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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 7:57:53 PM

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We Want a Rock- TMBG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amUowhHVBM4

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:12:11 PM

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Hey Lance, can You see this one? (It's not youtube)
Mammal- TMBG
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1773114938891965475#

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See, yes..... Was that absurdly redundant?
Hear? Not so hot..... I can't find THE one volume control that seems to be on Mute. That makes your question moot.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:14:17 PM

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i want more animals in sidecars. =p

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:15:20 PM

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Hear? Not so hot..... I can't find THE one volume control that seems to be on Mute. That makes your question moot.

Try waiting about 10 seconds into it. The sound doesn't start until that point, for some reason.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:20:01 PM

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haha -- this is a wacky way to walk your goat. =p

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:30:44 PM

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<snipped>
i thought of another one for "member". Check it out.

I once knew a man, made me frantic
His member was super gigantic
He gave it a flip
(it was named for the ship)
"Would you like to go down on Titanic?"

The preceding dirty limerick was dedicated to Lance, the Hot Leather Daddy

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Well, thanks, but it doesn't quite "scan."

I once knew a man, made me frantic
His member was quite gigantic
He gave it a flip
(it was named for the ship)
"Quick! Go down upon my Titanic!"

Still not perfect..... BUT! It is totally absurd that I'm working on a limerick when I have other things to do including some computer work that will earn cash.

Lance was tempted.
His work preempted.
Cash (the thought of)
should have made him ought of
not try to write five silly lines.

^^^^ Absurd! A limerick in which the 5th line does NOT rhymye with the first 2!

Edited to make 5th line scan better.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:50:16 PM

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Congrats in the job Lance. Nice prose.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:52:28 PM

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Parallel lines never intersect. i think that's pretty absurd.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:55:37 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

funny in an odd sort of way

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 8:59:36 PM

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Cool Dancing Raisins
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:12:23 PM

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All I can say is :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qozjbbEv9zY&feature=related

And that the heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:22:23 PM

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Victoria's Solo- Cats (the Musical)
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:26:57 PM

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More absurd sidecar stuff.

http://www.wittmann-novotny.de/Picturee/Schanze.wmv

At least I think it is an absurd thing to do on one.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:27:15 PM

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Parallel lines never intersect. i think that's pretty absurd.

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For Newton, his lines did not intersect.
For Einstein, rounded, i.e. circumspect
They gathered for dinner
One cold day in winter
And the table, poor thing was soon bisect.

I LIKE the rhyme of "dinner" and "winter."

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:31:27 PM

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Overweight Hedgehog- Parry Gripp
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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:33:36 PM

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I LIKE the rhyme of "dinner" and "winter."

Oh, yeah? Well, do you know i once actually counted how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

(Believe it or not, it was 3,000, exactly)

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/9/2011 9:38:59 PM

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A post by Termy, the sweet:
"The heat of the meat"

which continues "angle"
of course, "of the dangle."

gives a saying quite neat.

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If you've been wondering about an example of a limerick with a really, really bad scan, well that is surely one. LOL!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/10/2011 12:30:25 PM

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No animals this time; but an absurd sidecar setup.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/10/2011 2:27:42 PM

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i want more animals in sidecars. =p

Lilly, as per your request. It appears that the lady and the lion
were not alone. There were a bunch of them. How Absurd!

See for yourself: Lions and Ladies