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Duskypearls -> RE: Who wants to be absurd? (1/16/2012 7:10:56 AM)
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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls
Once upon a time, with the help of my handy, dandy, electric vibrator "Billy Bob," I managed to punch out 45 orgasms in 60 minutes. Does that count?
*is amazed and pondering the logistics of it all*
*needs a Billy Bob*
Hahaha! Funny, Blush. Ya know, I was pretty amazed (and grateful), myself, at the time. Interestingly enough, none of them were forced or uncomfortable. In fact, it was a short spell during I was intensely horny for the first time in my life, and only moments after each orgasm, I was horny again, so I just kept on going, and each one was as good, and as easy to obtain, as the last. While I can do a couple or a few multiples like that now, that 45/60 was a one time experience, and I believe it was made possible by massive hormonal changes (menopause), combined with the conscious surfacing of much previously surpressed anger and sexuality (a lifetime's worth!), that manifested in that delicious, most liberating cocktail. It was HEAVENLY!
BTW Blush, I have a back-up Billy Bob Jr., in case Sr. ever kicks the bucket, but he's been going strong since 1985, so I might be persuaded, with the right lucre, to lend Junior out.
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