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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:18:13 PM

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Someone wrote fucking retard in the dirt on my windscreen today.
It took ages to lick it off.

i hate it when that happens.

Welcome to the Absurd Club, Ninebelowzero. We will all welcome you now by clapping our toes.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:20:23 PM

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I read Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince yesterday in 2 hours, I know it's only 7 words but I was really proud of myself .

I know. i read it backwards.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:21:53 PM

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I like flying monkeys when they sing The Monkees.

i think that's your cue, Greedy.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:24:51 PM

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I do. I wish to be absurd. Where do I begin?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:26:46 PM

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I know! I'll go to graduate school and expect to get a quality education!
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But the truly absurd part is? I did.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:28:43 PM

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"Cross your fingers,
Cross your toes,
Cross your eyes
And cross your nose."

That last part always seemed a little absurd to me, I only have one nose. It COULD be a misunderstanding of "cross your eyes across your nose" but nobody needs that additional instruction...

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:29:52 PM

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Someone wrote fucking retard in the dirt on my windscreen today.
It took ages to lick it off.

i hate it when that happens.

Welcome to the Absurd Club, Ninebelowzero. We will all welcome you now by clapping our toes.

pam

And after that, we'll do this! (At 3 minutes, 50 seconds)

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:37:13 PM

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I know! I'll go to graduate school and expect to get a quality education!
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But the truly absurd part is? I did.

That's absurd and then some. Welcome to the Absurd Club, SueDunnEmm. We are thrilled to have you. If you don't mind, we would love to hear the story behind your name. That goes for Ninebelowzero, too.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/18/2011 11:44:56 PM

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And after that, we'll do this! (At 3 minutes, 50 seconds)

Ouch. I think after that, our toes will need a round of drinks.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 12:04:45 AM

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i can still do an awesome "armpit fart" does that count? ;)

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 12:06:53 AM

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A round of drinks is it? Well then, I'm your fellow then, now aren't I.

That reminds me ... So I'm the only one in the local the other day, and this fellow comes in and walks over and parks hisself next to me and asks if he can buy me a pint. "Well of course" says I, and then he asks me if I'm from Sligo or am I just visiting. I tells him, no, I'm a local and he brightens up and says "You don't say, I'm from round here too! Let's have another round to Sligo!"

"Of course" says I, and we do. Then he says "I'm wondering, where is it you were born?" So I tells him, "Well its from Coolaney that I hail"

"I can't believe it!" he exclaims "I was born in Coolaney as well! Let's have another drink to good old Coolaney."

"Of course," says I, and we do. Then he pipes up again, "Now the curiosity has got me, what school did you go to, by chance?" "Well, St. Eustace, class of '92"

"Well bless my soul," he exclaims, "That's unbelievable! I went to St. Eustace as well but I graduated in '93! Let's have another round for St. Eustace."

"Of course," says I, and we do.

About that time, old Joseph McCarthy wanders in and sits down. He orders a drink and asks the landlord, "So, what would be happening here this morning?" And the landlord answers, "Not much of interest, just Connor having a drink with his brother."

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 12:13:49 AM

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i can still do an awesome "armpit fart" does that count? ;)

It does, but i'm still pretty sure this guy kicks your ass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfgPCmOO7w

www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Ql-2te3_THQ

Welcome to the absurd thread, Grasshopper, i mean joker6067. If you apply yourself, one day you too can be an armpit virtuoso.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 12:37:31 AM

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A round of drinks is it? Well then, I'm your fellow then, now aren't I.

That reminds me ... So I'm the only one in the local the other day, and this fellow comes in and walks over and parks hisself next to me and asks if he can buy me a pint...

I think that story calls for a drink. And a toast. I tried to drink the toast, but i couldn't. It was too dry and it got stuck in my throat. I should have remembered to butter it first.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 1:56:40 AM

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i can still do an awesome "armpit fart" does that count? ;)

It does, but i'm still pretty sure this guy kicks your ass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlfgPCmOO7w

www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Ql-2te3_THQ

Welcome to the absurd thread, Grasshopper, i mean joker6067. If you apply yourself, one day you too can be an armpit virtuoso.

wow...i have some work to do lol

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 2:00:25 AM

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Fanx.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 2:04:17 AM

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Fanx.

You're berry belcome.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 2:14:39 AM

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If you want absurd so far this morning...
My kid has broke my glasses & I can't see to find my other pair.

Going to have to ask a neighbour to superglue the things back together when he wakes up so boy is looking out the window to see when he opens his curtains. Cos I can't see.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 5:48:07 AM

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I'm so absurd that my father was a Lesbian and my mother was a Caspian Sea bottom feeding fish.

What does that make me?

The product of a sturgeon birth.

Seriously. No, really.

(I'm being slapped up the side of my head by Chatte at the moment. I wonder why?"

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 11/19/2011 5:49:31 AM

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Oh enjoy my good man it sounds like fun

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I'm so absurd that my father was a Lesbian and my mother was a Caspian Sea bottom feeding fish.

What does that make me?

The product of a sturgeon birth.

Seriously. No, really.

(I'm being slapped up the side of my head by Chatte at the moment. I wonder why?"