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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:34:22 PM

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Okay. You're not a member.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:44:08 PM

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NS wants out??? there's a loss!! the society of earwigged/hedwigangryinch/inchworm/cross-specie-dysphorics will be heart(do they HAVE hearts??)broken!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:49:07 PM

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What Greedy said. Guess it qualifies as absurd, though.

LadyHibiscus, we are honored by Your presence, but we cannot admit you as an official member of the Absurd Club until you do something absurd.

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Oh dear, I thought my very existence covered that!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:49:29 PM

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NS wants out??? there's a loss!! the society of earwigged/hedwigangryinch/inchworm/cross-specie-dysphorics will be heart(do they HAVE hearts??)broken!!

HEY!!!!! NO SNARK PLEASE. If he wants out, he wants out. Technically, he never applied for membership to begin with. Now please return to your regularly scheduled absurdity.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:51:26 PM

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Oh dear, I thought my very existence covered that!

Right you are. It was an absurd mistake on my part. Welcome to the club. We will now have a pillow fight in your honor.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:53:05 PM

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NS wants out??? there's a loss!! the society of earwigged/hedwigangryinch/inchworm/cross-specie-dysphorics will be heart(do they HAVE hearts??)broken!!

HEY!!!!! NO SNARK PLEASE. If he wants out, he wants out. Technically, he never applied for membership to begin with. Now please return to your regularly scheduled absurdity.

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what? the Hedwigangryinch/inchworm/etc refs werent absurd enough?? Seriously???

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 1:57:45 PM

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what? the Hedwigangryinch/inchworm/etc refs werent absurd enough?? Seriously???

Oh, they certainly were, hallowed member Greedy. It's just that i would prefer people not to mix snark with absurdity, even first rate absurdity like yours. Or what is NOT snark, but resembles it closely enough to cause confusion. Basically, i'm asking people not to come within a mile of snark. i most humbly beseech this from all who post on the Absurd Thread.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:06:31 PM

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Huzzah for pillow fights!! I shall use my black and pink striped Hello Kitty! pillows with the lace trim. I have one for each hand.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:06:53 PM

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How much more absurd can it be than to fall face first into the edge of my tub on week, then 2 weeks later go thumping down a metal staircase and breaking my tailbone? Face, meet arse. Arse, meet face. Face and Arse, meet the Canuck Holly. She of the slippy gel fall down go boom in the shower, she of the slippy stairs and wet leaves and hekichopper thingies from trees. She with the bruise on her right butt cheek, where not only is it black and blue but where you can feel the indents of every single damn stair she went bouncing down.

May I please become a member of the Absurd Club? And it's Medical Officer? I humbly apply for this position having found myself in many an embarrassing situation when falling up, down, sideways and arse over teakettle. Not to mention the various bumps, lumps and bruises accumulated over the years.

You got it, tiggerspoohbear. Welcome to the club, and with all these absurb people running around, we'll certainly need a Medical Officer. We thank you in advance for your services. i also want to pass on a joke from the bad joke thread:

Q: Why is tigger always staring into the toilet?
A: Because he's looking for pooh.

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I saw that this morning and roared, but I swear I'm not a Poohbear in the toilet, I'ma Poohbear stuck in bed laying down with a broken butt.

Actually, now that I think about it, the only time my butt doesn't hurt is when I'm sitting on the damn toilet. Maybe I should just pass my days there??

ETA: Now I know it's absurd, but it makes sense in that absurd way, there's no pressure!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:08:23 PM

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Huzzah for pillow fights!! I shall use my black and pink striped Hello Kitty! pillows with the lace trim. I have one for each hand.

*pummels LadyHibiscus with a pillow*

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:12:02 PM

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I saw that this morning and roared, but I swear I'm not a Poohbear in the toilet, I'ma Poohbear stuck in bed laying down with a broken butt.

*throws spitballs at tiggerpoohbear for fear of hurting her butt even more with a pillow fight*

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:26:46 PM

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s'OK Pam, as long as there's no rocks in the pillows I'll do fine. Just have to strap one to my beeeeeeeeeeehindular area before we start. Now how absurd would that be??

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 2:58:54 PM

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NS wants out??? there's a loss!! the society of earwigged/hedwigangryinch/inchworm/cross-specie-dysphorics will be heart(do they HAVE hearts??)broken!!

NS never wanted in.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:04:02 PM

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NS never wanted in.

That's been covered, NS. You're not in. You never wanted in. It was my mistake. Best wishes.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:05:01 PM

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I demand a fruitbasket.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:25:37 PM

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I demand a fruitbasket.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:28:34 PM

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I have considered the possibilities and have settled on Walla Walla Washington. It is an absurd name for anything. Besides you have had two Adams' two Bushes, and it's time for another Washington. So it is Walla Walla in 2012.

Can't you hear just the chants? Walla walla walla walla walla walla oo dop a doo wop ba-doom bam bang.

Very, very good, Cheri. Incidently, i think Walla Walla is also famous for it's sweet onions. If they elect Walla Walla, i will make onion pizzas for everyone.

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Ok, absurd is thinking anywhere has sweet onions worth eating besides Vidalia Georgia!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:33:01 PM

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Ok, absurd is thinking anywhere has sweet onions worth eating besides Vidalia Georgia!

Okay. Vidalia and Walla Walla can run against each other.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 3:59:07 PM

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Vidalia will take it by a landslide!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/25/2011 4:21:18 PM

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I'm voting 3rd party. Kalamazoo all the way. Actually that isn't all that absurd, but posting on this thread while on moderation is. But unfortunately the absurdity of it can't really be appreciated until after the fact.

Well there's the real absurdity, it seems I am off moderation after all. What do you know.

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