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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:06:31 AM

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Whew ! Never thought I'd make it.
T^T

There was never any doubt.
*oops! Was that snark?*

Yes, it was. As Lord High Executer, I must warn you by showing your my sword.

(* takes a tiny piece of paper, scribbles something on it, shows it - it says... *)

"sword"

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:17:23 AM

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Well done, Lord High Executioner.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:40:57 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:54:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uvt83YWWWY

Holy crap! Okay, Greedy, that wins the prize, no question. i'm going to have nightmares.

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P.S.- The Absurd Club welcomes you and your awesome yet disturbing contribution to this thread.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 2:57:03 AM

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Oh. Em. Gee. SpanishMatMaster showed me his sword!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:01:43 AM

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As well you should, Christina. As well you should.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:15:28 AM

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As well you should, Christina. As well you should.

pam

Ok...I'm missing something. Every post you make to me has to be edited. I'm wondering what you're saying before you edit!!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:23:45 AM

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i pretty much edit every post.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:25:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

i pretty much edit every post.

pam

*YaY*

Iz not so weird that Pam has to edit everything she says to me!!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 3:35:36 AM

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My musical contribution:

Caught this bird in the neighborhood
Pecking away on a piece of wood
He pecked and he pecked on my front door
Pecked 'til he made his pecker sore.

Sore pecker, pecker sore, sore pecker,
Bad luck bird
Now the woodpecker is this little bird's name
When he start's a-peckin' it is a shame
In my neighborhood he's boss
Because his pecker don't get soft.

Soft pecker, pecker soft, soft pecker,
He's a lovely little bird.
He's the nuttiest bird you ever did see
He'll take a chance on any old tree
The other day he was pecking in an oak
Made a few strokes and his pecker broke.

Broke pecker, pecker broken, broke pecker,
Bad luck bird.
This bird got in an argument the other day
He got mad and few away
He lit on top of a telephone line
Hollered "Your pecker ain't as long as mine!"

Long pecker, pecker long, pecker long,
He's a lovely little bird.
Now if I ask you on bended knees
Will you tell me something please
Peck all day in my back yard
What do you use to keep your pecker hard?

Hard pecker, pecker hard, hard pecker,
He's a lovely little bird
Now listen little birdie you ain't so smart
you're just a little old lark
Something I'm telling you to remember
When you get old your pecker's going to get limber.

Limber pecker, pecker limber, limber pecker
The woodpecker song!

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:34:15 AM

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My petition to join this Absurd Club:

A dancing cat:

High fashion for crazy cat ladies:

I can totally rock that^

And finally ... the ultimate in absurdity:

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:41:37 AM

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ORIGINAL: BurntKitty
My petition to join this Absurd Club:

Burnt Kitty gets a big, warm welcome into the Absurd club, as well as extra points for shamelessly showing off with three different entries, and for the disturbing fact of entering a dancing cat when her name is "BurntKitty". Thanks for sharing your absurdness with us, but that video is making me dizzy.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:48:55 AM

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Yay, yippee!!!! I'll tell the cat quit the nip....

In the meantime, anybody care for billiards?

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:49:55 AM

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Bonus, bonus points for creepiness.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 4:59:13 AM

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ok I know i am on the list, i look up the word to make sure i knew the
meaning then i laughed so hard who lives only for themselves and why if i
not make it well i am sad shoot does anyone know me here? i even put notify me by
mail lol i broke some rule somewhere in here ok i am not a member but it was fun reading
all of the post! kick me out my wording is not even right ..............again

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:03:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: mons

ok I know i am on the list, i look up the word to make sure i knew the
meaning then i laughed so hard who lives only for themselves and why if i
not make it well i am sad shoot does anyone know me here? i even put notify me by
mail lol i broke some rule somewhere in here ok i am not a member but it was fun reading
all of the post! kick me out my wording is not even right ..............again

mons/jane

mons, whether you want to be or not, you are now a member of the Absurd Club for lactually ooking up the word "shitlist" in a dictionary. Welcome.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:04:47 AM

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Thanks for having me Pam.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:05:31 AM

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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Thanks for having me Pam.

On the contrary, thanks for joining us.

pam

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 5:34:18 AM

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09

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ORIGINAL: Delilya
How about if I stand on my head, whistle Dixie backwards while gargling peanut butter and humming Does Your Chewing Gum Loose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?

Delilya, that qualifies you three or four times over. We welcome you.

pam

Wait, isn't video proof necessary? At the very least it would be entertaining.

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RE: Who wants to be absurd? - 10/22/2011 6:02:26 AM

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another tidbit that I am not sure whether to classify as absurd, or just .. bizarre!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKo4FMzt_hM

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