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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/27/2011 3:37:50 PM   
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How i have a question, my fellow Absurdians. What do you suppose is the best reason for crawling up a hollow tree stump and getting stuck there?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/27/2011 3:49:38 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/27/2011 4:15:26 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/27/2011 7:58:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		I vote he was looking for the pot 'o gold, ran into Rumpelstiltstkin then had to pretend to take a piss so his pot 'o gold wouldn't be stolen.  Yeeeeeah, that's the ticket.  That's my story n I'm sticking to it.


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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 7:36:46 AM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 7:48:44 AM   
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You are so very absurd, that your membership practically goes without saying.
Damn right! Ummmmmmmm...hang on...I uh...let me think about this for a bit....

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 7:41:28 PM   
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Because it's there?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... not absurd enough. We encourage you to try again.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 7:42:40 PM   
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actually I am willing to claim the North Pole for myself and then start growing pineapples there


Just don't drop them. They explode.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 8:12:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		The epitome of absurd for me today was having a cat-scan only to be told the doc who originally told me my tailbone was broken 2 wks ago then sent me into a panic when he called 2 days ago to say there was a problem with my lower lumbar section.  Go to the hospital today only to be told there's no break, never has been, I have no problems seen in the scan.  Then being prescribed morphine and finding out even if the pain is still there and still very sore, I'm so high I just don't give a flying chipmunk fuckken nuns squirrels that it does.  

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 8:13:29 PM   
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The epitome of absurd for me today was having a cat-scan only to be told the doc who originally told me my tailbone was broken 2 wks ago then sent me into a panic when he called 2 days ago to say there was a problem with my lower lumbar section.  Go to the hospital today only to be told there's no break, never has been, I have no problems seen in the scan.  Then being prescribed morphine and finding out even if the pain is still there and still very sore, I'm so high I just don't give a flying chipmunk fuckken nuns squirrels that it does.  


The entire medical profession has already been admitted to the Absurd Club.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 8:36:29 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 8:43:18 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 8:47:01 PM   
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so you mean that as a former nurse I am a member of the club? Are there dues to be paid?


You qualify, as soon as you tell us the most absurd thing you ever saw at work.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/28/2011 9:51:44 PM   
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What do you suppose is the best reason for crawling up a hollow tree stump and getting stuck there?


How about this:

http://www.summum.us/potpourri/tree.shtml

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 6:15:52 AM   
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Now where's the door?
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It's on the floor

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 10:42:18 AM   
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Favorite drinking song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2Mugm2RI

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 11:50:28 AM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 12:33:38 PM   
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 1:00:31 PM   
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actually I am willing to claim the North Pole for myself and then start growing pineapples there


Just don't drop them. They explode.

pam



or should I try grapes for ice wine instead?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/30/2011 3:07:51 PM   
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who went into the water up to her knees.
It doesn't rhyme now,
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