea when i was 19, i've been bittying since before it was cool. =p






TheFireWithinMe -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 4:21:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

all folks are morons, hokey pokey is awesome, and i want my long island ice tea! 
Don't listen to old bitty blushes....I am the cool one.

:::::hands Lilly a LI tea in a mason jar::::::::::



You are the guiding light!!


Not if we keep drinking these LI ice teas. *hic*




Iamsemisweet -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 8:46:11 AM)

Could be a long wait. Better have 3
quote:

ORIGINAL: RexDarcy

While Arpig awaits approval, I will have another beer.




HannahLynn -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 9:52:16 AM)

nah better make it 4, i'm sure he'd want you to have at least one for him.




Iamsemisweet -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 10:12:03 AM)

What the hell, they come in packs of six.  May as well kill the whole thing.




myotherself -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 10:19:08 AM)

I ticked all the boxes.

That makes me a liberal, right?

Aaaaaand...at 46, am I too young to join the biddy brigade?




HannahLynn -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 10:28:11 AM)

good point. but this is bob we're talking about. better make it a 2-4. [:D]




ShaharThorne -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 10:30:37 AM)

I rather have a mimosa but a LI tea can do for me.

I prefer boy shorts to granny bloomers any day of the week.




mnottertail -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 10:31:16 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KjpyHX7X-o




kalikshama -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 11:28:18 AM)

I want a margarita option!




GreedyTop -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 11:33:16 AM)

I believe that most humans are oxygen thieves.




ShaharThorne -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 11:39:00 AM)

How the hell did you know I got an O2 tank in my bedroom?!?!?!

I really should give it back to the home patient care office but the doctor wants me to keep it on hand in case I have trouble breathing.




HannahLynn -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 11:44:44 AM)

THE AIRMAN'S PRAYER

the first thing they asked for, they asked for some beer,
gallons and gallons of beautiful beer.
and if we have one beer, may we also have ten?
may we have a bloody brewery?
said the airmen, "amen."

there were squadron leaders and wing commanders and group captains too
hands in their pockets with fuck all to do,
stealing the beer of the poor ac2
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
said the airmen, "fuck you."

the next thing they asked for, they asked for some girls,
dozens and dozens of beautiful girls.
and if we have one girl, may we also have ten?
may we have a bloody brothel?
said the airmen, "amen."

there were squadron leaders and wing commanders and group captains too
hands in their pockets with fuck all to do,
stealing the beer of the poor ac2
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
said the airmen, "fuck you."

the third thing they asked for, they asked for some pay,
mountains and mountains of beautiful pay.
and if we have one pound, may we also have ten?
may we have a bloody mint, sir?
said the airmen, "amen."

there were squadron leaders and wing commanders and group captains too
hands in their pockets with fuck all to do,
stealing the beer of the poor ac2
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
said the airmen, "fuck you."

the fourth thing they asked for, they asked for some planes,
hundreds and hundreds of beautiful planes.
and if we have one plane, we may also have ten?
may we have a bloody factory?
said the airmen, "amen."

there were squadron leaders and wing commanders and group captains too
hands in their pockets with fuck all to do,
stealing the beer of the poor ac2
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
may the lord shit on them sideways,
said the airmen, "fuck you."

the last thing we pray for, we pray for the queen!
and for the sodding old bitch that she's been,
and if she has one son, then let her have ten!
may she have a bloody squadron of canadian airmen.

~ anonymous drunken rcaf men


e2a: fix the fucking link




Marc2b -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 12:12:25 PM)

[Pulls out a joint and lights it]

The problem you (pffffttttttt pfffffffftttt), the problem is that people they don’t…. (pheeeeeeeeewwwwww) people don’t see far out their own windows [passes the dutchie to the left hand side]. We can read or watch about other people’s experiences but we don’t, like, experience other people’s experiences ya know what I mean? So it’s like… like… like what is experience? It’s what you do right? And you like learn from that and stuff. Well, what I’m trying to say is… [take joint as it comes around again] okay, it’s like this (pfffffttttttt). Okay wisdom (pfffffftttttt). Okay I got it! I got it…… (pheeeeewwwwwwww) Wisdom…. Shit! I had it. Wait a sec, I got it. Huh? Oh, sorry [passes the dutchie to the left hand side]. Alright I got it: Wisdom is the accumulation of experience coupled with honest self-evaluation. Whooooooaaaaaaaa. I gotta write that one down! But wait! Wait! So like, when you get old you’re like wise if… if… okay this is the important part… IF! Do you got anymore of those peanut butter cookies left? No? Damn. Okay, okay, I was saying… uhm… oh yea! So like just because you’re getting older that don’t mean you’re wise but it might… it might. And these young punks, they don’t know that. They don’t man… but they will [angrily rises and jabs finger at the floor], oh they will and do you know why? I’ll tell you why… because time… time… time will get them to… yes it will. Time gets everyone in the end. Tick mother fucking tock, nothing ever stops the clock! Then those punks will know. They’ll know and… who’s hogging the joint? [takes the joint and sits back down] Those damn punks (pfffffffttttttt) think they’re all that (pfffffttttttt) they’ll find out (pheeeeeewwww) ya they will. And then you know what… you know what… TURN THAT UP, THIS IS THE BEST PART! [leaps up and starts signing with passion] All that you touch and all that you see, all that you SHUT UP! THIS IS THE BEST PART! [resumes singing with passion] and all that you love and all that you hate, all you distrust, all you save. And all that you give and all that you deal and all that you buy, beg, borrow or STEEEAAAAAL! And all you create and all you destroy And all that you do And all that you say and all that you eat and everyone you meet! And all that you slight! and everyone you fight! And all that is now and all that is gone and all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the MOOOOOOOON!

Huh? Oh… sorry. [passes the dutchie to the left hand side and sits back down again] Ya got any of those peanut butter cookies left?




ShaharThorne -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 12:24:16 PM)

Marc, you best be passing the joint around because I don't need the contact high...I want the real thing!

great posting Hannah!

(3rd LIt)




yourdarkdesire -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 1:23:54 PM)

marc that was absolutely priceless!




xxblushesxx -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 1:48:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I ticked all the boxes.

That makes me a liberal, right?

Aaaaaand...at 46, am I too young to join the biddy brigade?


Puhleeze join us! The more the merrier!!! 





yourdarkdesire -> RE: I believe that... (10/19/2011 3:38:29 PM)

I admit that I will be 47 shortly - but refuse to consider myself old.




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